>> ^sillma: Funny how it still seems to be that men have to be loathed when they use masturbation toys when for women it's like a rite of passage to adulthood.
That's because men are born with two perfect masturbation toys attached to their arms. Buying an additional one is just a waste of money.
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I just had to share another item from their store.
"The Teen's Love Asoko lets you enjoy the unique sensation of a schoolgirl, with none of the jailbait issues. Painstakingly designed inside and out to replicate the tender tightness of a young body's best parts, this is one of the most sought-after onaholes on the market and is highly limited. It's tight, but extremely soft and pliable, meaning that its internal design is complimented by your hand pressure."
>> ^Drachen_Jager: I just had to share another item from their store.
"The Teen's Love Asoko lets you enjoy the unique sensation of a schoolgirl, with none of the jailbait issues. Painstakingly designed inside and out to replicate the tender tightness of a young body's best parts, this is one of the most sought-after onaholes on the market and is highly limited. It's tight, but extremely soft and pliable, meaning that its internal design is complimented by your hand pressure."
>> ^Sarzy: >> ^sillma: Funny how it still seems to be that men have to be loathed when they use masturbation toys when for women it's like a rite of passage to adulthood.
That's because men are born with two perfect masturbation toys attached to their arms. Buying an additional one is just a waste of money.
Yeah, but toys are fun! Why use just your hands when there's so much else to stick it in, on, around, under, through and up.
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What's the website for this? A friend of mine wants to know.
Lol ;}
http://www.kanojotoys.com/shop/tenga-egg-6pack-p-334.html
I like it!
Not as low as when your mother catches jacking off with an egg...
Will it make me a sandwich when I'm finished?
Nope. But it will supply the mayonnaise.
Funny how it still seems to be that men have to be loathed when they use masturbation toys when for women it's like a rite of passage to adulthood.
That's because men are born with two perfect masturbation toys attached to their arms. Buying an additional one is just a waste of money.
By the way, I'm surprised no one added the corresponding Amazon item yet
"The Teen's Love Asoko lets you enjoy the unique sensation of a schoolgirl, with none of the jailbait issues. Painstakingly designed inside and out to replicate the tender tightness of a young body's best parts, this is one of the most sought-after onaholes on the market and is highly limited. It's tight, but extremely soft and pliable, meaning that its internal design is complimented by your hand pressure."
Find them in your grocer's closet.
I just had to share another item from their store.
"The Teen's Love Asoko lets you enjoy the unique sensation of a schoolgirl, with none of the jailbait issues. Painstakingly designed inside and out to replicate the tender tightness of a young body's best parts, this is one of the most sought-after onaholes on the market and is highly limited. It's tight, but extremely soft and pliable, meaning that its internal design is complimented by your hand pressure."
What the fuck is wrong with them?
>> ^sillma:
Funny how it still seems to be that men have to be loathed when they use masturbation toys when for women it's like a rite of passage to adulthood.
That's because men are born with two perfect masturbation toys attached to their arms. Buying an additional one is just a waste of money.
Yeah, but toys are fun! Why use just your hands when there's so much else to stick it in, on, around, under, through and up.
They later resell used Tenga Eggs as Cadbury Eggs.
oh that's nasty haha
They later resell used Tenga Eggs as Cadbury Eggs.
So that's how they get the creme in there...
any of you people know the website?
Not too low when you're stuck in Iraq or Afghanistan.