Ten things I learned from House of the Dead

published by MarineGunrock

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tags: Uwe Boll, shitty movie, seriously, why, just stop

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"You created it all so you could be immortal. Why?"

"To live forever!"

OMFG ROFL UWE BOLL YOU ARE THE NEXT SHAKESPEARE!

written by uhohzombies

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lol I made a list for this movie also. My fav that I wish he included.

"Asian zombies will know kung fu."

No joke, asian zombie flips in, does some crazy kicks then proceeds to get shot. This really is one of the funniest movies ever...

written by ChosenOne | 3 months 1 week ago | CH

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I hope that man never stops making movies.

written by CWBookthief

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>> ^uhohzombies:
"You created it all so you could be immortal. Why?"

"To live forever!"

OMFG ROFL SHAKESPEARE ~~UWE BOLL~~ YOU WERE ~~ARE~~ THE ~~NEXT SHAKESPEARE~~ FIRST UWE BOLL!

^ I fixed it for you

written by EnemyCombatant

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Haha, I love that movie.

Only objection here is the gunpowder barrel thing. Sorry, but it's not a 'spark' from the wood that sets the off the powder burn. It's the fact that the lead bullet is hot enough to start the reaction.

written by finch451