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David Spates,classy,classic,comedy,LA,up and coming,Film Take off the Towel

Take off the Towel

posted by choggie 1 year 4 months 3 weeks ago • 13036 views
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Class ack.

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A version of the same joke
http://www.videosift.com/video/Man-Stroke-Woman-Breast-Fetish


written by alien_concept  | 1 year 4 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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Welcome to Vaudeville alienC, this joke has been done a hunnert million times..and looks better with every iteration, especially with these talented cats doin' it!


written by choggie  | 1 year 4 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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A hundred million? Don't make this a challenge now


written by alien_concept  | 1 year 4 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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Still wishing i could downvote......


written by CaptainPlanet  | 1 year 4 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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hmmmm, well, you don't know talent when you see it, that takes practice


written by choggie  | 1 year 4 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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Old joke, for certain. Still worth an upvote.


written by kronosposeidon  | 1 year 4 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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old joke but really nicely dramatized.


written by dag  | 1 year 4 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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"wOO, those are some tig ol' bitties"

LOL LOL LOL


written by legacy0100  | 1 year 4 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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Paul Mooney, alive and well in a new generation of funny, real folk....


written by choggie  | 1 year 4 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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this one ant likes, the one with the touching, not so much


written by Thylan  | 1 year 4 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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One problem: In my world, the guy still owes $500.


written by Payback  | 1 year 4 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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I'm with Payback. I've never really "got" this joke. $500 to drop the towel is to drop the towel; now he just on the hook for the vig too.


written by pmkierst  | 1 year 4 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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he should have grabbed em.


written by 8296  | 1 year 4 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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hehe, video version of a very old but funny joke


written by syncron  | 1 year 4 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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>> ^Payback:
One problem: In my world, the guy still owes $500.


so imagine the day after then.

"So, where's that $500 you owe me?"
"Oh, I gave it to your girlfriend yesterday.. didn't she give it to you?"
"uhh..no, He baby, did he give you money to give me yesterday?"

"Um.. No."
"Really? so what happened to the $500 I gave you after you showed me your ta-tas?"


written by Shepppard  | 1 year 4 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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no wonder the quality of cotton sucks these days.

wooooops!!!!


written by 12188  | 1 year 4 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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NUMBER ONE BABY, C'moooooooon Seven!!!!!

[choggie has never had a number one vid(2 years)], and David Spates' contribution doin' it would simply make my world-I may finally be able to meet one of my anti-heroes....PAUL MOONEY!!!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Mooney_(comedian)

David Spates gotta see this shit, heyah!.....buncha crackers showin' out for the real.....Nubian Supremacy!! Black Power an' shit!!!!! Tig Bittles and BGB!! FTW!!!!!


written by choggie  | 1 year 4 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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Right now, number one is some trailer-trash, crawlin' into a box and stealin' shit....."Awwwwww, look at the cute little white girl stealin' shit...!"
If a black or messican kid was off in there, the cops would be all over it....


written by choggie  | 1 year 4 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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Don't worry choggie. The claw game will expire out of the top 15 tomorrow morning, and I don't think barney rubble can catch up.


written by jonny  | 1 year 4 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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cool...


written by choggie  | 1 year 4 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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seen before - but - its still made me smile


written by Zonbie  | 1 year 4 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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The Man Stroke woman version is far superior.


written by 11735  | 1 year 4 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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I'm number one....thankyouverymuch-
and this is a firast for choggie, so, well, i never really had a reason to celebrate, so I'll simply go about my normal daily activities..........AAUUUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!


written by choggie  | 1 year 4 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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>> ^Shepppard:
so imagine the day after then.

"So, where's that $500 you owe me?"
"Oh, I gave it to your girlfriend yesterday.. didn't she give it to you?"
"uhh..no, He baby, did he give you money to give me yesterday?"

"Um.. No."
"Really? so what happened to the $500 I gave you after you showed me your ta-tas?"


You've obvoiusly never had a girlfriend with ta-tas worth paying to see. It's like a third income...


written by Payback  | 1 year 4 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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or a fast-track to Rosy Palm and her five sisters......


written by choggie  | 1 year 4 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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man....this number one shit blows lucky.. siftbot you too!!!


written by choggie  | 1 year 4 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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*dead


written by jonny  | 9 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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This published video has been declared non-functional; embed code must be fixed within 2 days or it will be sent to the dead pool - declared dead by jonny.


written by siftbot  | 9 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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rasch187 has fixed this video's dead embed code - no Power Points awarded because rasch187's points are already fully charged.


written by siftbot  | 9 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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It appears to be *dead again.


written by jimnms  | 6 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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This published video has been declared non-functional; embed code must be fixed within 2 days or it will be sent to the dead pool - declared dead by jimnms.


written by siftbot  | 6 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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Awarding rasch187 with one Power Point for fixing this video's dead embed code.


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*reclaimvote


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