Latest update: He's not dead, but in a coma. Updated 6 minutes ago at CNN.

Damn, what a terrible note to end on. We should sift some bios and what not. Lotta people dieing this week :-(

PS Duckman you beat me by 10 minutes.

>> ^kronosposeidon:
Latest update: He's not dead, but in a coma. Updated 6 minutes ago at CNN.


CNN's now reporting he's dead at that link Krono. That was quick considering you just posted it a minute ago.

And there's now this from Faux Newz:


I don't care about his alleged past, the man was a musical genius and will be missed.

^Jesus, that was fast. Damn you for making me look like a fool again, Intertubes!

thats what he gets for replacing everything but system critical components. you're telling me MJ couldnt buy a kids heart in asia or something... what a waste.

how do you have a heart attack when you have no fat, dont eat anything, and are basically a walking corpse anyway... must have been weakened from various drugs and treatments and lack of proper healthy living... take note.

Good riddance, another pedophile rots in the dirt...or do you think they'll freeze him?

I'd freeze me.-"Off to the mystical island of freak/tweak celebs with him, Yarrrrr!" Now he can't fuck up any more kids!

It is a sad day...

Good luck killing Zombie Michael Jackson.

CUZ THIS IS THRILLERRRR!!!!!!!

You KNOW there are going to be TONS of conspiracy theories...

Sad end to a tragic life, with a little bit of glory, joy and genius thrown in for good measure.

Michael Jackson is dead at 51.

His nose was 3, 7, 15, and 19.

Here lies Michael Jackson,
his music was fantastic.
At least he won't decompose,
he's mostly made of plastic.

Ever read some of the evidence against him in the pedophile case? Pretty damning stuff. The only thing that people should mourn about him are that he was messed up as a kid and turned into a monster and that he was never caught and kept away from kids.

>> ^alizarin:
Ever read some of the evidence against him in the pedophile case? Pretty damning stuff. The only thing that people should mourn about him are that he was messed up as a kid and turned into a monster and that he was never caught and kept away from kids.


If by "evidence" you mean the testimonial of a money grubbing bitch, her coached kids, and a scumbag lawyer, and psychiatrist. I don't believe a word of it. Never did. I think it was all a scam to get some of his money. Nothing more. Sure he was a little fucked up in the head. I just don't buy the whole child molestation thing.

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Dammit! Why does bad stuff always happen the day before my birthday?

>> ^Duckman33
If by "evidence" you mean the testimonial of a money grubbing bitch, her coached kids, and a scumbag lawyer, and psychiatrist. I don't believe a word of it. Never did. I think it was all a scam to get some of his money. Nothing more. Sure he was a little fucked up in the head. I just don't buy the whole child molestation thing.

Thank you. I think most people have chosen to believe that Jackson was guilty just because the media has told them to / it's easier / MJ was quite eccentric (putting it mildly). But if you actually take the time to look into the case, you start to find out things like the whole family of the accuser has a history of committing crimes and launching phony lawsuits. When you actually read about the trial, it's suddenly much less clear-cut than what most people seem to think.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/8120324.stm
In a way, his death shook the foundations of the world. There's not many that could boast to have done the same.

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Man. I'll never get rid of the P next to my name

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