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Jesus fucking christ. Why do people keep posting shows I was forced to watch as a child?

Kinda reminds me of when Cartman was Awsomo.

This does not compute...

Yeahhhh. Seriously awesome, but that Nick is a real douche, and the stupid robot doesn't have a soul, how the hell is he praying?

"voltage regulator override circuit"? Hmmm. can't wait to learn about that in class tonight.

Well that should just about prove the non existence of God, there is no way an omnipotent, just and loving creator would ever allow this to have been produced, let alone allow anyone to be exposed to the galactic levels of stupidity that is this video.

"I don't understand! We prayed for Colby and he's STILL not better!"

Yeah, go figure.

Sorry lady robots, colby plays for the other team.

>> ^Kerotan:
Sorry lady robot's, colby plays for the other team.


He's a Mac?

Guys, I have to hand it to you, the comments in this video are almost as good as the video itself.

>> ^rottenseed:
"voltage regulator override circuit"? Hmmm. can't wait to learn about that in class tonight.


It's a critical component in any flux capacitor.

But wait, didn't scientists and engineers using the scientific method create computers? And isn't the scientific method the antithesis of believing in the bible? So, isn't Colby the work of Satan and should be burned on a stake or something?


Oh, and as a note on the EIT vids, I liked them better when they didn't f*ck around with the video so much. It's MUCH funnier to just show clips that are terrible, we don't need them making damn trippy music videos out of them, it loses their magic.

I humbly disagree, the time-shifted music was great, imo. It made me laugh.

That crazy dream in the end made me glad I'm not tripping balls right now. It would have sent me off the deep end...

I've seen the version where you can actually hear the director off camera commanding, "Children, more screeching! You have to really belt out the lines in the most horrific, piping timbre possible! MORE ANNOYING!!! THIS IS ACTING, NOT PLAYING AROUND!!!"

I hate when my files are out of phase.

>> ^JiggaJonson:
That crazy dream in the end made me glad I'm not tripping balls right now. It would have sent me off the deep end...


What, you don't wanna play in the deep end with me?

SiftBot was young, he needed the money!!!

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Colby is a soulless automation - and will certainly not be going to heaven. There might be hope for him in the nerd rapture though.

You would have to be a real sadist to watch that without the editing. I'm sure even the Christians would tune out.

The editing turned it into a laugh riot. I also appreciate how it emphasized the fact that all the faithful believers were robots, too.

What's with the vertical spine-cocks on the already sexually ambiguous duo, Flip & Flop?

Colby grew up and became a Predator drone. Now he's over in Afghanistan, killing all those nasty heathen Muslims -- FOR JESUS!

I wonder how they even got that single black kid.

"We're all robots, and you must be a robot too". Awesome.

Basically, the moral of the story: prayers won't heal your friends, but you cannot ever question Him or you will be cast out from your friends, who are all Robots.

JESUS invented computers and robots. They didn't evolve!

Here's a fun little game. Watch it again and see how many kids you can spot who eventually came out of the closet.

I saw at least 8.

That right there is why I am so happy I didn't grow up in the bible belt. Such blatant mind washing. I feel for any kids pushed into watching that garbage. I'm in upstate NY and I cant stand the church organizations up here. If I grew up or lived in the bible-belt I would have killed myself years ago.

Why is everyone wearing so many shirts?

Why is everyone wearing suspenders?!?!

Why is everyone wearing neon?!?!?

...and the kids that grow up and eat more food and get jobs??...They'll munch sausage daily as well......"C'mon look at it, its just a machine!!"

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What's with that kid's haircut? Looks like you could lay a book on it.

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