quarrel,dispute,argument,bicker,squabble,wrangle,carryon Stop a Row With Your Girlfriend in 30 seconds

Stop a Row With Your Girlfriend in 30 seconds

posted by EDD

10 months ago • 9354 views

tags: quarrel, dispute, argument, bicker, squabble, wrangle, carryon

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Men: listen to this advice carefully. Take it to heart. Then test it by returning home late, drunk and with women's perfume and lipstick on your shirt.

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On my shirt...?

written by MrFisk

| 10 months ago | CH

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The lesson being taught is either women are too emotional to reason through the argument, so it's the man's responsibility to initiate damage control OR men must be subservient always because the woman's plight is more important than right. Either way, it's probably sexist.

written by blankfist

| 10 months ago | CH

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Wait wait wait... "Say sorry, even if it isn't your fault"?

Uh no. Get a new girlfriend. Seriously.

written by garmachi

| 10 months ago | CH

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Uh no. Get a new girlfriend. Seriously.

seriously? do you go through women like sponges? cause every single girl i've ever dated ever, is bat shit insane, and sometimes just saying sorry for something that's trivial and may not even be your fault is waaaaaaay better than spending the entire evening trying to lose your voice, or ending a relationship over cat vomit.

written by pho3n1x

| 10 months ago | CH

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^blankfist, you're like, SOOOOOOO sexist.

written by EDD

| 10 months ago | CH

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>> ^garmachi:
Wait wait wait... "Say sorry, even if it isn't your fault"?

Uh no. Get a new girlfriend. Seriously.

I don't have a problem. I can't get even get a girlfriend.

written by ant

| 10 months ago | CH

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I can't imagine Putin behaving like this towards Palin...

written by MrFisk

| 10 months ago | CH

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>> ^ant:
I don't have a problem. I can't get even get a girlfriend.

That probably stems from your confusing sentences.

written by blankfist

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Recording an endless loop of generic apologies on your mobile, leaving it on the counter in the kitchen with her and heading down to the pub for a pint or seven works as well. It'll unleash a shitstorm once you return, but you'll be pissed enough to pass out before her first insult even reaches the remaining dozen cells of your brain.

And in the morning, your hangover will completely mask the pain caused by the assortment of things she shoved up your buttocks while you were asleep.

written by radx