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steven seagal,runs,girl Steven Seagal Runs Like a Bitch

Steven Seagal Runs Like a Bitch

posted by blankfist 1 year 1 month ago • 4707 views
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Please don't get CaptainPlanet into this, or he'll call the * gay tag and we'll have an election day blow-up.

Actually, that would be kinda fun, good call BF.


written by BillOreilly  | 1 year 1 month ago | CH
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He really does run like a bitch. All flappy...huh.


written by rosekat  | 1 year 1 month ago | CH
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LOL LOL LOL AHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAAA OH THE JOYS IN LIFE


written by legacy0100  | 1 year 1 month ago | CH
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Stop criminal, or I'll...damn, I broke a nail!


written by thinker247  | 1 year 1 month ago | CH
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This video is offensive to bitches.


written by thinker247  | 1 year 1 month ago | CH
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Seagal would defeat Chuck Norris in a sissy slap fight any day.


written by honkeytonk73  | 1 year 1 month ago | CH
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This is why the internet exists.


written by bcglorf  | 1 year 1 month ago | CH
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This will be an excellent addition to my future 90's channel, falling under the "Seagal pwns u" subcategory.


written by CaptainPlanet420  | 1 year 1 month ago | CH
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It's kind of like dance-running.


written by Dash  | 1 year 1 month ago | CH
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Noobs. He's flapping the air away tai chi style.


written by budzos  | 1 year 1 month ago | CH
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I think budzos correctly get the "ding ding ding"


written by ponceleon  | 1 year 1 month ago | CH
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Oh man.. I watched this video a few weeks ago thinkin no one would want to watch this. =P


written by ChosenOne  | 1 year 1 month ago | CH
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Upvote for the title alone. I can't wait to use this line at work.

"I didn't finish the project, boss."
"Steven Seagal would have finished the project."
"Pft. Steven Seagal runs like a bitch."
"You're fired."
"Steven Seagal wouldn't fire me."
"No, he would probably crush your larynx."


written by poolcleaner  | 1 year 1 month ago | CH
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This has to be an early Segal film, he doesnt have that signature doughyness.


written by 11731  | 1 year 1 month ago | CH
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...runs like a bitch? a female? even girls don't run that FLOUNCY. Segal is such a hom.

Definition of flounce -- v.
1. To move in a lively or bouncy manner: The children flounced around the room in their costumes.
2. To move with exaggerated or affected motions: flounced petulantly out of the house.


written by itsmissmia  | 1 year 1 month ago | CH
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(music - Kasabian 'Shoot the Runner' - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUPiDj0CQ0U )


written by bamdrew  | 1 year 1 month ago | CH
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He run like girl, but snap arm like candy cane he arrives!


written by quantumushroom  | 1 year 1 month ago | CH
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Would Seagal and Hasselhoff annihilate each other if they collided?


written by deathcow  | 1 year 1 month ago | CH
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>> ^deathcow:
Would Seagal and Hasselhoff annihilate each other if they collided?


The image of them colliding and the thought of the resulting offspring is terrifying.


written by bcglorf  | 1 year 1 month ago | CH
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Wow, he's slow


written by jwray  | 1 year 1 month ago | CH
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>> ^deathcow:
Would Seagal and Hasselhoff annihilate each other if they collided?


That was actually the prototype design for the LHC.


written by rgroom1  | 1 year 1 month ago | CH
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