if only it had been a dream... not the soul destroying bag of horsecráp that it was. George Lucas you are a total bástárd raping the movies we love!

There were aliens in it?!?

Yeah, that had to be the biggest steaming pile of celluloid I've seen in awhile. I could actually hear the pitchmen in the board room with Lucas: "Yeah....and then...uh....yeah! We'll have a guy get carried off by a bunch of ants!!"
Lucas: "Ants? Yeah! I totally like ants!"
Pitchmen: "..and, uh...this is going to sound crazy, ok? But what if we drop a nuke on Indy?"
Lucas: "Nuclear explosions?? Yeah! Yeah! Those are big and sparkly! Let's put those in!"

I didn't like the actual rape scenes in this episode. A bit overboard. This scene was good and funny.

I don't know why ants were in this movie. Sheesh. It reminded me of The Scorpion King movie.

The ants were bad, but the sword fight on the moving cars through cut out lanes in the jungle just before that was SOOO much worse.

This gave me the best laugh I had all day, maybe all week, especially when Butters said "I thought it was pretty good."

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A list off the top of my head of various things that were wrong with this movie:

- Fucking Russians invading a U.S. Nuclear Weapons Facility on U.S. soil, that right there set the tone for this being a poorly thought out film.
- The Gophers, Shitty cgi cute animals have no place in an Indy film.
- Now Indy is A former CIA Opperative as well? WTF!?
- Surviving a nuclear blast by hiding in a fridge. The kind of fridge that killed kids by latching from the outside. If a nuclear blast wouldn't tear this super-fridge appart, how the fuck can Indy just kick the door off?
- The motorcycle chase scene with Mutt. Apparently you can just slide sideways under tables on a motorcycle. Speilberg saw the Indian move with a horse sliding under a truck and thought it would some how make more sense with a bike.
- The entire script. Too many examples to list here.
- The crazy ninja natives that blast out of the rock in the tombs. Some how these primitve peoples have incased themselves in the walls and ceiling of this crypt and lie in wait for adventurers. Absoultuely stupid.
- Shia Laboeuf Swinging through vines with monkeys.
- Monkeys that are naturally hostile to Russians. Shia is swinging away with the monkeys in the jungle and having a great time, but when the monkies see russians, they go into crazy attack mode.
- Billions of flesh eating ants.
- Interdimensional Aliens. WTF was George Lucas thinking? If somebody told me that the plot for the new Indy movie involved psychic Russians, Nuclear explosions and aliens, I would have not believed them for a second.

The thing that really pisses me off about this movie is that the Indiana Jones franchise was so awesome before that, during the planning, I'm sure Lucas and Speilberg agreed that the plot didn't matter at all, Everyone will pay to go see an Indy movie, its pure gold.
The plot was shit, and the move made a ridiculous amount of money. There is nothing to stop this from happening again.

.. I thought it was pretty good.

Monkeys that are naturally hostile to Russians. Shia is swinging away with the monkeys in the jungle and having a great time, but when the monkies see russians, they go into crazy attack mode.

Capitalist pigs! Four legs good, two legs bad!

After I watched that film I instantly thought that Uwe Boll had killed Lucas and posed as him now.

Seriously, WTF is wrong with Lucas and Spielberg???

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I thought it was pretty good.

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I thought it was pretty good

I was just thinking of this today. *quality

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*promote for NBC showing this movie and it still sucks in HD (saw it in film in theater).

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