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wolverine,cracked,greg and lou,greg,lou So you´d prefer Wolverine´s claws or his mutant healing?

So you´d prefer Wolverine´s claws or his mutant healing?

posted by NeuralNoise 6 months 3 weeks ago • 4158 views
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Funny, just one problem... Wolverine actually only has one mutant power and that is rapid health regeneration. His claws were just an experiment which would normally kill him but his ability kept him alive.

Still Up-Vote Though


written by Unsung_Hero  | 6 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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Don't forget his heightened senses and that he has bone claws that he didn't know about till after Magneto stripped the adamantium from his body. (thought the claws were a part of the weapon x program.)


written by ChosenOne  | 6 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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Yeah, the bone claws are a mutant power indeed, which he didnt REMEMBER until magneto.
And thats right, Animal Senses!
He is no Daredevil but he can tell people apart by smell alone, even from far away...
BTW I love it how Wolvie is magneto´s bitch...


written by NeuralNoise  | 6 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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Yeah, I know guys. There are so many plot inconsistencies in this clip that you can audibly hear my eyes roll in disgust.


written by cyberscythe  | 6 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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A little swearing and gallons of blood probably makes this *nsfw.


written by xxovercastxx  | 6 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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This video has been flagged as being Not Suitable For Work - declared nsfw by xxovercastxx.


written by siftbot  | 6 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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I'd still go with the claws.


written by Throbbin  | 6 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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$50k for immortality and near invincibility? Sign me up!

I've always thought that Wolverine's superhealing was - by far - the best mutant power out there.

Also, the way these two acted at first reminded me of a gay couple adopting their first baby lol


written by mentality  | 6 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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Meh, I'd have Magneto's powers tyvm.


written by Asmo  | 6 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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One of those two should have said "chimichanga".


written by CrushBug  | 6 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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Pfft, Rogue's for me


written by alien_concept  | 6 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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>> ^mentality:
$50k for immortality and near invincibility? Sign me up!

I've always thought that Wolverine's superhealing was - by far - the best mutant power out there.

Also, the way these two acted at first reminded me of a gay couple adopting their first baby lol


Best mutant power is easily just any kind of omega-level mutant like jean or jubilee or whatever. Jubilee was meant to be one of the most powerful mutants ever, apparently limitless in power, and being omega-level supposedly makes you all but immortal. Hence jean dying doesn't necessarily mean she's dead. The phoenix rises, etc.

I realise how nerdy this looks, but after watching it yesterday on film4, i decided to read up on what exactly happened to cyclops, which led to jean, which led to omega-level mutants and to jubilee and onwards....

Honestly.


written by dannym3141  | 6 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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a little shorter would have made it a little sweeter


written by yourhydra  | 6 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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I'd probably take nightcrawlers *BAMF* powers.

That just wouldn't get old, like ever.


written by Shepppard  | 6 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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This is great - a proper LOL moment I didn't see coming when he hit the guys hand. Oh *grindhouse *brains damaged.


written by Krupo  | 6 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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Adding video to channels (Brain, Grindhouse) - requested by Krupo.


written by siftbot  | 6 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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did you hit brain?
probably, a little.
(later)
what comes after two?


lol


written by Obsidian_Blade  | 5 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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Tags for this video have been changed from 'wolverine, cracked' to 'wolverine, cracked, greg and lou, greg, lou' - edited by kronosposeidon


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