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Sign of the Apocalypse: Christian Stand-Up Comedy

posted by theo47

1 year 3 months ago • 197 views

tags: jesus, thats, not, funny

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Yes, the title's supposed to be ironic.

This video is, however, totally safe for work!

written by theo47

| 1 year 3 months ago | CH

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Wow. Upvote for the astounding lack of funniness.

written by Anea

| 1 year 3 months ago | CH

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The comedy is non-existent. The YouTube comments are telling...

"Christian entertainment doesn't have to suck...
But it does! And it REALLY does!!!!

This is coming from a Christian."

written by Farhad2000

| 1 year 3 months ago | CH

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The funny ones go to hell didn't you know that?

written by swampgirl

| 1 year 3 months ago | CH

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Favorite going-straight-to-hell Jesus joke:

Q. Why do all the chicks love Jesus?
A. Because He's hung like this. (spread arms crucifixically)

written by theo47

| 1 year 3 months ago | CH

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You are soooooo going to hell for that one, Theo

written by swampgirl

| 1 year 3 months ago | CH

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i heard a silly religion/science joke recently;

Did you hear about the scientist who had twins?
She baptized one and kept the other as a control.

written by bamdrew

| 1 year 3 months ago | CH

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This isn't as bad as I thought it would be. Sure some of these guys are terrible, but some are alright.

hmmm....maybe I need more sleep

written by gwaan

| 1 year 3 months ago | CH

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This could be someone's version of hell.

written by Deano

| 1 year 3 months ago | CH

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HAHA, that guy had his hand up that dogs butt! Oh, hey I guess that was the only funny thing, and it wasn't even ment to be funny. How said, I think each "comedian" should be punished accordingly.

written by gorgonheap

| 1 year 3 months ago | CH

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I got one for ya: "What do you call this? (pretending to gnaw at the palm of your hand) Jesus biting his nails."

/s'OK, I'm a Christian
//unless that makes it less OK

written by calvados

| 1 year 3 months ago | CH

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I have a joke for 800 million christians: There is no god.

oh, I'm sorry, turns out thats actually the truth, whatever you used to think is actually the joke.

written by BicycleRepairMan

| 1 year 3 months ago | CH

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And if there is no God then our lives are the biggest joke of all. You must be a very unhappy person. Take some time off fixing bicycles and take a vacation.

written by Mgshadow

| 1 year 3 months ago | CH

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woot, religious debate. Loving the tension here (NOT!)

written by legacy0100

| 1 year 3 months ago | CH

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Boo tension, let's have more jokes.

written by detlev409 | 1 year 3 months ago | CH

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"And if there is no God then our lives are the biggest joke of all."

Welcome to reality, Mgshadow. Have a laugh and stay a while; the water's toxic, but only if you soak in it.

written by bigbikeman

| 1 year 3 months ago | CH

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I love how they repeat the clips of the guy pulling his hair up, and the guy with the hillbilly teeth and ratty hat.

written by sometimes

| 1 year 2 months 3 weeks ago | CH

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I love how it's *dead.

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| 1 week 2 days ago | CH

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This published video has been declared non-functional; embed code must be fixed within 2 days or it will be sent to the dead pool - declared dead by Norsuelefantti.

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