Shitty director Uwe Boll wants a pro-Boll petition, retards
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Stumble ThisBecause he's "not a fucking retard like Michael Bay", and if you see his movies "you will see [his] real genius", "the only genius in the whole fucking business." Save a life.
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"Look, I am not a fscking retard like Michael Bay..."
Need it be said, just a TAD tongue in cheek.
How can you tell through his Germanity?
First he says he'll quit if people sign a petition, now he chums the internet almost baiting the intetnets to get a million signatures.
When it comes to big, fun, tongue in cheek action, I have to say... I enjoy his stuff. Transformers? Great flick, really doesn't take itself seriously, and is wonderful fun for it. Bad Boys? Hey, I find it entertaining and funny. The Island... actually started out well and started to demonstrate that with time he may be able to do a serious flick... but dissolved into pointless action. Armageddon shits me because it's terrible, but I remember tearing up at it all the while going 'This is blatent emotional triggering. The Rock, despite some terrible lines that are truly cringe worthy (Sean Connery talking about screwing the prom queen or whatever it was) it too was great fun.
He's good at films that are great fun, great escapism, but not deep in any sense of the word.
Boll on the otherhand creates films that have you being wrenched out of your suspension of disbelief every other minute to say 'Oh my god that was a terrible line', or 'What ham fisted acting', or 'What? Why the hell did that just happen?'
This is the man who made this for god's sake, he WANTS to be Michael Bay, he WANTS to be the other directors... check out the horrendous misuse of 'bullet time' in that clip... not for any betterment of the scene at all, he seems to direct with a checklist:
[ ] 'Hardcore' soundtrack
[ ] The latest fad camera techniques
[ ] Blood
[ ] Swearing
[ ] Nudity if possible
Do these things have to fit into the film, or the scenes? Nope, he just figures that a good movie have those things.
The fact that he took to punching his critics in the ring speaks of his complete inability to take criticism, he is a seriously sad and angry little man.
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You can include this in any forum signatures you want. This is not self promotion, as I am doing this for others at no gain for myself.
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Given his target audience, I'd say his career is safe.