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virtual girlfriend,hotness,no panties,she swallows She's here to serve me and she's real. Shut up! She's real!!

She's here to serve me and she's real. Shut up! She's real!!

posted by blankfist 1 year 3 months ago • 2001 views
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She does wonders for my self esteem and my penis.

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...and all she asks is a couple of hours on the weekend to herself for which you will never ask her where she is or what she's doing!
Sounds like a nice trade-off to me! (just kidding)
somebody needs to make a guy version of this.
I can just hear it now:
"I will wake you up in the morning gently stroking your hair and smiling at you softly.
I will work hard all day doing sweaty manly things with my big strong hands like fixing the car or building something or moving heavy objects.
All during the day I will keep walking by you periodically and slapping your ass because it turns me on, or kissing your eyelids because you look so cute when you are concentrating.
When you cook, I will remark at how good it smells as it develops and compliment you profusely while eating.
At night, I will bring you drinks and laugh with you while making stimulating conversation, showing off my inner nerd and flirting with you.
I will match your mood and needs endlessly unless I am extremely tired from working, in which case I will be sure to look cute as I rest and thank you for understanding.
I will react with religious awe when seeing you naked, and make love to you with a different, surprising passion each night and also spontaneously during the day at unexpected moments because you find it delicious to be wanted and I genuinely want you.
I will hold you as you drift off to sleep and listen to your breath as you use my left arm as a pillow and relish loving me for who I am, because I care, and you like falling asleep with your hand on a perfect man tush."
something like that.
hang on a tick, I don't need a virtual guy, I GOT a REAL perfect man!!!!
(somebody please direct my husband to this spontaneous love letter of a comment of sorts, lol...thanks )


written by laura  | 1 year 3 months ago | CH
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Want one.

There is a male version, btw.


written by gorillaman  | 1 year 3 months ago | CH
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>> ^gorillaman:
Want one.

There is a male version, btw.

^that one's gay.


written by laura  | 1 year 3 months ago | CH
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*parody

Are you sure your *future girlfriend is perfect, blankfist? She said she never farts.


written by kronosposeidon  | 1 year 3 months ago | CH
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Adding video to channels (Future, Parody) - requested by kronosposeidon.


written by siftbot  | 1 year 3 months ago | CH
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published in 75minutes lol


written by CamW  | 1 year 3 months ago | CH
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>> ^kronosposeidon:
parody

Are you sure your future girlfriend is perfect, blankfist? She said she never farts.


It's one of my many double standards. I can't stand girlfriend flatulence. Way not cute.


written by blankfist  | 1 year 3 months ago | CH
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Can't....get past...the voice.....


written by 12809  | 1 year 3 months ago | CH
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KP isn't woman enough for you? Slut.


written by thinker247  | 1 year 3 months ago | CH
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She videotapes her lesbian gangbangs, but doesn't ask you to join and have sex with all of the other girls? A glitch in the Matrix! A glitch in the Matrix!


written by thinker247  | 1 year 3 months ago | CH
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She didn't cover a goddamn thing she'd do that would interest this sack a' flesh, bone, and guts.....When's the wedding BF????


written by choggie  | 1 year 3 months ago | CH
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"Virtual", in this context, implies simulation of the real thing. As a simulation of a real girlfriend, she's an epic fail.


written by xxovercastxx  | 1 year 3 months ago | CH
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