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Gymnast,Euthanasia,Champion,Seventeen,Shawn Johnson,The Onion Seventeen Year Old Champion Gymnast Euthanized After Injury

Seventeen Year Old Champion Gymnast Euthanized After Injury

posted by notarobot

5 months 2 weeks ago • 9177 views

tags: Gymnast, Euthanasia, Champion, Seventeen, Shawn Johnson, The Onion

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After gym physicians confirmed that a bad leg injury would be career ending, seventeen-year-old Shawn Johnson's parents agreed to have their daughter put down, as recommended by her trainers.

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*dark

written by Zifnab

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Adding video to channels (Dark) - requested by Zifnab.

written by siftbot

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Oooohh snap. That WAS dark.

written by ajkido

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Brilliant.

"I'll never forget the way she looked with the steam just RISING above her body on those cold mornings."

The onion really has genius writers.

written by griefer_queafer

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Well, you have to admit, once a gymnast reaches the late teens they're past their prime anyway. Can't fault the parents for letting their daughter die with dignity.

written by Payback

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She's from the Johnson & Johnson family, and she will continue to support the cohesion of the family in her afterlife as glue.

written by CaveBear

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It would be entirely unfortunate if she did die this year...

And can you imagine writing that knowing she's probably going to see it?

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Sexy surgeries for fall!

written by Trancecoach

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Oh wow. I just assumed "Shawn Johnson" was some fictional gymnast they made up. It's a bit fucked up when it's a real girl, who may not have completely monstrous parents. Though certainly the people behind the gymnastics and horse racing industries deserve this sort of ridicule.

written by entr0py | 5 months 2 weeks ago | CH

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Beautiful... That was probably the best skit I've seen on the onion. The worst is that this is what "news" morning shows are like. Scathing.

written by Unaccommodated

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For some more humour click through to the YouTube page and read some of the comments....Just WOW!

written by PostMortem

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I'm tempted to squeeze this into the external links section on her wikipedia page.

written by xxovercastxx

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Truly, youtube comments are often more entertaining than the videos.

written by kymbos

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Oh wow...

http://www.videosift.com/video/Shawn-Johnson-Ortega-makes-my-taco-pop

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