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Scientists Warn Miley Cyrus Will Be Depleted by 2013

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The title should say 2010 instead of 2013.


written by Krupo  | 1 year 5 months ago | CH
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Not according to The Onion... Suppply will be running very low by 2010, but not fully depleted yet

>> ^Krupo:
The title should say 2010 instead of 2013.



written by Zifnab  | 1 year 5 months ago | CH
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While the Miley jokes were mildly amusing, this gets the upvote for the final comment about Etchisketchistan. Oh and for the Crawl!

"Oral-B recalls combination toothbrush and razor following string of horrific injuries"

"Report: US Metabolism falls to 5 year low"

"New York Police Department reports supervillain who fell from building into river certainly dead"

"Sports Update: Michael Pelfrey throws 1000mph pitch thanks to performance enhancing typo"

"News from Montana: Newly discovered cluster of dinosaur bones suggest existence of a 200-million-year-old natural history museum"

" 'The idea of Portland' tops Time Magazine's list of "America's best cities" "

" McDonalds adds employee benefits to dollar menu"

"Plans for invasion of Iran canceled after Mahmoud Ahmadinejad accidentally CC'ed on Pentagon E-mail"

"News from Uganda: Last Remaining Mountain Gorilla just wants to be left alone"

"Crayola Crayon Factory named nation's most miserable place to work"


Love the Onion...


written by fizziks  | 1 year 5 months ago | CH
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Oh no! Isn't Etchisketchistan where Farhad is from?


written by kronosposeidon  | 1 year 5 months ago | CH
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Nice double entendre using the word "drilling"...


written by HaricotVert  | 1 year 5 months ago | CH
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I don't find making human beings into metaphors for global non-renewable resource depletion at all funny.

She's obviously renewable. Pfft.


written by Payback  | 1 year 5 months ago | CH
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bwahahaharoflmaoohstopstop
and look how kyoot and innocent and fresh she looks at... OMG 12 YEARS OLD?!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n71Ph5lm16w


written by Memorare  | 1 year 5 months ago | CH
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