Rocket Nut Fail
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Stumble ThisRocket to the nads is always a dumb idea.
<b>[edit]</b> Where are my manners. A special thanks to KP for finding this video.
<b>[edit]</b> Where are my manners. A special thanks to KP for finding this video.
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How is this Rocket Nut Fail? Having a Fail would imply there is such a thing as Rocket Nut Success...
Well, you see, when two people...eh, I'll tell you when you're older.
EDIT: just watched again and it probably doesn't put out that much force. I dunno. Either way, fucking hilarious.
How is this Rocket Nut Fail? Having a Fail would imply there is such a thing as Rocket Nut Success...
Indeed. What could have possibly been the intended outcome of this?
And honestly, if it's not fake, what were they hoping to achieve? I know there are people stupid enough to risk neutering themselves for a stunt, but this looks like it was designed specifically to remove his ability to reproduce. It's not like taking a paintball to the crotch, we're talking about explosives here. It's like lighting an M80 between your legs. I just can't see anybody doing that on purpose, even dumb-ass adrenaline junkies.
>> ^Kevlar:
How is this Rocket Nut Fail? Having a Fail would imply there is such a thing as Rocket Nut Success...
Indeed. What could have possibly been the intended outcome of this?
I bet it has something to do with getting to the top of videosift. Let's not let old onenut down.
I hate to say it, but this looks fake. The rocket is way too stable driving into his crotch, like it was attached by a wire. Then they explosion happens right when he falls out of view behind the car. But the clincher is he appears to have no burn damage to his hands or underwear, despite the apparent explosion of a firework attached to his pants.
And honestly, if it's not fake, what were they hoping to achieve? I know there are people stupid enough to risk neutering themselves for a stunt, but this looks like it was designed specifically to remove his ability to reproduce. It's not like taking a paintball to the crotch, we're talking about explosives here. It's like lighting an M80 between your legs. I just can't see anybody doing that on purpose, even dumb-ass adrenaline junkies.
I honestly don't know how you can imagine that a bunch of dumb-ass adrenaline junkies had such funds as to stage such an elaborate hoax, with the CGI work and the smoke machines and all the other stuff involved in making a non-event look this real.
Where did they get the money to make a 30 second internet video with the best faking technology available to the film industry? What's it advertising? Do you get what i'm trying to say?
I just can't see anybody doing that on purpose, even dumb-ass adrenaline junkies.
You must be new.
EIA appears to not be in effect here.
He's firing explosives at his testicles!
Most promising thumbnail EVER.
It does look like he is shitting liquid fire, doesn't it.
(Can i get a keyboard cat playing jerry Lee Lewis up in this hizz-ouse?)
I honestly don't know how you can imagine that a bunch of dumb-ass adrenaline junkies had such funds as to stage such an elaborate hoax, with the CGI work and the smoke machines and all the other stuff involved in making a non-event look this real.
Where did they get the money to make a 30 second internet video with the best faking technology available to the film industry? What's it advertising? Do you get what i'm trying to say?
No I don't think it was CGI. A simple fishline guide up to his crotch, and a second explosive that is set off as he jumps out of sight would do it. It would be tough to get the timing right, but not expensive. Still, there's really no reason to fake this either, so it's just as likely that it's real. I'm just astounded at how lightly some people take their reproductive ability.
I'm just astounded at how lightly some people take their reproductive ability.
Perhaps it was just the opposite, and this was done specifically with his reproductive ability in mind. It is cheaper than a vasectomy.
(And the video's a lot more fun to show off at parties, let me tell you.)