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Reporter has a potty mouth

posted by eric3579 1 year 10 months ago • 4179 views
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Local news guy reports on the Canadian brown finch overpopulation in town now. The birds don't like being called an infestation and let us know by totally dropping a deuce in dude's mouth!

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"Poop on me once, shame on you. Poop in my mouth, I'm a fuckin idiot."


written by theaceofclubz  | 1 year 10 months ago | CH
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Fake?

I got sh*ted in high school when I was eating lunch outdoor under a tree.

I was told that in Chinese culture, getting poo'ed by birds mean you're getting married. Well, I am in my 30s and still not married. Um.


written by ant  | 1 year 10 months ago | CH
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I think real. I felt cheap for laughing, but pretty funny.


written by dag  | 1 year 10 months ago | CH
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awesome title.


written by Thylan  | 1 year 10 months ago | CH
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*requeue


written by eric3579  | 1 year 10 months ago | CH
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Re-queueing this video for one more try; last queued Thursday, January 24th, 2008 3:45pm PST - requeue requested by submitter eric3579.


written by siftbot  | 1 year 10 months ago | CH
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2 birds 1 mouth

(last reference ever I hope )


written by maatc  | 1 year 10 months ago | CH
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Clever title, Eric!


written by MarineGunrock  | 1 year 10 months ago | CH
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and oh so original.
http://www.videosift.com/video/2-Elephants-1-Cup


written by rgroom1  | 1 year 10 months ago | CH
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downvote for the retarded title.


written by MINK  | 1 year 10 months ago | CH
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^ Harsh. I thought it was pretty funny

Upvote for making me giggle.


written by JohnnyMackers  | 1 year 10 months ago | CH
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This is indeed fake. Funny anyhow.


written by Abducted  | 1 year 10 months ago | CH
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>> ^Abducted:
This is indeed fake.

I agree...couldn't post this or up vote it because it seems fake to me. The whole appeal of this video for me is that it's something that really happened on live tv and I don't think either is the case.


written by Grimm  | 1 year 10 months ago | CH
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Oh sweet, videosift commenters get to act like we're on ebaums world now? FAKE! Yes, that rocks. FAKE FAKE FAKE!


written by BrknPhoenix  | 1 year 10 months ago | CH
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Naturally its fake.

Cause local news teams have nothing to do all day but get a camera crew, reporter, and staff (who immediately come to his aid) go on location and drop bird sh*t looking substance into each others mouths.

For financial gains I suppose. Rofl.


VS comments have steadily been declining to the point it's just the same as visiting YT. Sad.


written by 9966  | 1 year 10 months ago | CH
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it's real, I was there, in the tree

> Well, I am in my 30s and still not married

It's the perennial downvoting, Ant.


written by deathcow  | 1 year 10 months ago | CH
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There are two stations in the USA that have the name "7 Action News" or any variant of that title. One of them is Detroit. The other is in Albuquerque, NM. Plus one for "real."

The reporter's name is not listed on the bottom of the screen. Plus one for "fake."

The graphics appear to have been designed in 1991. Plus one for "fake."

There is no such bird as the Canadian brown finch. Plus one for "fake."

We all know that bird poo is lucky. If this was real he would be laughing joyfully at his good fortune. Plus one for "fake."

...and that about does it.


written by deedub81  | 1 year 10 months ago | CH
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>> ^ant:
Fake?

I got sh ted in high school when I was eating lunch outdoor under a tree.

I was told that in Chinese culture, getting poo'ed by birds mean you're getting married. Well, I am in my 30s and still not married. Um.


Yes, ant, but you're also not Chinese, eh?

>> ^dacron1:
Naturally its fake.

Cause local news teams have nothing to do all day but get a camera crew, reporter, and staff (who immediately come to his aid) go on location and drop bird sh t looking substance into each others mouths.

For financial gains I suppose. Rofl.


VS comments have steadily been declining to the point it's just the same as visiting YT. Sad.


We call fake, but do so with love. YT has nothing on the quality of our comments. Here you can downvote the original submitter of the vid, whereas there they're immune.

BAH, I say!


written by Krupo  | 1 year 10 months ago | CH
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MINK.....is it the kerosene that passes for Lithuanian Vodka??? (I thought I was a dick..)


written by choggie  | 1 year 10 months ago | CH
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deedub's comment upvoted, for fun new research and observational game thread.

>> ^deedub81:
> There are two stations in the USA that have the name "7 Action News" or any variant of that title. One of them is Detroit. The other is in Albuquerque, NM. Plus one for "real."


that "7 in a circle" logo is fairly ubiquitous, and it'll be an occupied VHF station number in at least half of all significant metropolitan areas, here in the states.
i used to live in the Miami/ Ft. Lauderdale area (specifically, a 'burb called Coral Springs) and that was the same logo they used, with different coloring. could count toward either real or fake.

that logo onscreen, matches that on the mike. + real
though not difficult to print a good sticker, and the mic itself could even be a mockup. + fake

> The reporter's name is not listed on the bottom of the screen. Plus one for "fake."

could've appeared, the moment before the start of the clip, as we see it? + real

> The graphics appear to have been designed in 1991. Plus one for "fake."

true. and funny. but maybe they're the 4th place station there, and can't afford better? + real

> There is no such bird as the Canadian brown finch. Plus one for "fake."

[citation needed]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finch

> We all know that bird poo is lucky. If this was real he would be laughing joyfully at his good fortune. Plus one for "fake."

so that's why i like sitting under trees!


written by my15minutes  | 1 year 10 months ago | CH
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Citation needed? No, not really. There is no such thing as a Canadian Brown finch. How does one cite proof that a species of bird doesn't exist? This video was fake, there's no doubt about it. It's still funny, though.

Plus, aren't news crews usually just reporter and camera? Why is there a boom mic if the reporter is holding one?


written by MarineGunrock  | 1 year 10 months ago | CH
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"Why is there a boom mic if the reporter is holding one?"

hah! well played MG. i didn't notice! must be there to record the noise of the flocking finches!


written by bamdrew  | 1 year 10 months ago | CH
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PLUS, when's the last time you saw a reporter put themselves into bad lighting? It doesn't happen. Real reporters would stay where it's well-lit.


written by MarineGunrock  | 1 year 9 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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>> ^MarineGunrock:
How does one cite proof that a species of bird doesn't exist?


yeah, i know, mg. i'm an atheist. we all know that one.

it was just a joke, espressing the lack of ornithologists in the room.


written by my15minutes  | 1 year 9 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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Ant: There are reasons for that, downvote boy.


written by therealblankman  | 1 year 9 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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>> ^MINK:
downvote for the retarded title.


Wasn't there just a huge discussion about how voting was to be based on content only?


written by xxovercastxx  | 1 year 9 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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Someone get that man a Mountain Dew! Deer piss cleans bird crap in a jiffy- via Martha Stewart.


written by Guardian-X  | 1 year 9 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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>> ^xxovercastxx:
>> ^MINK:
downvote for the retarded title.


Wasn't there just a huge discussion about how voting was to be based on content only?


Title = content.


written by Krupo  | 1 year 9 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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Oldie but a goodie.

*promote


written by deedub81  | 5 months ago | CH
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Promoting this video back to the front page; last published Friday, January 25th, 2008 8:40am PST - promote requested by deedub81.


written by siftbot  | 5 months ago | CH
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*reclaimvote *viral


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