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LAWL,joshu2uber,4chan,war,prayer,god,religious,scientology Religious Kid in Stupid Sunglasses Challenges 4chan to a War

Religious Kid in Stupid Sunglasses Challenges 4chan to a War

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awww how adorable


written by ponceleon  | 4 months ago | CH
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Does this kid not know about what 4chan did to the guy who sold crap computer monitors? Those 4chan guys are hardcore like you read about.


written by shuac  | 4 months ago | CH
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someone somewhere on the interwebs is actively seeking to gain that kids info and ruin his day.

4chan: it's like a toilet for your brain! =]


written by GenjiKilpatrick  | 4 months ago | CH
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Mmm. He even brought up Scientology...
With those pink glasses, religious ideology and the general "I'm 8 years old, and therefore am mightier than thou" attitude makes me feel like someone at 4chan will take him up on his challange.

What sort of a meme will he become? Bets everyone!


written by demon_ix  | 4 months ago | CH
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Oh boy, this kid doesn't know what he's gotten himself into

Wait is this the "I'M NOT A HOMO!!" kid? Someone's bitter... and apparently, still a homo. Nice glasses.


written by EndAll  | 4 months ago | CH
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Forced.


written by TheeAlien  | 4 months ago | CH
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Are you sure this, also, is not for the lulz? It's almost too perfectly made for abuse. If the kid didn't do it intentionally to troll, he certainly will have created the perfect storm with the pink sunglasses and rambling speech.


written by Kevlar  | 4 months ago | CH
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I'm 12 and what is this...?

inb4 underage and v&...

ITT: troll trolling trolls...

What else is there... oh yeah, cool story bro!

Now cue keyboard cat.


written by mizila  | 4 months ago | CH
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http://www.videosift.com/video/Stop-Calling-Me-a-Homo-I-am-NOT-a-HOMO
Same kid?
If you search "christianu2uber" on youtube you find a ton of videos mocking the silly brat. Also remarkably similar to Joshu2uber.


written by demon_ix  | 4 months ago | CH
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Fine, you can have god.

I call the guy in the black jersey from that convenience store vid.


written by Shepppard  | 4 months ago | CH
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You're not up to the challenge.


written by gwiz665  | 4 months ago | CH
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may god bless the kids your'e going to murder in school in about 10 years, you psycho - douch.


written by G-bar  | 4 months ago | CH
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>> ^Shepppard:
Fine, you can have god.

I call the guy in the black jersey from that convenience store vid.


Uh-uh I called first, you go find your own Runaway Freight Train of Justice.

Although, I might trade him for a Leibher 9800 Water Bucket O Doom.


written by Payback  | 4 months ago | CH
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I'll be seeking shelter in the torch in the Statue of Liberty until the dust settles. Anyone who'd like to join me is welcome to, your entry fee is just a case of chocolate bars and two hookers.


written by videosiftbannedme  | 4 months ago | CH
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Amazing that after recording this crappy vid, the kid took the time to upload it. He recorded it, watched it again (I assume) and said "Yup, that's good, that's what I wanted to say." Seems pretty natural to take a second look at something you'd just created, whether it was a video, email, forum post, and decide if its really worth sharing with the world.

These videos are so common on YT though, I just don't get it. I hate to use the old cliche, but "where are the parent?"

Behind the camera?


written by KnivesOut  | 4 months ago | CH
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Sad. Another life about to be ruined because of religious delusion.


written by Sketch  | 4 months ago | CH
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>> ^demon_ix:
What sort of a meme will he become? Bets everyone!


Whenever you see his grim visage associated with [__], it will be the equivalent of a laser targeting designator, a messenger of the impending doom that will soon befall [__].

..or not.


written by mindbrain  | 4 months ago | CH
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Like Fishsticks?


written by Lann  | 4 months ago | CH
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Very well. Let this be the final test of whether God exists or not.


written by HenningKO  | 4 months ago | CH
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http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/JoshU2uber


written by Ghostly  | 4 months ago | CH
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god clearly wasn't on your side when he let you wear those 'glasses'...


written by ObsidianStorm  | 4 months ago | CH
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Wow. People like this scare me. Not because they think they can take huge websites and web communities down, but because they are supposedly our "future."

This fucking kid is like 12 years old, and he thinks PINK stunna shades put him in a position to start "wars." Wars where some mythical creature like a unicorn or Poseidon is going to help him out because he's homies with the afterlife.

I mean really. The sooner religious people stop breeding, the sooner we can get on with the important issues.


written by ForgedReality  | 4 months ago | CH
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Does this dumb little tit know what Scientology is?


written by FlowersInHisHair  | 4 months ago | CH
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Oh dear god. It's like watching someone cock a gun and put it up to a puppy's head, slowly pulling on the trigger, only to have the video end just before the bang. Only difference is, we're gonna hear the bang all over the internet in a week or two.

Anyone reminded of that scene from Hackers where Crash and Burn are trying to ruin the commissioner's life? Only... this might just actually ruin the kid's life. And continue to do so.


written by finch451  | 4 months ago | CH
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Oh... my... God...
This kid is SO fuckin' naive. And I can't imagine what his parents are going to do/say after this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqYLaKL7Wz4


written by finch451  | 4 months ago | CH
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This is gonna go on till April 1'st where he'll reveal he's not very religious and has no idea what Scientology even teaches, that he gave everyone the address of the kid who moved to Florida after stealing his lunch money the year prior, and reveal the other truths of the 200 things that have happened between now and next April 1'st.

...and he'll tell everyone the voice in his head, Boxxy told him to do it all.


written by Drax  | 4 months ago | CH
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Is so sad what some parent do to their kids !

make him wear those glasses !!! and the cap side ways !!!

c'mon!


written by oscarillo  | 4 months ago | CH
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BULLSHIT DETECTED. TAKE PRECAUTIONS. [SIRENS]


written by blankfist  | 4 months ago | CH
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screaming for attention


written by bamdrew  | 4 months ago | CH
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written by Shepppard  | 4 months ago | CH
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This looks more like video trolling to me than a real challenge from some random kid who both believes deeply in god but also respects Scientology.

It reads more like deliberately pushing buttons than a legitimate belief. Very few people, let alone kids, that believe so literally that God is on their side and their side alone are at the same time so supportive and tolerant of something like Scientology.

[edit] and after thinking less, there are also the glasses to consider.


written by bcglorf  | 4 months ago | CH
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What the fuck is a "nazzy"?


written by deadgoon  | 4 months ago | CH
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>> ^deadgoon:
What the fuck is a "nazzy"?


It's like a dutch windmill, but with a prosthetic arm.


written by Throbbin  | 4 months ago | CH
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Can I smack him now?


written by syncron  | 3 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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The best thing right now would be for 4chan and anonymous to facilitate this child's hate by destroying his moms computer, thus giving him a reason to legitimately start a group like "Internet Matters" when he is 37 years old, and then go on Fox News and call for such websites to be made illegal, and by then President Josh Bush, in his third term as American Leader will make them all illegal, then he can stop hitting his kids and taking prescription meds. Scientology be praised!


written by detheter  | 3 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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Hey, 4chan is posting on videosift! Cool!


written by pmkierst  | 3 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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HAHAHAHAH

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhaZ-NDioIc

Hilarious. This is fucking internet gold, mkay?


written by ForgedReality  | 3 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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I would have loved 4chan when I was a 12 year old.


written by deathcow  | 3 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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That's not God's spirit that you're feeling. That's your father molesting you at night.


written by pierrekrahn  | 3 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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how exactly can you get anonymous arrested? isn't that the definition of anonymous?


written by Dignant_Pink  | 3 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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Reminds me of the girl in jesus camp.

All brain washed religiousity aside, too cute.


written by phelixian  | 3 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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This kid is full of stupid. With all that info about him in the Encyclopedia Dramatica page I'm sure 100 pizza have been delivered to his house by now. And for god's sake, his IP is even there! I wonder if his parents will ever stop beating him once this blows over?


written by Ogre  | 3 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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Why the hell is god only mightier than a million 4chan users?

Just send a million and one at him. Hell, i'll join just to make the "and one", just to say i was there when we raided and downed god.


written by dannym3141  | 3 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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needs moar pooper


written by Farhad2000  | 3 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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5 years from now he should be forced to watch this again. If he still stands by what he said then he stays in the cage.


written by Duncan  | 3 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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neat.


written by vairetube  | 3 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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Idiot. dieser kleine Junge sterben wird hart
den kleinen "Scheiss wahrscheinlich nicht wissen, was er redet


written by dangerpronedaphne  | 3 months ago | CH
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