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Relationship Survival Guide: Pick Up Lines

posted by nomino 2 months ago • 861 views
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"With lines like these, the guys in this video surely aren't totally lonely losers by now. The really scary part is that one of these guys could've been your dad."

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WTF! Wait is this Cornwall Dating Service?!


written by Zonbie  | 2 months ago | CH
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You had me at fire breathing dragons...


written by Lann  | 2 months ago | CH
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Is that Seth Green with a beard at 3:34?


written by Hybrid  | 2 months ago | CH
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Occupation: Body designer


wow... just.. fucking wow man


written by ElJardinero  | 2 months ago | CH
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That really does look like Seth Green. What year is this video?


written by L0cky  | 2 months ago | CH
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Crap, no wonder I don't get any women. [grin]


written by ant  | 2 months ago | CH
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Is heaven missing an angel? Cause you've got nice cans!


written by alizarin  | 2 months ago | CH
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>> ^Hybrid:
Is that Seth Green with a beard at 3:34?


LOL!!! it does look like him, but this dude is like 10 years older.

Hey, for a little bit better pick up lines check out: http://www.funny-pick-up-lines.com

Here are a few funny ones:
Kiss me if I am wrong, but isn't your name (take a guess) ...Janice????
Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice.
I'm like chocolate pudding; I look like crap but I’m as sweet as can be.
Do you know karate? 'Cause your body is really kickin'.
Do you have a Band-aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
Giant polar bear (What?) It's an icebreaker. Hi, my name is....
You’re so hot, that when I look at you I get a tan…




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