Reasons why Batman & Robin was the worst comic movie... EVER
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Stumble ThisFrom Cracked.com: Attempting to pick out just one bad scene from Batman & Robin is impossible, and it certainly wouldn't do justice to just how painfully awful the rest of it is. The film is so dreadful that director Joel Schumacher actually apologized for it on the DVD commentary. That's right, the man who proudly made 8MM, The Number 23 and Cousins thought Batman & Robin was so bad that it warranted an apology.
t's like a virus of awfulness, in which one ridiculous element leads to the next. The ice leads to the X Games charm of Bat-Skates, which leads to Bat-Skyboards, perfect for all your falling-through- the-stratosphere needs. The movie is the primary example of what can happen to even the most respectable comic book series when you start injecting it with sequences that could be described as "slapstick," "campy" and "directed by Joel Schumacher."
t's like a virus of awfulness, in which one ridiculous element leads to the next. The ice leads to the X Games charm of Bat-Skates, which leads to Bat-Skyboards, perfect for all your falling-through- the-stratosphere needs. The movie is the primary example of what can happen to even the most respectable comic book series when you start injecting it with sequences that could be described as "slapstick," "campy" and "directed by Joel Schumacher."
oh yeah.... AHHHHnold.
I even lol'd at "A laundry service that delivers... Wow!" in this clip, aswell as in theatres.
Clooney = WORST. BATMAN. EVER.
Truer words never spoken, Batnips.
The theatre has since been converted into a bookstore, no doubt because of shock incurred from showing this bomb.
Even when you do that, it is still painful to watch...
Oh and to paraphrase family guy: "All I want is a few inches of metal rail between me and the potentially fatal object I work with on a daily basis."