Quit Playing Video Games And Get Laid

"Listen up, gamers. Put down the controller for two goddamn seconds and heed the advice of this...um...dope new track."
8487says...

Why would anyone think that having a girlfriend is preferable to playing video games? Mess, hassle, "will he call me?", expensive presents, having to deal with her friends, her parents, an unexpected pregnancy, her periods, her hair product bottles all over your bathroom, her whining, her constant comparison of you with other men - salary, car, coolness, girth - the smell of nail polish, thousands of shoes all over the damn place, and when you do get the chance to to have sex with her, she has a headache. Don't bother!

spoco2says...

So... hmmm, rather than play video games, let's treat women as nothing more than sex objects to be f*cked.

Not the best message surely?

Yes, live life rather than playing video games all the time, but really, do you know ANY straight, single guy who would continue to play a video game with a girl in bed like her who wants it like she does? I hate that cliche of turning away the woman for the console... geeks don't get laid because they'd rather be playing games, they play games because they find it too 'hard' to get the women.

And this is coming from a bonafide geek who spent more than his fair share on computer games and is now married and very happy.

wax66says...

>> ^artician:
Just do what most geeks today do - find a girlfriend to play games with. Problem solved!

And if you're lucky you'll get a wife that plays all the games that you do, doesn't like expensive gifts, shoes, nail polish, etc, doesn't have drama, only compares you to her abusive, no-job, cheating loser of an ex-husband, wants the lovin when you do, and doesn't whine. Sadly, only one of her parents is uber-cool.

I *heart* my wife.

Sketchsays...

Personally, I've found plenty of time to do both. Embrace your geek, but get the hell out of the house on weekends (unless someone's already over, of course)! And no one in the video said anything about a girlfriend. Screw that!

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