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period,dot,read,Ken Bastida,Jimmy Frezghi,sick,ill,murder,fire,burn,news Punctuation is CRITICAL

Punctuation is CRITICAL

posted by youdiejoe 1 year 5 months 2 weeks ago • 20627 views
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A news anchor shuffles off this mortal coil earlier than they knew at the hands of their fill in. Watch to understand.

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Yeah, that excuse for not being at work pretty much trumps all others.


written by shuac  | 1 year 5 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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lol


written by deathcow  | 1 year 5 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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I actually kinda feel guilty for it, but I laughed my ass off. And then I watched it a couple of more times.


written by pmkierst  | 1 year 5 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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Ahahaha! That's my local guy, which makes it even funnier for me.


written by nibiyabi  | 1 year 5 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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Reminds me of the film anchorman when they put in a couple question marks on the teleprompter.


written by Alak  | 1 year 5 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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yeah, nibiyabi, he's my local anchor too (s. bay area). Poor, Dana. Murdered and set on fire on his birthday. And here I thought she told me she was a Libra.


written by Trancecoach  | 1 year 5 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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I registered just to comment on this, I cannot stop laughing.

Poor Dana. On his birthday no less. Sad.


written by 12030  | 1 year 5 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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Worst phony sick call-in ever:
Dana: "*cough cough* Yeah, Jim? Hi, it's me, Dana. *cough cough*"
Jim: "Hey, happy belated birthday, bud."
Dana: "Aww, thanks. *cough cough* Listen... I can't make it in to work today..."
Jim: "What's the matter, bud? Ya sick?"
Dana: "Yeah, the craziest thing... I was murdered and set on fire... I don't know, maybe it was something I ate."

OMFG LMFAHS. That's gd hilarious. Great find, ydj!


written by lucky760  | 1 year 5 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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wait...rewind


written by southblvd  | 1 year 5 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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and that's why he's the fill-in.


written by E_Nygma  | 1 year 5 months 1 week ago | CH
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Punctuation is important, but capitalization is even more important. As in the sentence: Susie helped her Uncle Jack off the horse.


written by bellman  | 1 year 5 months 1 week ago | CH
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"K9 Squad Officer helps dog bite victim."


written by Payback  | 1 year 5 months 1 week ago | CH
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Sounds to me like an intonation issue!


written by Mezzanine  | 1 year 5 months 1 week ago | CH
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Yahtzee would tell you otherwise.


written by Abducted  | 1 year 5 months 1 week ago | CH
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Happy Birthday!


written by critttter  | 1 year 5 months 1 week ago | CH
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^ so wrong, I lol'd.


written by MaxWilder  | 1 year 5 months 1 week ago | CH
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Tags for this video have been changed from 'period, dot, read' to 'period, dot, read, Kevin Bastida, Jimmy Frezghi' - edited by MarineGunrock


written by siftbot  | 1 year 5 months 1 week ago | CH
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.


written by quantumushroom  | 1 year 5 months 1 week ago | CH
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Shakespeare died on his birthday. I'm not sure if he was murdered and set on fire, though.


written by thinker247  | 1 year 5 months 1 week ago | CH
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"Hey man, it's your birthday. What do you want to do?"

"I know! Let's go hang out at that Ku Klux Klan rally!"


written by thinker247  | 1 year 5 months 1 week ago | CH
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you know, the things you say are really funny, but they are so much funnier when your avatar is taken into account.

>> ^critttter:
Happy Birthday!



written by E_Nygma  | 1 year 5 months 1 week ago | CH
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New guy: "What's a person have to do to get a day off around here?"

Old timer: "You don't want to know."


written by twiddles  | 1 year 5 months 1 week ago | CH
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i disagree with the title of this video?


written by E_Nygma  | 1 year 5 months 1 week ago | CH
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periods are important in the english language.


written by 10040  | 1 year 5 months 1 week ago | CH
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I'm sure right after the video stops he says "He'll be back tomorrow," meaning Dana.


written by CaptainPlanet420  | 1 year 5 months 1 week ago | CH
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is it the punctuation that was missed or the dramatic pause?


written by Chaucer  | 1 year 5 months 1 week ago | CH
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What!?! the new guys was murdered! I could see the complaints coming form this...


written by mas8705  | 1 year 5 months 1 week ago | CH
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Tags for this video have been changed from 'period, dot, read, Kevin Bastida, Jimmy Frezghi' to 'period, dot, read, Kevin Bastida, Jimmy Frezghi, sick, ill, murder, fire, burn, news' - edited by deedub81


written by siftbot  | 1 year 5 months 1 week ago | CH
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Tags for this video have been changed from 'period, dot, read, Kevin Bastida, Jimmy Frezghi, sick, ill, murder, fire, burn, news' to 'period, dot, read, Ken Bastida, Jimmy Frezghi, sick, ill, murder, fire, burn, news' - edited by nibiyabi


written by siftbot  | 1 year 3 weeks ago | CH
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>> ^thinker247:
Shakespeare died on his birthday. I'm not sure if he was murdered and set on fire, though.


Shakespeare's DOB is unknown so I think you'll have a hard time validating your claim.


written by xxovercastxx  | 1 year ago | CH
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