period,dot,read,Ken Bastida,Jimmy Frezghi,sick,ill,murder,fire,burn,news Punctuation is CRITICAL

Punctuation is CRITICAL

posted by youdiejoe

1 year 5 months 2 weeks ago • 20700 views

tags: period, dot, read, Ken Bastida, Jimmy Frezghi, sick, ill, murder, fire, burn, news

A news anchor shuffles off this mortal coil earlier than they knew at the hands of their fill in. Watch to understand.

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Yeah, that excuse for not being at work pretty much trumps all others.

written by shuac

| 1 year 5 months 2 weeks ago | CH

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lol

written by deathcow

| 1 year 5 months 2 weeks ago | CH

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I actually kinda feel guilty for it, but I laughed my ass off. And then I watched it a couple of more times.

written by pmkierst | 1 year 5 months 2 weeks ago | CH

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Ahahaha! That's my local guy, which makes it even funnier for me.

written by nibiyabi

| 1 year 5 months 2 weeks ago | CH

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Reminds me of the film anchorman when they put in a couple question marks on the teleprompter.

written by Alak

| 1 year 5 months 2 weeks ago | CH

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yeah, nibiyabi, he's my local anchor too (s. bay area). Poor, Dana. Murdered and set on fire on his birthday. And here I thought she told me she was a Libra.

written by Trancecoach

| 1 year 5 months 2 weeks ago | CH

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I registered just to comment on this, I cannot stop laughing.

Poor Dana. On his birthday no less. Sad.

written by 12030

| 1 year 5 months 2 weeks ago | CH

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Worst phony sick call-in ever:
Dana: "*cough cough* Yeah, Jim? Hi, it's me, Dana. *cough cough*"
Jim: "Hey, happy belated birthday, bud."
Dana: "Aww, thanks. *cough cough* Listen... I can't make it in to work today..."
Jim: "What's the matter, bud? Ya sick?"
Dana: "Yeah, the craziest thing... I was murdered and set on fire... I don't know, maybe it was something I ate."

OMFG LMFAHS. That's gd hilarious. Great find, ydj!

written by lucky760

| 1 year 5 months 2 weeks ago | CH

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wait...rewind

written by southblvd

| 1 year 5 months 2 weeks ago | CH

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and that's why he's the fill-in.

written by E_Nygma

| 1 year 5 months 2 weeks ago | CH

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Punctuation is important, but capitalization is even more important. As in the sentence: Susie helped her Uncle Jack off the horse.

written by bellman | 1 year 5 months 2 weeks ago | CH

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"K9 Squad Officer helps dog bite victim."

written by Payback

| 1 year 5 months 2 weeks ago | CH

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Sounds to me like an intonation issue!

written by Mezzanine | 1 year 5 months 2 weeks ago | CH

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Yahtzee would tell you otherwise.

written by Abducted

| 1 year 5 months 2 weeks ago | CH

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Happy Birthday!

written by critttter

| 1 year 5 months 2 weeks ago | CH

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^ so wrong, I lol'd.

written by MaxWilder

| 1 year 5 months 2 weeks ago | CH

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Tags for this video have been changed from 'period, dot, read' to 'period, dot, read, Kevin Bastida, Jimmy Frezghi' - edited by MarineGunrock

written by siftbot

| 1 year 5 months 2 weeks ago | CH

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written by quantumushroom

| 1 year 5 months 2 weeks ago | CH

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Shakespeare died on his birthday. I'm not sure if he was murdered and set on fire, though.

written by thinker247

| 1 year 5 months 2 weeks ago | CH

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"Hey man, it's your birthday. What do you want to do?"

"I know! Let's go hang out at that Ku Klux Klan rally!"

written by thinker247

| 1 year 5 months 2 weeks ago | CH

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you know, the things you say are really funny, but they are so much funnier when your avatar is taken into account.

>> ^critttter:
Happy Birthday!

written by E_Nygma

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New guy: "What's a person have to do to get a day off around here?"

Old timer: "You don't want to know."

written by twiddles

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i disagree with the title of this video?

written by E_Nygma

| 1 year 5 months 2 weeks ago | CH

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periods are important in the english language.

written by 10040

| 1 year 5 months 2 weeks ago | CH

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I'm sure right after the video stops he says "He'll be back tomorrow," meaning Dana.

written by CaptainPlanet420

| 1 year 5 months 2 weeks ago | CH

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is it the punctuation that was missed or the dramatic pause?

written by Chaucer | 1 year 5 months 2 weeks ago | CH

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What!?! the new guys was murdered! I could see the complaints coming form this...

written by mas8705

| 1 year 5 months 2 weeks ago | CH

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Tags for this video have been changed from 'period, dot, read, Kevin Bastida, Jimmy Frezghi' to 'period, dot, read, Kevin Bastida, Jimmy Frezghi, sick, ill, murder, fire, burn, news' - edited by deedub81

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Tags for this video have been changed from 'period, dot, read, Kevin Bastida, Jimmy Frezghi, sick, ill, murder, fire, burn, news' to 'period, dot, read, Ken Bastida, Jimmy Frezghi, sick, ill, murder, fire, burn, news' - edited by nibiyabi

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>> ^thinker247:
Shakespeare died on his birthday. I'm not sure if he was murdered and set on fire, though.

Shakespeare's DOB is unknown so I think you'll have a hard time validating your claim.

written by xxovercastxx

| 1 year 1 week ago | CH

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