Penn & Teller Bullshit! - Does Size Matter?
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An actor poses as a restaurant waiter wearing Spandex pants and with a big, fake penis tucked into them.


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Heh, priceless.

Now, since you [didn't] ask, some trivia!

Here's what I've heard, devoid of any personal description, opinion or experience because, let's face it, a guy's sexual resume on the internet is about as trustworthy as an Alberto Gonzales testimony. What I've heard is that size matters, but not in the obvious way. Firstly, there is such a thing as too big (particularly for girth, i.e. circumference) and that's smaller than most guys thing and even than many woman realise. This guy would definitely be too big for most women's comfort. Great potential as a porn star but for a normal sex life, not suitable. Secondly, the amount size matters in the bigger = better theory is reversely proportional to the guy's technique. A small guy who doesn't know what he's doing will generally be worse in bed than a large guy who doesn't have a clue, but a small guy who knows what's where can please just as well as an experienced large guy.

I've heard about loads of surveys and the results vary, surprise surprise. In self test surveys, the average is around 6.2". In professionally done tests (I shudder to think how), this mysteriously drops by about half an inch. FWIW, one survey I found gave Oriental men averaging 4.8", Caucasian men averaging 5.8" and African men averaging 7.0", so there you are!

This is length along the top of the penis, when erect. Girth is also important but much less recognised as a status symbol.


written by Quboid  | 1 year 2 months ago | CH
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this writer's penis is 2 inches long and 5 inches wide....*

The girl who said she was the most disgusted, remained fixated without embarrassment or blush...and the lovely woman who spoke up, wanted to ask the guy home with her before he spilled the beans.....kinda makes ya believe that girls are just as horny as guys, huh??


written by choggie  | 1 year 2 months ago | CH
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> this writer's penis is 2 inches long and 5 inches wide....*

ahh yes the wood chipper incident


written by deathcow  | 1 year 2 months ago | CH
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Eee.


written by ant  | 1 year 2 months ago | CH
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almost upvote for the women's reactions, but no upvote because WAY TOO MUCH CROTCH SHOTS! GUH!


written by djsunkid  | 1 year 2 months ago | CH
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love the eyebrows at t-4:41


written by deathcow  | 1 year 2 months ago | CH
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she's talking while eating! brrrr


written by looris  | 1 year 2 months ago | CH
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why doesn't she just say it...geez. It's not that hard....err i mean it's not that hard of a thing to say.


written by DarkSavior  | 1 year 2 months ago | CH
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For more on this topic, see http://www.videosift.com/video/Teat-Beat-of-Sex


written by wazant  | 1 year 2 months ago | CH
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This is NOT a Penn & Teller production.


written by doremifa  | 1 year 2 months ago | CH
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I'm starting to feel like I'm the only person who would just say, "Dude, your penis is showing."


written by arrendek  | 1 year 2 months ago | CH
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upward or downward curving smaller ones just as effective as straight big ones. And it is all about knowing how to use it And I don't think circumference is a problem... unless the man was extremely wide (which the one used down his pants definately wasn't)... considering how women are designed to give birth. It's each lady's preference as to whether they like girth or not.

I dont see how this proves whether size matters, though it was amusing to watch their reactions.
I agree with looris, that lady who was chewing and talking, she made me shudder.


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*1stTube


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Adding video to channels (1sttube) - requested by Grimm.


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