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Pedophile Beards (for MycroftHomlz)

submitted by kronosposeidon

1 decade 6 years 4 weeks ago

Come down and check out their wide range of pedophile beards, public masturbator trench coats, and serial killer vans.

13 Comments

Damnit.

pencil crayons? I'm in.

cross culture problem.. WTF are pencil crayons? They just look like coloured pencils to me?

I've grown my own pedophile beard...mycrofthomlz will agree, the authenticity of growing your own is well worth the nesting insects and smell of rancid lunch meat that gets tangled up in it.

this is the same guy from:

http://www.videosift.com/video/Everyday-Normal-Guy

http://www.videosift.com/video/Everyday-Normal-Guy-Song-Number-2

is it bad that i've actually got and wear a "there's gotta be something wrong with that guy hat"?

The entire premise of this video is idiotic. You can't judge people that way by how they look.

youmakekittymad

>> ^K0MMIE:
is it bad that i've actually got and wear a "there's gotta be something wrong with that guy hat"?

i hope not. i love mine, and i'd hate to be found out just because of my headgear.

>> ^jwray:
The entire premise of this video is idiotic. You can't judge people that way by how they look.

Oh noes! Is that true? Someone has to tell the entirety of modern civilization!

>> ^jwray:
The entire premise of this video is idiotic. You can't judge people that way by how they look.

YOU CAN'T!

... but I do.

*promote the 1st video of Jon Lajoie I ever saw. Fell in love with this guys twisted humor instantly.

Promoting this video back to the front page; last published Sunday, March 30th, 2008 4:07pm PDT - promote requested by EDD.

I would like to point out that there is absolutely nothing wrong with me.

... That I am aware of.

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