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Patrick Stewart "Secrets"

posted by zomgunicorns

1 year 5 months 1 week ago • 15227 views

tags: patrick stewart, secrets, conan obrien, comedy

Patrick Stewart shares his dark "Secrets" on the Conan O'Brien show. Why is his favorite animal the bald eagle? I wish he did more comedy, he's great at it

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I'd like to upvote your description. He really is great at comedy.

written by MarineGunrock

| 1 year 5 months 1 week ago | CH

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Love Patrick Stewart, he also did a good comedy bit on Ricky Gervais' new show.

written by 10148 | 1 year 5 months 1 week ago | CH

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this was lame. but bald eagles are delicious!

written by Trancecoach

| 1 year 5 months 1 week ago | CH

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That was one of my fav. Conan skits EVER. Good times, great sift!

written by Krupo

| 1 year 5 months 1 week ago | CH

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he is awesome in extras

written by lavoll

| 1 year 5 months 1 week ago | CH

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The best thing is that everyone can learn finnish from the subtitles while enjoying the comedy!

Pretty critical phrases are included, like:

to nail that ass = painaa pyrstöön

I pee on shoes = kusen kengille

it tastes good = maistuu hyvältä

gave us very dirty looks = katsoivat hyvin likaisesti

written by Norsuelefantti

| 1 year 5 months 1 week ago | CH

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"kusen kengille painaa pyrstöön"

That explains why I got slapped last time I was in Helsinki. I'm gonna murder my cousin.

written by Payback

| 1 year 5 months 1 week ago | CH

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it's only hilarious because he's sooooo bad at being "bad"

written by laura

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If Captain Picard were a D&D character, his alignment would be Chaotic Good.

written by jwray

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If Captain Picard were a D&D character, his alignment would be Chaotic Good.

I don't know about that. Kirk is chaotic good; Picard I always saw as Lawful, if not neutral.

I'm hard pressed to think of any non-lawful Next-gen characters.

written by lordnull | 1 year 5 months 1 week ago | CH

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Q - Chaotic Neutral.

written by Throbbin

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God I love Patrick Stewart What a fan fucking tastic actor.

written by Arsenault185

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I'm hard pressed to think of any non-lawful Next-gen characters.

Ro Laren, Q, and occasionally Picard

written by jwray

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I'd have to suggest Picard was more like a Lawful Good alignment, since he was a sort of constitutionalist or idealist regarding the Prime Directive. He would always be guided by it when a primitive culture was in danger of contamination for example, even if it was to some detriment. That is to say, he would hold it in higher regard than he would the Federation if he had to choose.

Unlike characters such as Capt. Janeway, who would disregard the Directive for the greater immediate good.

written by BoneyD

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Lore was not lawful.... nor was Baltar, nor the sleestacks.

written by deathcow

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There were a lot of times that Picard disregarded starfleet orders. Not as flagrantly as Kirk, but for instance Picard was ordered to patrol the neutral zone at the beginning of First Contact.

written by jwray

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It's times like these when I am reminded that there are way bigger nerds than myself to make fun of. Thank you again, Videosift!

written by Sketch

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That was pretty unfunny.

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*dead as far as I can tell...

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