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posted by dystopianfuturetoday 10 months 4 weeks ago • 13442 views
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This is the new "guy solo-ing with a lightsaber" meme.


written by 13439  | 10 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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Haha, I loved the VERY SAFE tricks he did in the beginning, and the fall is just the exclamation point on SS Failboat!


written by gwiz665  | 10 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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I can't even tell what he was trying to do at the end


written by residue  | 10 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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Well at least he's getting some exercise.


written by notarobot  | 10 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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How out of shape must the cameraman be to find this worth filming?


written by rychan  | 10 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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Why the hell do people do this stupid shit knowing that it'll be released on the Internet?


written by 10874  | 10 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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You got to start somewhere kid... keep it up.


written by therealblankman  | 10 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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>> ^Entropy997:
Why the hell do people do this stupid shit knowing that it'll be released on the Internet?


I think the stupid shit component was the point. This looks like it started off as a parody of sorts, and then the guy doing it actually got hurt in the process.


written by 13439  | 10 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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i agree with notarobot because at least he's getting some exercise.


written by d00kie  | 10 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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It's 3 A.M., Sunday morning, still awake: This is the funniest video I've ever seen in my life.

But it's probably because I'm high.


written by poolcleaner  | 10 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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come on, everyone's gotta start somewhere. Noone becomes a parkour expert overnight . Though filming it at this stage...


written by WaterDweller  | 10 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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Meta fail. Just like dancing, fake parkour is only funny when the person imitating it is actually physically co-ordinated.


written by budzos  | 10 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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This is a *parody for sure, and a good one, though too short. This is not a Star Wars Kid situation. This is a filmmaker with very carefully planned and rehearsed action. The whole thing is well made: the opening, choice of shooting location, angles, light, variety of tricks, editing, music etc. I'm sure each trick was filmed several times. There's no way including that fall was an accident, though it was a bad choice. It burst the parody effect and turned it into a "fail" vid.


written by messenger  | 10 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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Invocations (parody) cannot be called by messenger because messenger is not privileged - sorry.


written by siftbot  | 10 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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Otta be a *fail channel.


written by messenger  | 10 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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>> ^messenger:
This is a parody for sure, and a good one, though too short. This is not a Star Wars Kid situation. This is a filmmaker with very carefully planned and rehearsed action. The whole thing is well made: the opening, choice of shooting location, angles, light, variety of tricks, editing, music etc. I'm sure each trick was filmed several times. There's no way including that fall was an accident, though it was a bad choice. It burst the parody effect and turned it into a "fail" vid.


No it fails as a parody for me because the guy is too physically uncoordinated. Chris Farley, John Belushi, etc. are big fat co-ordinated fat guys who make it look funny when they act like uncoordinated spazzes. I wouldn't trust this guy to approach me carrying a hot cup of coffee..


written by budzos  | 10 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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I wouldn't say he's uncoordinated until the last failed stunt, and even then you can hear his hand slide out from under him on the hood of the car.

Beware the dangers of car wax, people!


written by 13439  | 10 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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The perfect touch: A cover version of "Eye Of The Tiger". Because only advanced parkourists deserve the original version. I guess.


written by kronosposeidon  | 10 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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Yeah I watched it again and he's not that uncoordinated. It's still not a good parody to me. The choice of Eye of the Tiger bugs me more. Some really trashy eurotrance might be funnier. I need to get out more...


written by budzos  | 10 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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junior year of high school. me in a tux running perpendicular to a 20' stretch limo. similar stunt, half the weight, same result.


written by E_Nygma  | 10 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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black shoes on the whitest kid alive.

the poor choices started early on this one.


written by supersaiyan93  | 10 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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this has to be a parody. the weight on the kid, the music, the stunts, and the accident at the end. perfect.


written by 13790  | 10 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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Isn't this from the new video game "Tables Edge"


written by deathcow  | 10 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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♫It's the eye of the.. woosh.. thump.


written by gwiz665  | 8 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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Promoting this video back to the front page; last published Saturday, January 10th, 2009 2:46pm PST - promote requested by gwiz665.


written by siftbot  | 8 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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