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Out Stare Jessica Alba :)

published by Zonbie

2 months ago • 4170 views

tags: alba, staring contest, master, challenges you, ibeatyou, good, cause, social, network

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Ok, I debated posting this, but its Jessica Alba's entry into the IBeatYou.com staring contest!

This Guy started off a stare contest, and someone challenged Jessica Alba, and to their surprise she responded!

Enjoy :)

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upvote for a good cause + it's Jessica Alba, dude!

written by kulpims

| 2 months 1 week ago | CH

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Exactly - its a good cause

up uppy vote peeps! dont be shy!

written by Zonbie

| 2 months 1 week ago | CH

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ermm I think you like her too (arghhh) much LOL but you always have my vote up

written by LadyDeath

| 2 months 1 week ago | CH

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You can never have too much Jessica Alba. She wouldn't stare that much if she knew what I was waving around on the other side.

written by gwiz665

| 2 months 1 week ago | CH

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It's a staring contest with JESSICA ALBA. Losing is theoretically impossible, fellas.

written by kronosposeidon

| 2 months 1 week ago | CH

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I'm crushing her head!

written by deathcow

| 2 months ago | CH

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She is pretty good lookin... I bought that song for a buck afterwards.

written by deathcow

| 2 months ago | CH

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She's got that pregnant glow about her. I wonder how much IBeatYou paid her to do that.

LMFAHS @ gwiz665+deathcow !!!

written by lucky760

| 2 months ago | CH

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I know of a one-eyed fellow who's constantly losing staring contests with Jessica Alba.

Hint: he lives in my pants.

written by Sarzy

| 2 months ago | CH

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Ok, look, I enjoy staring at Jessica Alba staring at me as much as the next guy/girl/hermaphrodite, but why is this a good cause exactly?

I'll upvote, don't get me wrong, but I don't get what's the cause here

written by spoco2

| 2 months ago | CH

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>> ^kronosposeidon:
> It's a staring contest with JESSICA ALBA. Losing is theoretically impossible, fellas.

WRONG!!

now i'm BLIND, motherfucker! you happy?
oh, wait...
it still burned itself onto my retina. nvm. thx dude.

written by my15minutes

| 2 months ago | CH

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I think this video should be called "watch jessica alba watch you" :-P

reminds me of the modest mouse lyrics:
"everyones a voyeurist they're watching me watch them watch me right now"

written by NinjaFish

| 2 months ago | CH

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Good song. What was it?

/Too lazy to click through to Utube.

written by Farhad2000

| 2 months ago | CH

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She should have tried Tony Pattersons signature move: "Jamming the Crankshaft"

Made me go out and promote this:
http://www.videosift.com/video/Unflinching-Triumph-The-Staring-Contest-Documentary

written by maatc

| 2 months ago | CH

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the song
http://www.videosift.com/video/LCD-Soundsystem-Tribulations

written by deathcow

| 2 months ago | CH

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I beat her.

written by MarineGunrock

| 2 months ago | CH

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She wasn't hot in that video.

written by ant

| 2 months ago | CH

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how do you like that ant? That's right. I did it.

written by MycroftHomlz

| 2 months ago | CH

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i just do what mycroft does...

written by rottenseed

| 2 months ago | CH

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>> ^MarineGunrock:
I beat her.

I believe that sentence is missing the words "off" and "to".

written by Sarzy

| 2 months ago | CH

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She wasn't hot in that video.
You werent hot in that comment.

written by BicycleRepairMan

| 2 months ago | CH

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*femme

written by calvados

| 2 months ago | CH

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Adding video to channels (Femme) - requested by calvados.

written by siftbot

| 2 months ago | CH

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she needs to do some comedy films, eh??...that was a great mad tv segment of her makin' fun of Jessica Simpson-....and some westerns-

written by choggie

| 2 months ago | CH

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this video reminds me of how it is for a snowman to melt...

written by bovan | 2 months ago | CH

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Hmm, my new cell phone can use video for wallpaper... I wonder if I could convert this somehow.

written by MaxWilder

| 2 months ago | CH

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>> ^BicycleRepairMan:
She wasn't hot in that video.
You werent hot in that comment.

Your mom was.

[grin]

written by ant

| 2 months ago | CH

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OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GODDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!

that was awesome

written by eric3579

| 2 months ago | CH

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Ok, she's very attractive and all, but I think I might be the only one who noticed she has like, 40 FOOT TALL ceilings in her house. She's what, 5'5"? It must feel like an aircraft hangar in there...

...besides, you can't win a staring contest when the camera is aimed that high, you have nothing to concentrate on.

written by Payback

| 2 months ago | CH

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There was something transcendental about staring at Jessica Alba for 2 minutes and her staring back... The only thing that ruined it was I was afraid it was a shocker video that changed to a 3 week old decaying fetus halfway through.

written by Mavmike | 2 months ago | CH

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I can't do it. Every time I bust, I close my eyes for a second. Oh well, here goes attempt #8...

written by videosiftbannedme

| 2 months ago | CH

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How come this is getting more votes than my staring bunny?

http://www.videosift.com/video/The-Stare-Bunny-Pwnz-You

written by swampgirl

| 2 months ago | CH

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Boob-factor five, swampgirl.

written by gwiz665

| 2 months ago | CH

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written by swampgirl

| 2 months ago | CH

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>> ^swampgirl:
How come this is getting more votes than my staring bunny?
http://www.videosift.com/video/The-Stare-Bunny-Pwnz-You

cute only gets you so far LOL
stare at a bunny, or jessica alba and it looks like videosift has made its decision!

written by Zonbie

| 2 months ago | CH

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Nice; multi-purpose video.

written by viewer_999

| 2 months ago | CH

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jessica, if you're reading this, i totally would.

written by pipp3355

| 2 months ago | CH

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Jessica, if you're reading this, can I borrow $8500? I heard if you forward this to 10 other people that Jessica will do the wild thing with you, is that true?

written by deathcow

| 2 months ago | CH

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Hey... I just beat her on my second attempt... what do I get, what do I get?

Sweet F All isn't it? It always is...

written by spoco2

| 2 months ago | CH

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Ha if this was anyone else but Jessica Alba, this video would be rotting in PQ right now

written by Farhad2000

| 2 months ago | CH

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Farhad: Yes, yes it would.

written by gwiz665

| 2 months ago | CH

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def *cute

written by calvados

| 2 months ago | CH

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Adding video to channels (Cute) - requested by calvados.

written by siftbot

| 2 months ago | CH

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>> ^Farhad2000:
Ha if this was anyone else but Jessica Alba, this video would be rotting in PQ right now

No, if it was Obama and Ron Paul staring at a Daily Show episode featuring an interview with Zero Punctuation and his pet cat, it would be #1.

written by Payback

| 2 months ago | CH

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Downvote for the music. I'm sorry, I had to. I am really against this trend of people having to lay crap music over every single clip for no good reason.

written by budzos

| 2 months ago | CH

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This vid made me realize it's been a long time since a girl looked me in the eyes for more than a few seconds.

written by calvados

| 1 month 4 weeks ago | CH

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