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Out Stare Jessica Alba :) (HQ)

posted by Zonbie

1 year 6 months 2 weeks ago • 7332 views

tags: alba, staring contest, master, challenges you, ibeatyou, good, cause, social, network, HQ

Ok, I debated posting this, but its Jessica Alba's entry into the IBeatYou.com staring contest!

This Guy started off a stare contest, and someone challenged Jessica Alba, and to their surprise she responded!

Enjoy :)

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upvote for a good cause + it's Jessica Alba, dude!

written by kulpims

| 1 year 6 months 2 weeks ago | CH

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Exactly - its a good cause

up uppy vote peeps! dont be shy!

written by Zonbie

| 1 year 6 months 2 weeks ago | CH

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ermm I think you like her too (arghhh) much LOL but you always have my vote up

written by LadyDeath

| 1 year 6 months 2 weeks ago | CH

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You can never have too much Jessica Alba. She wouldn't stare that much if she knew what I was waving around on the other side.

written by gwiz665

| 1 year 6 months 2 weeks ago | CH

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It's a staring contest with JESSICA ALBA. Losing is theoretically impossible, fellas.

written by kronosposeidon

| 1 year 6 months 2 weeks ago | CH

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I'm crushing her head!

written by deathcow

| 1 year 6 months 2 weeks ago | CH

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She is pretty good lookin... I bought that song for a buck afterwards.

written by deathcow

| 1 year 6 months 2 weeks ago | CH

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She's got that pregnant glow about her. I wonder how much IBeatYou paid her to do that.

LMFAHS @ gwiz665+deathcow !!!

written by lucky760

| 1 year 6 months 2 weeks ago | CH

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I know of a one-eyed fellow who's constantly losing staring contests with Jessica Alba.

Hint: he lives in my pants.

written by Sarzy

| 1 year 6 months 2 weeks ago | CH

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Ok, look, I enjoy staring at Jessica Alba staring at me as much as the next guy/girl/hermaphrodite, but why is this a good cause exactly?

I'll upvote, don't get me wrong, but I don't get what's the cause here

written by spoco2

| 1 year 6 months 2 weeks ago | CH

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>> ^kronosposeidon:
> It's a staring contest with JESSICA ALBA. Losing is theoretically impossible, fellas.

WRONG!!

now i'm BLIND, motherfucker! you happy?
oh, wait...
it still burned itself onto my retina. nvm. thx dude.

written by my15minutes

| 1 year 6 months 2 weeks ago | CH

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I think this video should be called "watch jessica alba watch you" :-P

reminds me of the modest mouse lyrics:
"everyones a voyeurist they're watching me watch them watch me right now"

written by 11714

| 1 year 6 months 2 weeks ago | CH

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Good song. What was it?

/Too lazy to click through to Utube.

written by Farhad2000

| 1 year 6 months 2 weeks ago | CH

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She should have tried Tony Pattersons signature move: "Jamming the Crankshaft"

Made me go out and promote this:
http://www.videosift.com/video/Unflinching-Triumph-The-Staring-Contest-Documentary

written by maatc

| 1 year 6 months 2 weeks ago | CH

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the song
http://www.videosift.com/video/LCD-Soundsystem-Tribulations

written by deathcow

| 1 year 6 months 2 weeks ago | CH

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I beat her.

written by MarineGunrock

| 1 year 6 months 2 weeks ago | CH

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She wasn't hot in that video.

written by ant

| 1 year 6 months 2 weeks ago | CH

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how do you like that ant? That's right. I did it.

written by MycroftHomlz

| 1 year 6 months 2 weeks ago | CH

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i just do what mycroft does...

written by rottenseed

| 1 year 6 months 2 weeks ago | CH

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>> ^MarineGunrock:
I beat her.

I believe that sentence is missing the words "off" and "to".

written by Sarzy

| 1 year 6 months 2 weeks ago | CH

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She wasn't hot in that video.
You werent hot in that comment.

written by BicycleRepairMan

| 1 year 6 months 2 weeks ago | CH

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*femme

written by calvados

| 1 year 6 months 2 weeks ago | CH

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Adding video to channels (Femme) - requested by calvados.

written by siftbot

| 1 year 6 months 2 weeks ago | CH

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she needs to do some comedy films, eh??...that was a great mad tv segment of her makin' fun of Jessica Simpson-....and some westerns-

written by choggie

| 1 year 6 months 2 weeks ago | CH

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this video reminds me of how it is for a snowman to melt...

written by bovan | 1 year 6 months 2 weeks ago | CH

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Hmm, my new cell phone can use video for wallpaper... I wonder if I could convert this somehow.

written by MaxWilder

| 1 year 6 months 2 weeks ago | CH

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>> ^BicycleRepairMan:
She wasn't hot in that video.
You werent hot in that comment.

Your mom was.

[grin]

written by ant

| 1 year 6 months 2 weeks ago | CH

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OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GODDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!

that was awesome

written by eric3579

| 1 year 6 months 2 weeks ago | CH

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Ok, she's very attractive and all, but I think I might be the only one who noticed she has like, 40 FOOT TALL ceilings in her house. She's what, 5'5"? It must feel like an aircraft hangar in there...

...besides, you can't win a staring contest when the camera is aimed that high, you have nothing to concentrate on.

written by Payback

| 1 year 6 months 2 weeks ago | CH

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There was something transcendental about staring at Jessica Alba for 2 minutes and her staring back... The only thing that ruined it was I was afraid it was a shocker video that changed to a 3 week old decaying fetus halfway through.

written by 10351 | 1 year 6 months 2 weeks ago | CH

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I can't do it. Every time I bust, I close my eyes for a second. Oh well, here goes attempt #8...

written by videosiftbannedme

| 1 year 6 months 1 week ago | CH

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How come this is getting more votes than my staring bunny?

http://www.videosift.com/video/The-Stare-Bunny-Pwnz-You

written by swampgirl

| 1 year 6 months 1 week ago | CH

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Boob-factor five, swampgirl.

written by gwiz665

| 1 year 6 months 1 week ago | CH

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written by swampgirl

| 1 year 6 months 1 week ago | CH

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>> ^swampgirl:
How come this is getting more votes than my staring bunny?
http://www.videosift.com/video/The-Stare-Bunny-Pwnz-You

cute only gets you so far LOL
stare at a bunny, or jessica alba and it looks like videosift has made its decision!

written by Zonbie

| 1 year 6 months 1 week ago | CH

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Nice; multi-purpose video.

written by viewer_999

| 1 year 6 months 1 week ago | CH

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jessica, if you're reading this, i totally would.

written by pipp3355

| 1 year 6 months 1 week ago | CH

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Jessica, if you're reading this, can I borrow $8500? I heard if you forward this to 10 other people that Jessica will do the wild thing with you, is that true?

written by deathcow

| 1 year 6 months 1 week ago | CH

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Hey... I just beat her on my second attempt... what do I get, what do I get?

Sweet F All isn't it? It always is...

written by spoco2

| 1 year 6 months 1 week ago | CH

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Ha if this was anyone else but Jessica Alba, this video would be rotting in PQ right now

written by Farhad2000

| 1 year 6 months 1 week ago | CH

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Farhad: Yes, yes it would.

written by gwiz665

| 1 year 6 months 1 week ago | CH

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def *cute

written by calvados

| 1 year 6 months 1 week ago | CH

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Adding video to channels (Cute) - requested by calvados.

written by siftbot

| 1 year 6 months 1 week ago | CH

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>> ^Farhad2000:
Ha if this was anyone else but Jessica Alba, this video would be rotting in PQ right now

No, if it was Obama and Ron Paul staring at a Daily Show episode featuring an interview with Zero Punctuation and his pet cat, it would be #1.

written by Payback

| 1 year 6 months 1 week ago | CH

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Downvote for the music. I'm sorry, I had to. I am really against this trend of people having to lay crap music over every single clip for no good reason.

written by budzos

| 1 year 6 months 1 week ago | CH

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This vid made me realize it's been a long time since a girl looked me in the eyes for more than a few seconds.

written by calvados

| 1 year 6 months ago | CH

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