Discarding this video. It failed to receive enough votes to get sifted up to the front page within 4 days.

HUH?
Posted "2 days 11 hours 2 minutes ago", not 4 days!

Please someone *promote...

Invocations (promote) cannot be called by doogle because doogle is not privileged - sorry.

Discarding this video. It failed to receive enough votes to get sifted up to the front page within 2 days.

wtf is going on?

*beg

Begging is only available for videos in your personal queue - ignoring beg request by doogle.

*undiscard?

I too think there should be a way to put old discarded videos into your PQ. *promote.

Promoting this video and sending it back into the queue for one more try; last queued Saturday, January 12th, 2008 12:00pm PST - promote requested by blankfist.

*travel *loggage

Adding video to channels (Travel) - requested by calvados.

Original title: "How Airline Baggage Handlers Steal Shit From Your Locked Luggage Without You Ever Realizing It Was Opened"
(may have been too long though)

"...and that's how I got blue pen marks all over my clothes"

New Rule: Don't bother locking the zipper on your luggage. Locking a zipper is like locking a screen door; it's only going to keep courteous criminals out.