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everythings terrible,internet,kidz,education,terrible acting,cyberspace On Your Mark, Get Set, We're Riding on the Internet

On Your Mark, Get Set, We're Riding on the Internet

posted by Haldaug 4 weeks 1 day ago • 2516 views
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A terrible infomercial courtesy of Everything's Terrible. The intro music is nifty though:

On your mark, get set.
We're riding on the internett.
Cyberspace, sets-free.
Hello virtual reality.

Interactive appetite,
searching for a web site.
A window to the world
that to get online.

Take a spin, now you're in
with the techno set:
You're going surfing on the
Internet!

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edit: I thought we were friends, siftbot


written by rasch187  | 4 weeks ago | CH
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rasch187 cannot award a quality point for this post because rasch187 does not have enough Power Points - ignoring quality request by rasch187. (You can always purchase more Power Points.)


written by siftbot  | 4 weeks ago | CH
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* raschfail

I hope those kids got picked on alot after this.


written by Throbbin  | 4 weeks ago | CH
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It would have been funnier without the 8-bit "porn" replacing everything.I hate it when people change funny things to make it "extra funny" its like the Ping-boing-whoooop sounds and "Funny" voiceovers on AFV


written by BicycleRepairMan  | 4 weeks ago | CH
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I have to agree it would have been funny just to watch them pull up these god awful old pages, the other stuff was not necessary


written by Vexus  | 4 weeks ago | CH
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Guarantee you that once the cameras were off, the dad was back in there jacking off to pixelated porn.


written by brycewi19  | 4 weeks ago | CH
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personally, i thought the added images were pretty hilarious.


written by EmptyFriend  | 4 weeks ago | CH
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I think it's nice they brought over the neighbourhood poor kids to play on their 'puter.


written by Payback  | 4 weeks ago | CH
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The screenwriter eloquently creates a poetic portrayal of circa 1994 white middle class American children and brings vivid authenticity to their plight. Instead of sounding forced and contrived like so many other stories written by adults for kids; here, the dialog tends to blend effortlessly within the complex tapestry of their perilous passage into the vast and complicated world of online "internet" surfing.

94% on rottentomatoes.com


written by blankfist  | 4 weeks ago | CH
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written by Drax  | 4 weeks ago | CH
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This was good, but I don't think it was necessary for them to search bukkake.


written by Trancecoach  | 4 weeks ago | CH
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>> ^Throbbin:
raschfail


*quality raschfail


written by rasch187  | 4 weeks ago | CH
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Boosting this quality contribution up in the Hot Listing - declared quality by rasch187.


written by siftbot  | 4 weeks ago | CH
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>> ^rasch187:
>> ^Throbbin:
raschfail


quality raschfail


Downvote because I love a good fail.


written by blankfist  | 4 weeks ago | CH
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Just horrible. But I upvote because I like the poster - yes, I don't care what the content is, I vote in spite of that. How's that for breaking all the rules and playing by my own rules... not even my own!


written by gwiz665  | 3 weeks 6 days ago | CH
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It's not terrible. It's good for it's times.


written by fjules  | 3 weeks 6 days ago | CH
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>> ^fjules:
It's not terrible. It's good for it's times.


If by "it's good for it's time" you mean "would have been horrible in 1950 and is still awful today" then I agree completely.


written by davidraine  | 3 weeks 6 days ago | CH
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It's "seT free", not "seX free".

Just sayin'.


written by Payback  | 3 weeks 6 days ago | CH
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written by Ornthoron  | 3 weeks 5 days ago | CH
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^And free drama!


written by gwiz665  | 3 weeks 5 days ago | CH
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rotflmario

*commercial


written by looris  | 3 weeks 5 days ago | CH
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Adding video to channels (Commercial) - requested by looris.


written by siftbot  | 3 weeks 5 days ago | CH
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2:16 MOAR SAUCE.

There. Now it's the internet.


written by escape421521  | 3 weeks 5 days ago | CH
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I hope my dad gets me the internet so I don't have to go to the library anymore


written by residue  | 3 weeks 5 days ago | CH
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>> ^Ornthoron:
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Hey, isn't self-linking a bannable offense?

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written by davidraine  | 3 weeks 2 days ago | CH
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