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It's the end of the world as we know it
It's the end of the world as we know it
and I feel fine.
Do Guidos really dance around displaying their plummage in the hopes of attracting a mate?
I'm pretty sure they are intoxicated or on drugs. Good moves though.
Can it be confirmed that they were on drugs (or alcohol)?
From my observations, a guido will behave like this completely sober, too.
Also, would it be appropriate to use the term "goombah"? Just wondering. I have no qualms with racial slurs -- I think they're funny and a piece of our dark history as a species.
While not intended as a racial slur against Italians specifically, it is intended as a derogatory term against whatever these morons choose to call themselves, as I doubt they restrict their population to any specific minority.
Sifts:
http://www.videosift.com/video/Do-you-look-like-this
http://www.videosift.com/video/Douchebag-Beach (is dead atm, but http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5weU2olAl-E is a fix)
http://www.videosift.com/video/PSA-Dont-Sleep-with-those-Guys
Pics (or it didn't happen:
http://coedmagazine.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/16/guido-header.jpg
http://www.thatsphucked.com/images/Guidos/Guido.jpg
http://www.vividblurry.com/mt-archives/20030718_guido.jpg
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Fd-lgkitTN8/Se_PCT10W8I/AAAAAAAAABg/6zW71sk7KLY/s400/guido-christmas.jpg
http://www.inquisitr.com/wp-content/guido-beach.jpg
This is your brain on drugs.
THIS IS YOUR BRAIN ON DRUGS WITH A SIDE OF BACON!
Any questions?
This is your brain. This is drugs.
This is your brain on drugs.
THIS IS YOUR BRAIN ON DRUGS WITH A SIDE OF BACON!
Any questions?
My brain on drugs with a side of bacon sounds like a good idea.
Note to Fish and Wildlife: there is an over abundance of these beasts, they've reached pest numbers in some regions. I suggest no restriction on the number of tags released in the first few seasons, in order to diminish their numbers before they devastate the environment for other species.
I'm pretty sure they are intoxicated or on drugs. Good moves though.
Go read the drugs channel manifesto. This doesn't qualify.
*nochannel *eia *wtf *terrible *dance
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Have you ever danced with a Guido in the pale moonlight?
Made me lol. Excellent Batman quote!
So now that we've witnessed a mating display, we should be able to determine when rutting season is, and extrapolate an appropriate hunting season.
Note to Fish and Wildlife: there is an over abundance of these beasts, they've reached pest numbers in some regions. I suggest no restriction on the number of tags released in the first few seasons, in order to diminish their numbers before they devastate the environment for other species.
I heard that entirely in an Australian accent in my head.
That girl is clearly mocking the guy.
He told himself bitterly.
When it happens in real life: "OMG, the end is nigh! The species is doomed!"
That exactly what they are. When I'm anywhere near those beaches on a summer afternoon the smell makes me want to vomit.
Or Long Island, apparently New Jersey's equally retarded cousin:
http://www.videosift.com/video/TDS-Long-Island-wants-to-Secede
Also, according to http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/lee-hotti-and-friends , it's what Carmine Gotti's style is, which is why it's "Guido".
I'm pretty sure they are intoxicated or on drugs. Good moves though.
Testosterone is a helluva drug.