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Obama Addresses the National Governors Association

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Of course, once the media left the room he said:

Now that those parasites from the media are out of the room, let me introduce myself properly. I am to be refered to as Chairman Hussein, and you will all kneel before me. Your pathetic little states will surrender all your privately owned firearms, all of your young, able bodied men for my army, and women for my harem, and every trace of recoverable cash, precious metals, and gems. From this day forward, Islam will be the official religion of the United States. Those who do not comply will be purged. There is no longer a free market -- you should all have copies of my 5 year plan on your desks. All who question my orders will be put to immediate and painful death. You will carry these proclamations to your people.

Or at least, that's what I assume our resident crackpots think happened next.

People seriously need to update their conservative talking points around here. The new party line is to say "surprise liberals, Obama's really a conservative!" and then do a victory lap like they didn't just lose in a landslide.

I know it's an almost Orwellian reversal of talking points, but if you've been mainlining Republican talking points for the last decade, you should be used to that by now.

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