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Now, That's How to do Computer Programming !

posted by 8756 1 year 11 months 1 week ago • 2310 views
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As a Computer Engineer, I've to say that, at work, I always do like Hugh in this scene from Swordfish. Standing next to 8x24' screens, typing alternatively on three or more keyboards and swearing at a neat 3D cube that represents ... eeeer ... a program ?

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Hehe.. yeah, it's as cute as the virtual hacking scenes in "Hackers". Hilarious, yet slightly painful to watch.


written by Constitutional_Patriot  | 1 year 11 months 1 week ago | CH
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I know next to nothing about hacking or software engineering, but even I found this scene (along with most of the movie) preposterous.


written by CaptWillard  | 1 year 11 months 1 week ago | CH
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movies.prototype = function(howToHack:Object) {
var writersKnowledgeOfHacking:Object = doResearch(viaTheInternet);
if( writersKnowledgeOfHacking == undefined ){
for (var i in howToHack) {
writersKnowledgeOfHacking [i]["makeShitUp"] = howToHack[i];
}
}
return howToHack;
};


written by blankfist  | 1 year 11 months 1 week ago | CH
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Is this how VS programmers do?


written by ant  | 1 year 11 months 1 week ago | CH
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LOL, reminds me of that old saying - how to look busy when your boss walks past at work...

"..if your boss if walking past your desk and you need to look busy, just pick up some papers from your drawer, and flip through them whilest swearing under your breath, then put them back in the drawer" LOL

_Hacking in movies, its always either a HAL10000 super computer with 9 monitors, and 3D displays, or a glorified ticker tape machine...

Dont forget, you can store your excel spreadsheets on your XBOX and access them by playing PoP...




written by Zonbie  | 1 year 11 months 1 week ago | CH
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*nsfw for language


written by maatc  | 1 year 11 months 1 week ago | CH
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This video has been flagged as being Not Suitable For Work - declared nsfw by maatc.


written by siftbot  | 1 year 11 months 1 week ago | CH
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If it's not the scene where Hale Bop gets her tits out then it sucks.


written by Fade  | 1 year 11 months 1 week ago | CH
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I came jumping out of the theater yelling, "Programming is cool! WAAAAAAAAHHH!!!" (that's a rocker wailing "Wah" if you didn't get that) after seeing this abomination.

Opening scene = Awesome!
Rest of the movie = Ass!
Halle Berry's breasts = Overrated, just like the rest of her, not to mention her acting. Don't even get me started on her $#@%ing Jinx character in Die Another Day! Yeah! SHE'S the one that you should consider giving a spin off movie to and NOT Michelle Yeoh! Oh, did Catwoman and X-Men open your eyes to how much she sucks? Screw you, Hollywood!

Sorry... Tangent.


written by Sketch  | 1 year 11 months 1 week ago | CH
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lawl @ fade


written by MarineGunrock  | 1 year 10 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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I'm a *promote whore. Beware my power points !


written by 8756  | 1 year 9 months 1 week ago | CH
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Self promoting this video back to the front page; last published Tuesday, December 4th, 2007 6:05pm PST - promote requested by original submitter Bakalex.


written by siftbot  | 1 year 9 months 1 week ago | CH
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Fade : I'm risking banishment for that : http://www.videosift.com/video/Halle-Berry-speaking-in-German-is-so-weird

Hope it'll please you


written by 8756  | 1 year 9 months 1 week ago | CH
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lol hes talking to it and making cubes!


written by prisonpanda  | 1 year 9 months 1 week ago | CH
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