swordfish,jackman,coding,wtf Now, That's How to do Computer Programming !

Now, That's How to do Computer Programming !

posted by 8756

1 year 12 months ago • 2335 views

tags: swordfish, jackman, coding, wtf

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As a Computer Engineer, I've to say that, at work, I always do like Hugh in this scene from Swordfish. Standing next to 8x24' screens, typing alternatively on three or more keyboards and swearing at a neat 3D cube that represents ... eeeer ... a program ?

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Hehe.. yeah, it's as cute as the virtual hacking scenes in "Hackers". Hilarious, yet slightly painful to watch.

written by Constitutional_Patriot

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I know next to nothing about hacking or software engineering, but even I found this scene (along with most of the movie) preposterous.

written by CaptWillard

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movies.prototype = function(howToHack:Object) {
var writersKnowledgeOfHacking:Object = doResearch(viaTheInternet);
if( writersKnowledgeOfHacking == undefined ){
for (var i in howToHack) {
writersKnowledgeOfHacking [i]["makeShitUp"] = howToHack[i];
}
}
return howToHack;
};

written by blankfist

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Is this how VS programmers do?

written by ant

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LOL, reminds me of that old saying - how to look busy when your boss walks past at work...

"..if your boss if walking past your desk and you need to look busy, just pick up some papers from your drawer, and flip through them whilest swearing under your breath, then put them back in the drawer" LOL

_Hacking in movies, its always either a HAL10000 super computer with 9 monitors, and 3D displays, or a glorified ticker tape machine...

Dont forget, you can store your excel spreadsheets on your XBOX and access them by playing PoP...

written by Zonbie

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*nsfw for language

written by maatc

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This video has been flagged as being Not Suitable For Work - declared nsfw by maatc.

written by siftbot

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If it's not the scene where Hale Bop gets her tits out then it sucks.

written by Fade

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I came jumping out of the theater yelling, "Programming is cool! WAAAAAAAAHHH!!!" (that's a rocker wailing "Wah" if you didn't get that) after seeing this abomination.

Opening scene = Awesome!
Rest of the movie = Ass!
Halle Berry's breasts = Overrated, just like the rest of her, not to mention her acting. Don't even get me started on her $#@%ing Jinx character in Die Another Day! Yeah! SHE'S the one that you should consider giving a spin off movie to and NOT Michelle Yeoh! Oh, did Catwoman and X-Men open your eyes to how much she sucks? Screw you, Hollywood!

Sorry... Tangent.

written by Sketch

| 1 year 11 months 4 weeks ago | CH

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lawl @ fade

written by MarineGunrock

| 1 year 11 months ago | CH

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I'm a *promote whore. Beware my power points !

written by 8756

| 1 year 10 months ago | CH

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Self promoting this video back to the front page; last published Tuesday, December 4th, 2007 6:05pm PST - promote requested by original submitter Bakalex.

written by siftbot

| 1 year 10 months ago | CH

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Fade : I'm risking banishment for that : http://www.videosift.com/video/Halle-Berry-speaking-in-German-is-so-weird

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