General observations * first girl looked great in her dress. Not so much in the nude (horribly thin). * Parisians love scooters. * From the reactions of the onlookers - just another day in Paris. * Parisian women don't wear bras and or panties. * Streets of Paris are amazingly beautiful.
i wonder why they flipped the footage horizontally...
maybe so the woman ends on the streetcorner on the left, moving from left to right like a french novel, each woman a chapter. or maybe it's to call attention to the words on the censor bars, since the other words on street signs and restaurants are therefore backwards. perhaps it's a stylistic choice to maintain the mise en scene of the continuous shot, such that the film begins with the inversely reflected, and thus legible word "Brighton" in the rear window of the original car, indicating the intent of this simple music video is to brighten the day of the viewer.
Where babies can find the nearest exit, and where they can get their first meal.
A couple of points though:
1. Any babies capable of watching videos and reading are pretty much au fait with the ways of the world.
2. The French for baby is bébé, and I can't help but feel that by teaching them English from the word go, this is contributing to the gradual bastardisation of French. Also the other messages on the breasts are a little confusing.
In summary, I think it's a nice concept and a lot of effort has gone into it. Probably only a 3 out of 10 though unfortunately. I think if the director were to go into making music videos he could do nicely.
I quite like imagining it as a music video though. It would probably score higher as a music vid. Anyone else see it like that?
All of them were lacking in the face.. But that's France I guess.
All of them had nice bodies (except the anorexic one).
All in all, Obama needs to sign naked girls walking down the street into US law.
Edit - Actually, nevermind. Too many fatties in the USA. Even if the law stipulated that you had to be a hottie, too many of these fatties actually think they look good.
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The anorexic form of the first girl made her look extremely ugly. We live in a sad, sad world. And no, this is not to meant encourage girls to get chubby, just don't be anorectic
Listen to all these high standard having motherfuckers on here! "That first girl was waaay too thin for my indignant web-nerd taste." Whatever! I suppose you're all dating Beyonce.
Did it seem at all odd that these chickies were strutting at a pretty fast clip? It almost seemed unnaturally fast for a walk. I thought at first they had sped the film up a bit.
The scary part is the camera adds 15 lbs, allegedly. The continuous shot was a nice touch and having been chosen, required some haste in filming. Thus, the girls must walk at a pace which convinces the viewer of the authenticity, real or not.
And as long as we all seem to be throwing it out there, I choose 2.
An attempt to translate the lyrics. Forgive my english. ps: Yes, it happens every day in France :-) baby baby baby .....
first girl
je veux des plans sur la commode (I want "plans" on the cupboard)
(understand she wants to have sex on the cupboard, play word in french with "plans sur la comète" which designate designs (dark or not) relying on unrealistics assumptions)
j'veux Tellier sur mon ipod (I want Tellier on my ipod) Sorry I don't know who is Tellier
je veux l'amex black de ta mere I want your mother's Amex (card) je veux la voiture de ton pere (I want your father's car)
j'veux sortir avec tes potes (I want to date your pals) j'mettrais ma plus belle culotte (I will wear my hottest panties)
j'veux une session un peu hot (I want a session somewhat hot) j'veux bien qu'tu r'gardes mais pas qu'tu p'lote (I want you to look, but not touch) or you may look but not touch
baby baby baby ....
2nd girl
j'veux etre dans l'top de justice I want to be in the justice top (I don't get the meaning of this phrase, maybe just for the rhyme)
la main d' Gaspar sur ma cuisse Gaspar's hand on my thigh
je veux compter même sans les doigts I want to count, not only with my fingers
je veux les tiens au bon endroit I want yours (fingers) on the right spot
je veux pas prendre les escaliers I don't want to climb the stairways
tien c'est parfait, tu vas m'porter well that's fine you are going to carry me
je veux que moi sur les photos I want to see only me on the pictures (photos)
et j'veux poser pour Saint Lau And I want to pose for Saint Lau (Yves Saint Laurent)
je veux des enfants surdoués I want gifted children et j'veux qu'mon chien soit diplomé I want my dog to be qualified (graduated)
je veux ta tête sur un plateau I want you head on a tray and I want my by Denisot (a well known talkshow presenter in France)
3dr girl je veux pas d' cake, j'veux de la coke I dont' want cake I want coke (scrambled) I don't want Kate I want Ethan Hawk
je veux sauter d'une grande échelle I want to jump from a big ladder and you have to cope with the rainbow
je veux des glaces choco vanille I want chocolate/vanilla ice creams je veux tes boules à la myrtille I want your balls with blueberries
je veux danser comme Vanessa I want to dance like Vanessa j'veux voir son mec à Ibiza I want to see her guy in Ibiza
je veux dormir quand tu te réveilles I want to sleep when you wake up et j'veux l'même T-shirt que Yelle I want the same T-shirt as Yelle's
j'veux rentrer dans tous mes Jeans I want to fit in all my Jeans et j'veux qu'tu rentres avec ta prime and I want your "prime" (your bonus) to fit in as well
j'veux des glacons dans mon verre I want ice cubes in my glass faire une souflette à ta grand-mère soufflette: no idea how you would translate this (when smoking cannabis, you exchange the smoke)
j'ai vu ton ex, tu sais la sotte I have seen your ex (former girl friend) you know the moron dis lui qu'j'ai retrouvé ses bottes Tell her I have found her boots
j'veux pas noyau dans ma cerise I don't want no stone in my cherry j'veux qu'tu redresse la tour de Pise I want you to straighten up the tower of Pisa (leaning tower of Pisa, here obviously something else)
j'veux jouir dans une 2 chevauxx I want to come in a "Deux chevaux" (an old french car) et je vais l'faire derrière ton dos And I will do it in your back (with somebody else)
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* first girl looked great in her dress. Not so much in the nude (horribly thin).
* Parisians love scooters.
* From the reactions of the onlookers - just another day in Paris.
* Parisian women don't wear bras and or panties.
* Streets of Paris are amazingly beautiful.
What's "pannies"?
According to french connoisseurs, the Perfect Breast will fit entirely in a champagne glass.
Petite != anorexic.
Ok... I'm going a little off topic I know... but I really dig that song
There was a song?
>> ^K0MMIE:
She needs to eat a sammich
Really, no further discussion is required on this matter.
maybe so the woman ends on the streetcorner on the left, moving from left to right like a french novel, each woman a chapter. or maybe it's to call attention to the words on the censor bars, since the other words on street signs and restaurants are therefore backwards. perhaps it's a stylistic choice to maintain the mise en scene of the continuous shot, such that the film begins with the inversely reflected, and thus legible word "Brighton" in the rear window of the original car, indicating the intent of this simple music video is to brighten the day of the viewer.
yes, that must be all true.
According to french connoisseurs, the Perfect Breast will fit entirely in a champagne glass.
That would be a very strange breast indeed. I think you mean a Chardonnay glass.
Personally, I think the perfect breast would fill a Merlot glass, but I'll take a perfect breast however it's served.
Others were hot!
i wonder why they flipped the footage horizontally...
Looks I wasn't the only one that noticed that.
*promote
Where babies can find the nearest exit, and where they can get their first meal.
A couple of points though:
1. Any babies capable of watching videos and reading are pretty much au fait with the ways of the world.
2. The French for baby is bébé, and I can't help but feel that by teaching them English from the word go, this is contributing to the gradual bastardisation of French. Also the other messages on the breasts are a little confusing.
In summary, I think it's a nice concept and a lot of effort has gone into it. Probably only a 3 out of 10 though unfortunately.
I think if the director were to go into making music videos he could do nicely.
I quite like imagining it as a music video though. It would probably score higher as a music vid. Anyone else see it like that?
All of them were lacking in the face.. But that's France I guess.
All of them had nice bodies (except the anorexic one).
All in all, Obama needs to sign naked girls walking down the street into US law.
Edit - Actually, nevermind. Too many fatties in the USA. Even if the law stipulated that you had to be a hottie, too many of these fatties actually think they look good.
NSFW tag on this dumb. Puritans all of you.
It´s not about the nudity.
I heard somewhere that watching a video with censorship bars that have text on them can get you fired in the US...
http://www.nude-in-public.com/public_nudity.html (very NSFW)
Actually, nudity isn't a big deal in France. Casual nudity is common in French TV, cinema and on the beach.
Dystopian, no offense, but you can take off your Capt. Obvious cap now. I think that was kind of the point of this video.
And as long as we all seem to be throwing it out there, I choose 2.
ps: Yes, it happens every day in France :-)
baby baby baby .....
first girl
je veux des plans sur la commode
(I want "plans" on the cupboard)
(understand she wants to have sex on the cupboard, play word in french with "plans sur la comète" which designate designs (dark or not) relying on unrealistics assumptions)
j'veux Tellier sur mon ipod
(I want Tellier on my ipod)
Sorry I don't know who is Tellier
je veux l'amex black de ta mere
I want your mother's Amex (card)
je veux la voiture de ton pere
(I want your father's car)
j'veux sortir avec tes potes
(I want to date your pals)
j'mettrais ma plus belle culotte
(I will wear my hottest panties)
j'veux une session un peu hot
(I want a session somewhat hot)
j'veux bien qu'tu r'gardes mais pas qu'tu p'lote
(I want you to look, but not touch) or
you may look but not touch
baby baby baby ....
2nd girl
j'veux etre dans l'top de justice
I want to be in the justice top (I don't get the meaning of this phrase, maybe just for the rhyme)
la main d' Gaspar sur ma cuisse
Gaspar's hand on my thigh
je veux compter même sans les doigts
I want to count, not only with my fingers
je veux les tiens au bon endroit
I want yours (fingers) on the right spot
je veux pas prendre les escaliers
I don't want to climb the stairways
tien c'est parfait, tu vas m'porter
well that's fine you are going to carry me
je veux que moi sur les photos
I want to see only me on the pictures (photos)
et j'veux poser pour Saint Lau
And I want to pose for Saint Lau (Yves Saint Laurent)
je veux des enfants surdoués
I want gifted children
et j'veux qu'mon chien soit diplomé
I want my dog to be qualified (graduated)
je veux ta tête sur un plateau
I want you head on a tray
and I want my by Denisot (a well known talkshow presenter in France)
3dr girl
je veux pas d' cake, j'veux de la coke
I dont' want cake I want coke (scrambled)
I don't want Kate I want Ethan Hawk
je veux sauter d'une grande échelle
I want to jump from a big ladder
and you have to cope with the rainbow
je veux des glaces choco vanille
I want chocolate/vanilla ice creams
je veux tes boules à la myrtille
I want your balls with blueberries
je veux danser comme Vanessa
I want to dance like Vanessa
j'veux voir son mec à Ibiza
I want to see her guy in Ibiza
je veux dormir quand tu te réveilles
I want to sleep when you wake up
et j'veux l'même T-shirt que Yelle
I want the same T-shirt as Yelle's
j'veux rentrer dans tous mes Jeans
I want to fit in all my Jeans
et j'veux qu'tu rentres avec ta prime
and I want your "prime" (your bonus) to fit in as well
j'veux des glacons dans mon verre
I want ice cubes in my glass
faire une souflette à ta grand-mère
soufflette: no idea how you would translate this (when smoking cannabis, you exchange the smoke)
j'ai vu ton ex, tu sais la sotte
I have seen your ex (former girl friend) you know the moron
dis lui qu'j'ai retrouvé ses bottes
Tell her I have found her boots
j'veux pas noyau dans ma cerise
I don't want no stone in my cherry
j'veux qu'tu redresse la tour de Pise
I want you to straighten up the tower of Pisa (leaning tower of Pisa, here obviously something else)
j'veux jouir dans une 2 chevauxx
I want to come in a "Deux chevaux" (an old french car)
et je vais l'faire derrière ton dos
And I will do it in your back (with somebody else)
baby baby baby
The people going about their business are locals. The people stopping and staring are tourists.
ps. Whatever: Could not "je veux etre dans le top de justice" be slang for her wishing to be in the Supreme Court?
I hate being reminded my processor isn't fast enough for HD video.
If by "processor" you mean "penis" and by "fast enough for HD video" you mean "big enough for satisfying sex" then I hate being reminded that, too.
j'veux Tellier sur mon ipod
(I want Tellier on my ipod)
Sorry I don't know who is Tellier
I think this might refer to Sébastien Tellier
j'veux etre dans l'top de justice
I want to be in the justice top (I don't get the meaning of this phrase, maybe just for the rhyme)
Possible referral to french electronic music group Justice?
(as in "top of their playlist" or even "on top of them" referring to sex?
It makes perfect sense!