Your description alone is worth an upvote.

I never wanted one, but that stupid song is scarred into my gray matter for the rest of my life. As soon as I read the post's title I started hearing it playing in my head.

Pop quiz: Anyone else remember the version for girls?



Answer: It used the same music, but was called Kid Sister.

^oddly enough, after my mother spanked the gay out of me, she proceeded to purchase one of these "kid sisters" for me and made me cook and clean for it while telling me that "...a man must know his real place in the world..."

I miss my mother and the smell of her feet after I pulled off her work boots and was forced to file her corns.

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^oddly enough, after my mother spanked the gay out of me, she proceeded to purchase one of these "kid sisters" for me and made me cook and clean for it while telling me that "...a man must know his real place in the world..."
I miss my mother and the smell of her feet after I pulled off her work boots and was forced to file her corns.

So many of my questions about you were answered in that admission.

Didn't the Chucky movies pretty much ruin this doll?

Am I the only one that had nightmares about this commercial/song?

Scary memories from my past...resurfaced. Courtesy of the sift.

Yeah I had nightmares too about My Buddy. The thing creeped me out. Course when the one at my friends house kept telling me to kill him I decided I never wanted one. It's much safer to listen to my dog, he's invisible and tells me how to cover up the evidence.