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Monty Python - Never Be Rude To an Arab

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Live at the Hollywood Bowl, epic event from 1982 from seasoned masters of irreverent comedy. Fast-forward 27 years children-Those who fancy themselves progressive, sensitive, and politically correct, would add convenient labels ("hate speech" "bigotry")because of course, it's much more convenient to avoid a topic altogether with a mind conditioned to react to certain words, regardless of the context, than to respond with a thoughtful, intelligent observation.

The same children see no harm in the comedy of Trey Parker and Matt Stone, use expletives online in their editorials and opinions regardless of the mores they adhere to that keep them from coloring a conversation at their job or in public with the same, and are the first to cry foul when a complete stranger's so-called "rights", civil or otherwise, are violated.

What to do with a world full of spineless pussies, hmmm?

Teach them Chinese?
The world today seems absolutely crackers,
With nuclear bombs to blow us all sky high.
There's fools and idiots sitting on the trigger.
It's depressing and it's senseless, and that's why...
I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
They only come up to your knees,
Yet they're always friendly, and they're ready to please.

I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
There's nine hundred million of them in the world today.
You'd better learn to like them; that's what I say.

I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
They come from a long way overseas,
But they're cute and they're cuddly, and they're ready to please.

I like Chinese food.
The waiters never are rude.
Think of the many things they've done to impress.
There's Maoism, Taoism, I Ching, and Chess.

So I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
I like their tiny little trees,
Their Zen, their ping-pong, their yin, and yang-ese.

I like Chinese thought,
The wisdom that Confucious taught.
If Darwin is anything to shout about,
The Chinese will survive us all without any doubt.

So, I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
They only come up to your knees,
Yet they're wise and they're witty, and they're ready to please.

All together.

[verse in Chinese]
Wo ai zhongguo ren. (I like Chinese.)
Wo ai zhongguo ren. (I like Chinese.)
Wo ai zhongguo ren. (I like Chinese.)
Ni hao ma; ni hao ma; ni hao ma; zaijien! (How are you; how are you; how are you; goodbye!)

I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
Their food is guaranteed to please,
A fourteen, a seven, a nine, and lychees.

I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
I like their tiny little trees,
Their Zen, their ping-pong, their yin, and yang-ese.

I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
They only come up to your knees...


written by sallyjune  | 5 months 1 week ago | CH
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Tags for this video have been changed from 'terry jones, racism, jews, spik, wop, kraut, song' to 'terry jones, racism, jews, spik, wop, kraut, song, live at the hollywood bowl' - edited by kronosposeidon


written by siftbot  | 5 months 1 week ago | CH
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Oh man, I had forgotten about this one! I did a spit take after he dropped the N-bomb. Dropping the N-bomb in most English-speaking countries is very much *nsfw, BTW. Unless you're black. Selling chronic with Dr. Dre.


written by kronosposeidon  | 5 months 1 week ago | CH
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This video has been flagged as being Not Suitable For Work - declared nsfw by kronosposeidon.


written by siftbot  | 5 months 1 week ago | CH
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"N" bomb, "n" word, please: simply refer to it as saying the word "nigger", and watch your poser friends bereft of knowledge of semantics and full of themselves, blush. Unless they are black, then it's harder to tell.

The only time the word is used with any effect is usually when spoken to deride someone else, to agree with someone else or otherwise engage in accepted, colloquial social banter, or to shock imbeciles out of their self-righteous foxhole. Its a word, in the lexicon, use it wisely or have your ass kicked.


written by sallyjune  | 5 months 1 week ago | CH
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But niggers say that white people are almost never allowed to use the n-word!


written by ajkido  | 5 months 1 week ago | CH
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>> ^ajkido:
But niggers say that white people are almost never allowed to use the n-word!


You are not welcome here.

I would ban you myself.


written by rougy  | 5 months 1 week ago | CH
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>> ^ajkido:
But niggers say that white people are almost never allowed to use the n-word!


I appreciate the irony. I think we all should.


written by blankfist  | 5 months 1 week ago | CH
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Sorry. Fixed it.

>> ^ajkido:
But niggers say that crackers are almost never allowed to use the n-word!



written by ajkido  | 4 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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