Meet Egypts Strongest Man
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Stumble ThisFYI: Strength comes from the spine. Drinking melted butter would kill a normal man, but it only makes him stronger.
Reporter: This is the "Incredible Hulk" or the Samson of our times. He got married 28 times and has fathered 35 sons and daughters. Medical tests have proven that his strength equals 260 horsepower. He can bend a metal coin with his eye socket or his tongue. Then he breaks it in two with his bare hands. Sayyed Muhammad Ahmad Abdallah is a gifted man.
Reporter: This is the "Incredible Hulk" or the Samson of our times. He got married 28 times and has fathered 35 sons and daughters. Medical tests have proven that his strength equals 260 horsepower. He can bend a metal coin with his eye socket or his tongue. Then he breaks it in two with his bare hands. Sayyed Muhammad Ahmad Abdallah is a gifted man.
They all got that strong dark eyebrows thing goin on, and have this dark-yet-fair-skinned complexion
Also, I find this hard to believe. This might just be an Egyptian's answer to Maury or Ricky Lake, with fake 'real people'.
#1: It doesn't take 300 (or whatever he said) men to pull a carriage that one horse can pull.
#2: If you're going to claim that you have the ability to lift trucks, you had better show some fucking evidence and not just say "I can't because I might hurt someone." That's like saying "Oh, I know kung-fu, but I just can't do it in these pants."
And besides, he said they tested his horsepower by taking samples of spinal fluid. How the fuck would that demonstrate how much power you're able to put out?
Yeah, seriously.
#1: It doesn't take 300 (or whatever he said) men to pull a carriage that one horse can pull.
According to Wikipedia, an average human can produce 0.1 horsepower indefinitely. By that calculation, it would take 10 men to produce 1 horsepower, or 2600 men to produce power equal to his, OR 8400 men to produce power equal to that of his dad (who, by the way, could definitely beat up all of our dads... combined).
He probably has the strength of like, 1.
Is he saying he has 4 wifes... a DAY? I mean, seriously. If he could suddenly have a burst of strength while picking up a truck, could he not have that same burst while plowing his wives? Split them in two? Pelvic thrust them through the wall?
Yes, I did just try to bring logic to the table of an obvious scam artist.
Looks more like to me a fat loafer who thinks the world of himself, Allah be praised.
I bet "the strongest man" couldn't run a full mile before having a heart attack.
This show's got to be fake. Or a televised equivalent of a tabloid paper like the enquirer. Batboy found in cave! Drinking lard gives man strength!
"If I tried to shake your hand, I would crush it."
"I produce 260 hp, normal people can't do 1.. sorry"
and best one "I have sex 15 times.. a day!"
Sort of Tenacious D style "I can play so fast... peoples heads explode!!" Was waiting for JB to jump forth and start doing cock pushups.
Was waiting for JB to jump forth and start doing cock pushups.
Sorry, you can only do one cock push-up.
did anybody count the allahs?
There's only one Allah. Weren't you paying attention?
Now, not to get all pro-violence here, but I think someone needs to beat this guy's ass and send him off to work.
1) He cannot shake hands for fear he will break every bone in someone's hand, yet he has sex with four separate women and somehow he can control his strength then.
2) Bending and tearing pennies don't cut it, because as we've learned from James Randi those things can be rigged.
3) There's supposedly "scientific proof" of his strength, yet where is it? He refuses to demonstrate it because he's afraid he'll get angry and tear everything up around him? Bullocks.
What a sham.
15 times a day? He must come Allah over the place.
Hah! That's a good one.
I'm curious, how do Christians feel when they watch a video like this? They see people in other parts of the world bringing up Allah in everyday conversation like "OF COURSE Allah is the one true god and Mohammed was his messenger!" They must be amazed how in some countries in the area, 99% of people could be fooled like this.
Do Christians just shrug it off and go to church the next day and say "OF COURSE our god is the one true god and Jesus was his messenger!" ?
I wonder how American atheists feel when they watch this, then turn around and accuse the US govt of being a "theocracy". They even get to keep their heads attached to their necks while criticizing ALL religion.
BTW, that didn't make any sense.
>> ^quantumushroom:
I wonder how American atheists feel when they watch this, then turn around and accuse the US govt of being a "theocracy". They even get to keep their heads attached to their necks while criticizing ALL religion.
BTW, that didn't make any sense.
I think what he's getting at is: America(and other countries) has the luxury or being able to criticize any religion with little consequence. But in some countries, criticizing you're country's religion can lead to your execution.
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>> ^quantumushroom:
I wonder how American atheists feel when they watch this, then turn around and accuse the US govt of being a "theocracy". They even get to keep their heads attached to their necks while criticizing ALL religion.
BTW, that didn't make any sense.
I think what he's getting at is: America(and other countries) has the luxury or being able to criticize any religion with little consequence. But in some countries, criticizing you're country's religion can lead to your execution.
Well yeah, but it's nonsense:
1. Not all theocracies chop people's heads off for criticizing religion.
2. People can still criticize a government that is fusing with religion, even if it is not an official theocracy.
3. People can still criticize a government that is fusing with religion, even if they don't chop people's heads off for criticizing religion.
4. People can still criticize a government, even if you've heard of a government that's worse.
*lies *comedy
Anyone who has lived in the Middle East will tell you that Arabs use the phrase inshallah and alhamdullah alot, the first means god willing and the second means praise be to god. But its not really a religious thing as people use those phrases even if they are non practicing muslims.
Adding video to channels (Comedy, Lies) - requested by Farhad2000.
1. That Eternium shirt is just bulging to contain his pure power (check out the Khorium buttons, stretched to the max).
2. His head is so busting with awesome awesomeness that his comb-over is just no match for the dome of exceptionality.
3. Egypt, fuck yeah!