McCain shows geographical ignorance

McCain believes Iraq borders Pakistan, fails to mention that there is an entire country (Iran) between the two.
lucky760says...

No, you guys misunderstand. The "border" he's referring to between Iraq and Pakistan is Iran. It's just one really, really thick border that separates the two adjacent nations.

That guy could be our president. That fills me with real *fear.

honkeytonk73says...

According to trailer park geography.. and 95% of fundamentalist Christian home schoolers...he is 100% correct. Afghanistan DOES border Iraq.

You see.. 'heaven' connects to absolutely everything in the universe via an inter-dimensional border on a quantum scale. As a result, Iraq and Afghanistan border each other directly within the bounds of 'heaven', so thus they do actually border each other.

However, as we and they know. The pearly gate entrances for those regions are near empty. Zero lines. Zero wait. All the more reason to REPENT IN THE NAME OF JEEEEEEEZUS! You'll GUARRRANTEEE!! YERSELF a QUICK and SPEEDY crossing. But only through a limited time offer! Plus.. you can win a free Playstation by signing up to Zealots R Us discount card program. Earn back 10% in credits towards you NEXT trip to the cloudtops. Those with BAD credit (as in evil vs good deeds) receive an automatic 5% bonus to their 'good points' when cashing in their life's points savings.

Donate 50% of your cash to the jerk's ministries, and you are practically guaranteed entrance into heaven.. even if you were a borderline-repentant-child modelesting asshole.

Though.. it is suggested that if you are a child molester. Become a Catholic. It is much easier to poke little Johnny, lube yourself up with a load of astroglide, and SLIDE right into heaven zero questions asked.

Catholic priests are by default promised 27 young boy-virgins upon entering heaven, plus an executive seat in the heavenly NAMBLA chapter. On the corner of dickinson and main streets in the upper pink cloud quarter.

bareboardssays...

This is just silly. He misspoke. He obviously meant to say Afghanistan.I'm not a fan of Republicans but I AM sick to death of the niggling that goes on over little things. Pecked to death by ducks. Anyone in the public eye is just pecked to death by ducks.

my15minutessays...

^ potentially, he misspoke, sure. and i appreciate healthy skepticism.
but i see no reason for an assurance that "He obviously meant to say Afghanistan."

especially since the very next thing he does is re-mention Pakistan, and correctly this time, regarding Obama's campaign remark.

granted, this isn't a page one issue either way, but if you're running for President?
you're asking for the ducks. get 'em lined up.

bareboardssays...

Well, the whole conversation was about Afghanistan. Suddenly he brings up Iraq?

I went back and listened to it again. Why did he even bring up Pakistan when the conversation was about Afghanistan? He was doing his own Pecking to Death By Ducks over a comment Obama made and he was trying to work it into the conversation.

I'll bet dollars to donuts that this is a rehearsed bit. Topic is Afghanistan? Bring up Pakistan (the country next to Afghanistan, don't you know) and attack Obama.

He blew his line, is what he did.

I'm going to stick to my original premise. Let's stop demanding absolute perfection from everyone in the public eye. I mean, really. These people live with microphones stuck in their face for hours a day. They don't eat well. They're tired. I EXPECT them to make a mistake once in a while. They are human. There is something seriously wrong with public debate when only perfection is allowed.

What is important is to look at the whole. George W also misspeaks. But he misspeaks A LOT. The man is not an orator, is not a statesman, has no natural dignity. I think it is appropriate to hold up his legions of mistakes as a pattern. How the heck anyone ever voted for that man as the Leader of the Free World is a complete mystery to me.

And it is this Pecking by Ducks nonsense that creates automaton politicians. Terrified to make ANY MISTAKE AT ALL, they speak carefully and rehearse and rehearse and rehearse until all the humanity is leached from them. And then they get criticized for that. Gore. Kerry. Clinton.

I am very impressed by Obama, for a number of reasons. One thing in particular -- he has figured out how to stay human and accessible and dignified in such an intense environment. To me, this speaks of a great and quick intelligence. It ain't easy. Who has succeeded at it?

I know that I am a lone voice in the wilderness. The mass snarkiness of the comments on every website proves that, I believe. I'm going to hang in there, though, and say things once in awhile in defense of the basic humanness that binds us all.

Real criticism on real topics, not Pecking. Please.

Tymbrwulfsays...

>> ^bareboards:
This is just silly. He misspoke. He obviously meant to say Afghanistan.I'm not a fan of Republicans but I AM sick to death of the niggling that goes on over little things. Pecked to death by ducks. Anyone in the public eye is just pecked to death by ducks.


Even if he "obviously meant to say Afghanistan"... Afghanistan doesn't border Iraq either.... Unless you meant saying Iraq Instead of Afghanistan. But those two words are pretty far from each other.

8369says...

>> ^bareboards:
I'm not a fan of Republicans but I AM sick to death of the niggling that goes on over little things.


I agree with you. Honestly, i do believe that we as a society love to jump on the slightest miscue and beat it to death. However, where McCain is concerned... niggle on videosift, niggle on.

8369says...

>> ^Tymbrwulf:

Even if he "obviously meant to say Afghanistan"... Afghanistan doesn't border Iraq either.... Unless you meant saying Iraq Instead of Afghanistan. But those two words are pretty far from each other.


McCain meant to say Afghanistan and Pakistan, when talking about problems in Afghanistan... he misspoke when saying Iraq.

bareboardssays...

Whoa, my15minutes. That indeed is a terrific posting. Thank you.

Now how do we make everyone watch this clip at least once a week until they "get it"?

Man. I never thought I would agree with an entire Newt Gingrich speech. Will wonders never cease.

9678says...

>> ^bareboards:
This is just silly. He misspoke. He obviously meant to say Afghanistan.I'm not a fan of Republicans but I AM sick to death of the niggling that goes on over little things.


Agreed. I'm no fan of McCain, but it certainly doesn't surprise me this clip made the top 15 on VideoSift.

Paybacksays...

>> ^bareboards:
This is just silly. He misspoke. He obviously meant to say Afghanistan.I'm not a fan of Republicans but I AM sick to death of the niggling that goes on over little things. Pecked to death by ducks. Anyone in the public eye is just pecked to death by ducks.


As someone attempting to become the Most Powerful Man on the Planet, he shouldn't be mis-speaking anything. After all, look how well-loved the last mis-speaker is.

bcglorfsays...

>> ^bareboards:
Well, the whole conversation was about Afghanistan. Suddenly he brings up Iraq?
I went back and listened to it again. Why did he even bring up Pakistan when the conversation was about Afghanistan? He was doing his own Pecking to Death By Ducks over a comment Obama made and he was trying to work it into the conversation.


Why bring up Pakistan when talking about Afghanistan? And your gonna have the balls to say McCain is ignorant of borders and not just mis speaking Iraq for Afghanistan?

For your benefit, the biggest problem fighting the Taliban in Afghanistan right now is that they are staging their attacks from training camps in the tribal region of Pakistan just over the Afghanistan border. Were it not for those bases in Pakistan, the resistance in Afghanistan wouldn't have a fraction of the strength left that it does.

Another indication McCain probably misspoke would be that he has visited Afghanistan and Iraq previously and there is a good chance he's looked at maps of the region, you know, with the wars and the traveling and all.

choggiesays...

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10148says...

>> ^tagomi77:
>> ^Tymbrwulf:
Even if he "obviously meant to say Afghanistan"... Afghanistan doesn't border Iraq either.... Unless you meant saying Iraq Instead of Afghanistan. But those two words are pretty far from each other.

McCain meant to say Afghanistan and Pakistan, when talking about problems in Afghanistan... he misspoke when saying Iraq.


What? He was making a point of mentioning how dire the situation is in Iraq whereas Afghanistan isn't so dire which is where Obama wants troops. In doing so he mentions the assumingly Afghanistan (for which he said Iraq) and Pakistan border, therefore supporting Obama's argument, which can't be so. Can it?
If so what a moron. If not than what is he talking about? The Iraq Iran border maybe?
This shows his complete lack of knowledge regarding the situation, for which he should know. This should hurt him harder than it has.

MINKsays...

i also think that wannabe presidents should know a little geography in areas they are trying to gain bombing power over.

he wants to be PRE SI DENT.

have people's standards slipped so low?

11807says...

>> ^bareboards:
This is just silly. He misspoke. He obviously meant to say Afghanistan.I'm not a fan of Republicans but I AM sick to death of the niggling that goes on over little things. Pecked to death by ducks. Anyone in the public eye is just pecked to death by ducks.


If you ask me, anyone who deserves to be "pecked to death" would be one who wants to lead a country.

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