Masturbating with Food Can Kill You... Just Sayin'
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minemy friend.Fake! Because that would mean a pin prick to the vagina could also be fatal. And that's never happened to any girlfriend of
minemy friend.It's okay, we all know you're still bigger then
blankfistYour friend.Also, if it's a cut to her vaginal walls, wouldn't someone walk in to see her laying there..dead..carrot still somehwhat....wedged?
Also, you still use a fucking condom. Its a goddamn carrot for fucks sake. Looking to get an infection?
Also, you still use a fucking condom. Its a goddamn carrot for fucks sake. Looking to get an infection?
Little known fact - Carrots carry the herpes virus
ps. masturbating spelled wrong in the title.
I said, "You mean you won't put a carrot in there anymore."
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This video answers the age-old question: If masturbating makes you go blind and carrots improve eyesight then what happens when you masturbate with a carrot?