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Dude Mocks Cops, Chants 2 God, gets Tazed, and Escapes

posted by nomino 6 months ago • 6200 views
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EDIT: I MIGHT BE DRUNK AT THE MOMENT BUT I THINK THIS IS THE BEST VIDEO I'VE EVER SIFTED

This clip has all the makings of the greatest sift ever.

edit: removed the WoW reference in title. that's how it was titles on reddit.

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Good video. I'm curious aobut your opinion in the morning... when you're not drunk


written by MikesHL13  | 6 months ago | CH
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>> ^MikesHL13:
Good video. I'm curious aobut your opinion in the morning... when you're not drunk


^I'm sober now. Watched it again. Still amazing. Will still report in the morning when vision is blurry.

EDIT: when vision ISN'T blurry


written by nomino  | 6 months ago | CH
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Wow, look at him go after that taser...


written by demon_ix  | 6 months ago | CH
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lmfao! fucking awesome. i'm glad he got away.


written by EndAll  | 6 months ago | CH
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Why did you put "WoW nerd" in the title? I didn't catch any references that weren't religious.


written by rychan  | 6 months ago | CH
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I have boots of escaping! I have boots of escaping!


written by Zonbie  | 6 months ago | CH
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What prompted the cops to want to arrest him?
Don't the police need to have cause for arrest?
(Arrest for resisting arrest doesn't add up for me.)

"What is the charge?"
"It doesn't matter."

Yes, officer, it does.


written by notarobot  | 6 months ago | CH
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This takes performance poetry to the next level.


written by Deano  | 6 months ago | CH
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I don't really know anything about this, but it seems like if he has a warrant out for his arrest then he's to be arrested regardless. I think by saying "It doesn't matter" he means that he didn't read what for, the cop just saw that there is a warrant for this guy. I don't know what pops up on those little Cop Computers in the car but it might not be all the information, or the cop might have grazed over it.

[Edit] Also "Illegally Tazering Me!" I didn't know there was such a thing, especially if you're resisting arrest.


written by Yogi  | 6 months ago | CH
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>> ^notarobot:
What prompted the cops to want to arrest him?
Don't the police need to have cause for arrest?
(Arrest for resisting arrest doesn't add up for me.)

"What is the charge?"
"It doesn't matter."

Yes, officer, it does.


The cops said that there was a warrant for his arrest. That's reason enough. It may have been a case of mistaken identity. Or not.


written by rychan  | 6 months ago | CH
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YAY!


written by dystopianfuturetoday  | 6 months ago | CH
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oh my GOD! I'm so happy this man exists. I can't wait to get chased by someone so I can proclaim, "I am defending myself, in favor of that."


written by transporter  | 6 months ago | CH
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agree with Deano that this is performance poetry - and awesome. I'll take this over the next def poetry jam any day.


written by dag  | 6 months ago | CH
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>> ^rychan:
Why did you put "WoW nerd" in the title? I didn't catch any references that weren't religious.


There's some weird stuff right at the beginning where he's talking about how it costs $15 to change his name. I think in the OP drunken state, he might have equated that to the name-change charge in WoW, though I suppose there might be a similar fee in real life if one tries to change one's name legally.

As for the video, I'm amazed the guy gets away after the taze, cop must have not connected.


written by ponceleon  | 6 months ago | CH
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Well he didnt get away did he.

The wife was right there, just take her details, and number plate and cluster fuck him later.




written by Raaagh  | 6 months ago | CH
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It looks like the cop missed him with the tazer, as you can see hits on the ground when the cop is trying to shoot him. If he had been tazered, I wouldn't think he'd be able to recover so quickly; he doesn't seem to have any physical reaction.

It's nice to see cops not be douchebags, in my area no less, but one of them seems to need practice with his aim.


written by Xax  | 6 months ago | CH
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BTW the prayers clearly worked. I'm converted.


written by Deano  | 6 months ago | CH
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I'm impressed they didn't try to take the camera or some such foolishness. They really just have to say they have a warrant? Don't have to tell you what it's for? Sounds like bovine feces...but I don't know the law.


written by dirtythirtyix  | 6 months ago | CH
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ahahhaha look at him run


written by yourhydra  | 6 months ago | CH
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>> ^rychan:
Why did you put "WoW nerd" in the title? I didn't catch any references that weren't religious.


Yeah, I'm trying to figure that out myself. What makes this guy a "WoW Nerd"?


written by Duckman33  | 6 months ago | CH
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Wow, he must be like level 70.


written by honkeytonk73  | 6 months ago | CH
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What a kooky Libertarian. This is how we all are.


written by blankfist  | 6 months ago | CH
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Amazing. Amazing!


written by rosekat  | 6 months ago | CH
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Dude his voice sounds really familiar, like ive heard him on my vent server before.....


written by arekin  | 6 months ago | CH
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it was me,
cuz you can never catch the gingerbread man!


written by enoch  | 6 months ago | CH
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They should have known better than to recharge his shields.


written by Psychologic  | 6 months ago | CH
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This is one of the few times I feel kinda bad for the po-po. They are gonna catch shit for this FOREVER.


written by eric3579  | 6 months ago | CH
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According to the rule of law in the USA (as far as I understand), an officer of the law, must state the exact warrent(s) the suspect is being arrested for, at the time, of the arresting. Simply saying "there's a warrent for your arrest" is not enough. "There's a warrent for your arrest, for failing to meet with your parole officer" *IS* legitimate.

That little technicallity will cost the the officers all sorts of flak. Didnt get the WoW refrence from what the guy said.


written by Nithern  | 6 months ago | CH
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Those cops are outright embarrassing. They seriously need to watch this. They were struggling WAYY to hard against him when there were MUCH simpler, easier techniques they could have applied to get this guy to submit.

A Taser only works if both probes hit. If one missed, which is likely what happened, then it won't really do anything. They're too close to him for that to work anyway, and risked back-shocking themselves.

And Drunken/Disorderly would be a start for this guy's rap sheet even if he doesn't have an outstanding warrant.


written by kagenin  | 6 months ago | CH
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In the very first line of the video, the cop mentions that there is a warrant out for the man's arrest. It does seem strange that the officers don't know the exact charge, but they are in the midst of a struggle. If they just found out about the warrant and it was an obscure charge or something, it could be possible that the officers lost track of exactly what the charge was in the struggle.


written by omnistegan  | 6 months ago | CH
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That guy was high on something, you don't just get up and run at full speed after getting tazed.

Officers don't need reason to arrest you on warrents, they just know you have a warrent they don't give exact reason. Most of them simply state persons name and known locations in area. The officers can get more info on it if they choose.

Only warrents i've seen that list charges are for felony.


written by Dranzerk  | 6 months ago | CH
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>> ^kagenin:
Those cops are outright embarrassing. They seriously need to watch this. They were struggling WAYY to hard against him when there were MUCH simpler, easier techniques they could have applied to get this guy to submit.

A Taser only works if both probes hit. If one missed, which is likely what happened, then it won't really do anything. They're too close to him for that to work anyway, and risked back-shocking themselves.

And Drunken/Disorderly would be a start for this guy's rap sheet even if he doesn't have an outstanding warrant.


If you try that shit IRL when someone is resisting, there's a very high probability of breaking their elbow or dislocating their shoulder. It's only safe when the target knows wtf is going on and how to not get himself hurt.


written by jwray  | 6 months ago | CH
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.


written by chilaxe  | 6 months ago | CH
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Closest obvious WoW reference is 'Evil witch queen' comment at :42, in regards to Sylvanas Windrunner. I'm not sure if he says 'witch' or 'lich', in either case neither is exactly appropriate, as she was a banshee before she became Forsaken.

Point is moot though, he popped evasion at 2:53, sprint at 2:56, and vanish at 3:00. Obviously there was client lag, as the mobs were already running after him without resetting.


written by flechette  | 6 months ago | CH
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Downvote, there is not a single "WoW" reference.


written by K0MMIE  | 6 months ago | CH
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WITCH QUEEN!


written by mkknyr  | 6 months ago | CH
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I am less than I am in your Kingdom. I am resisting your aggression towards me.

fucking awesome. reminds me of norman gentle from idol...


written by vairetube  | 6 months ago | CH
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I've never heard of "witch queen" in relation to Warcraft, and neither has Google it seems. "Witch king" would be a LotR reference. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Witch-king_of_Angmar


written by rychan  | 6 months ago | CH
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>> ^rychan:
I've never heard of "witch queen" in relation to Warcraft, and neither has Google it seems. "Witch king" would be a LotR reference. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Witch-king_of_Angmar


I'm surprised no one here mentioned the Narnia series, considering he's shouting Yahweh and making references to a witch queen. Come on, guys, get your nerd selves together. I am truly ashamed...


written by poolcleaner  | 6 months ago | CH
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Even the police brutality in Canada is refreshingly polite and respectful.


written by alizarin  | 6 months ago | CH
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>> ^blankfist:
What a kooky Libertarian. This is how we all are.


Sounds more like a whiny anarchist to me. I'm a libertarian and most of the libertarians I know understand the law and sometimes break stupid or unconstitutional ones intentionally to get them revoked before they become larger. I have, however, noticed Democrats getting scared of libertarian rationale and trying to turn the term into an insult.

Here's your libertarian example, and this guy is probably going to win:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtPFKX43lV8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jN92YFfSc5U


written by BansheeX  | 6 months ago | CH
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BUBBLE HEARTH!!! BUBBLE HEARTH!!!


written by Darkhand  | 6 months ago | CH
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I figured the WoW linkage...

He is a level 80 Human Rogue and always quotes the same stuff in battle during his 12 hours per day worth of WoW cosplay; a true legend of men, who lives in his mother's basement...


written by kceaton1  | 6 months ago | CH
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>> ^Duckman33:
>> ^rychan:
Why did you put "WoW nerd" in the title? I didn't catch any references that weren't religious.


Yeah, I'm trying to figure that out myself. What makes this guy a "WoW Nerd"?


maybe he meant WOW nerd, as in, *Wow, nerd gets tased*.


written by 2pornot2p  | 6 months ago | CH
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>> ^flechette:

Point is moot though, he popped evasion at 2:53, sprint at 2:56, and vanish at 3:00. Obviously there was client lag, as the mobs were already running after him without resetting.


HAHA!!

From the surroundings Id say the cops where raiding Crossroads.


written by Drax  | 6 months ago | CH
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This clip misses the part at 4:23 where they run him over with the patrol car.


written by Payback  | 6 months ago | CH
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Either PCP or possessed by Richard Simmons...


written by quantumushroom  | 6 months ago | CH
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What's the charge? Around 25 000 volts.


written by Haldaug  | 6 months ago | CH
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>> ^Haldaug:
What's the charge? Around 25 000 Coulombs.


Eh, yeah, doesn't sound as good.


written by rychan  | 6 months ago | CH
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So it's pretty apparent now how many WoW nerds are on the sift.


written by EndAll  | 6 months ago | CH
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>> ^EndAll:
So it's pretty apparent now how many WoW nerds are on the sift.


Was there ever really a question about that?

Internet? Check.
Obsessive tendencies? Check.
Credit card and a of time on your hands?

I thought this was going to be funny, but it just ended up being a list of facts. Anyone other than me looking forward to Jumpgate or Old Republic?


written by poolcleaner  | 6 months ago | CH
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These cops are awful, this is embarassing. Two of them on top of a single guy AND one pulls out a TASER? What for? wtf

If they had any submission training, the arrest would end a lot faster, and it would be less traumatic for the poor guy.


written by gtjwkq  | 6 months ago | CH
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About the WoW reference, didn't he start off saying something about having to pay $10 for a name change?


written by NetRunner  | 6 months ago | CH
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>> ^gtjwkq:
These cops are awful, this is embarassing. Two of them on top of a single guy AND one pulls out a TASER? What for? wtf

If they had any submission training, the arrest would end a lot faster, and it would be less traumatic for the poor guy.


These are Canadian cops, they're more used to subduing drunk hockey fans, these cranked gamers are a bit much.


written by Payback  | 6 months ago | CH
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He's messing with their heads the whole way down; they can't win. It is classic psy-ops. I really want some back story on this!


written by zor  | 6 months ago | CH
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The power of Christ compels him.


written by spawnflagger  | 6 months ago | CH
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>> ^blankfist:
What a kooky Libertarian. This is how we all are.


He was praying to Ron Paul?

Wow.


written by Krupo  | 6 months ago | CH
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Seriously, quite possibly one of the best videos ever.


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*Dead.
"Terms of use violation."
I wonder what the "violation" was?


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