Dude Mocks Cops, Chants 2 God, gets Tazed, and Escapes
tags:EDIT: I MIGHT BE DRUNK AT THE MOMENT BUT I THINK THIS IS THE BEST VIDEO I'VE EVER SIFTED
This clip has all the makings of the greatest sift ever.
edit: removed the WoW reference in title. that's how it was titles on reddit.
This clip has all the makings of the greatest sift ever.
edit: removed the WoW reference in title. that's how it was titles on reddit.









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Good video. I'm curious aobut your opinion in the morning... when you're not drunk
^I'm sober now. Watched it again. Still amazing. Will still report in the morning when vision is blurry.
EDIT: when vision ISN'T blurry
Don't the police need to have cause for arrest?
(Arrest for resisting arrest doesn't add up for me.)
"What is the charge?"
"It doesn't matter."
Yes, officer, it does.
[Edit] Also "Illegally Tazering Me!" I didn't know there was such a thing, especially if you're resisting arrest.
What prompted the cops to want to arrest him?
Don't the police need to have cause for arrest?
(Arrest for resisting arrest doesn't add up for me.)
"What is the charge?"
"It doesn't matter."
Yes, officer, it does.
The cops said that there was a warrant for his arrest. That's reason enough. It may have been a case of mistaken identity. Or not.
Why did you put "WoW nerd" in the title? I didn't catch any references that weren't religious.
There's some weird stuff right at the beginning where he's talking about how it costs $15 to change his name. I think in the OP drunken state, he might have equated that to the name-change charge in WoW, though I suppose there might be a similar fee in real life if one tries to change one's name legally.
As for the video, I'm amazed the guy gets away after the taze, cop must have not connected.
The wife was right there, just take her details, and number plate and cluster fuck him later.
It's nice to see cops not be douchebags, in my area no less, but one of them seems to need practice with his aim.
Why did you put "WoW nerd" in the title? I didn't catch any references that weren't religious.
Yeah, I'm trying to figure that out myself. What makes this guy a "WoW Nerd"?
cuz you can never catch the gingerbread man!
That little technicallity will cost the the officers all sorts of flak. Didnt get the WoW refrence from what the guy said.
A Taser only works if both probes hit. If one missed, which is likely what happened, then it won't really do anything. They're too close to him for that to work anyway, and risked back-shocking themselves.
And Drunken/Disorderly would be a start for this guy's rap sheet even if he doesn't have an outstanding warrant.
Officers don't need reason to arrest you on warrents, they just know you have a warrent they don't give exact reason. Most of them simply state persons name and known locations in area. The officers can get more info on it if they choose.
Only warrents i've seen that list charges are for felony.
Those cops are outright embarrassing. They seriously need to watch this. They were struggling WAYY to hard against him when there were MUCH simpler, easier techniques they could have applied to get this guy to submit.
A Taser only works if both probes hit. If one missed, which is likely what happened, then it won't really do anything. They're too close to him for that to work anyway, and risked back-shocking themselves.
And Drunken/Disorderly would be a start for this guy's rap sheet even if he doesn't have an outstanding warrant.
If you try that shit IRL when someone is resisting, there's a very high probability of breaking their elbow or dislocating their shoulder. It's only safe when the target knows wtf is going on and how to not get himself hurt.
Point is moot though, he popped evasion at 2:53, sprint at 2:56, and vanish at 3:00. Obviously there was client lag, as the mobs were already running after him without resetting.
fucking awesome. reminds me of norman gentle from idol...
I've never heard of "witch queen" in relation to Warcraft, and neither has Google it seems. "Witch king" would be a LotR reference. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Witch-king_of_Angmar
I'm surprised no one here mentioned the Narnia series, considering he's shouting Yahweh and making references to a witch queen. Come on, guys, get your nerd selves together. I am truly ashamed...
What a kooky Libertarian. This is how we all are.
Sounds more like a whiny anarchist to me. I'm a libertarian and most of the libertarians I know understand the law and sometimes break stupid or unconstitutional ones intentionally to get them revoked before they become larger. I have, however, noticed Democrats getting scared of libertarian rationale and trying to turn the term into an insult.
Here's your libertarian example, and this guy is probably going to win:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtPFKX43lV8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jN92YFfSc5U
He is a level 80 Human Rogue and always quotes the same stuff in battle during his 12 hours per day worth of WoW cosplay; a true legend of men, who lives in his mother's basement...
>> ^rychan:
Why did you put "WoW nerd" in the title? I didn't catch any references that weren't religious.
Yeah, I'm trying to figure that out myself. What makes this guy a "WoW Nerd"?
maybe he meant WOW nerd, as in, *Wow, nerd gets tased*.
Point is moot though, he popped evasion at 2:53, sprint at 2:56, and vanish at 3:00. Obviously there was client lag, as the mobs were already running after him without resetting.
HAHA!!
From the surroundings Id say the cops where raiding Crossroads.
What's the charge? Around 25 000 Coulombs.
Eh, yeah, doesn't sound as good.
So it's pretty apparent now how many WoW nerds are on the sift.
Was there ever really a question about that?
Internet? Check.
Obsessive tendencies? Check.
Credit card and a of time on your hands?
I thought this was going to be funny, but it just ended up being a list of facts. Anyone other than me looking forward to Jumpgate or Old Republic?
If they had any submission training, the arrest would end a lot faster, and it would be less traumatic for the poor guy.
These cops are awful, this is embarassing. Two of them on top of a single guy AND one pulls out a TASER? What for? wtf
If they had any submission training, the arrest would end a lot faster, and it would be less traumatic for the poor guy.
These are Canadian cops, they're more used to subduing drunk hockey fans, these cranked gamers are a bit much.
What a kooky Libertarian. This is how we all are.
He was praying to Ron Paul?
Wow.
"Terms of use violation."
I wonder what the "violation" was?