..why the fuck were they trepassing thru his property at 5 in the morning?!

that lady should be arrested for filing a false police report.

Um FUCKS SAKE, ITS actually 100% fucked up that sum one can not be naked in public or just naked in general.

only time its a problem is if sum one is shoving there tits , fanny , dick in sum one else's face , but just been naked is totally fine .

anyone who thinks different should be launched into the sun.

OMG PENIS ROAMS THE STREETS

EEK!

So you're not allowed to be naked in private now? The dude wasn't in public!

And arrest that lady's ass for trespassing. No easement, no crossie-cross.

My brain imploded from the incredible amount of stupidity, I think I feel my blood boiling a little bit.

To whomever called the police on this poor guy, whatever happened to mind your own business, you cunts.

And seriously, up to 1 year and jail for something like this? It would not surprise me also if he gets put on the registered sex offender list "just for good measure".

I need to remember to build a 10' high brick wall around my next house with guided missiles on the top edge at the rate random people are putting their noses into others lives.

That guy should file his own lawsuit against the woman for trespassing, since apparently she admitted it. Last time I checked, no one should be cutting through my yard since its my own fucking private property.

This is pretty stupid on the ladies part, if this guys is smart he should counter sue her!

I'm naked right now in protest of this.

Ah, freedom!

Coffee's a fine choice in breakfast concoctions to prepare in the nude. Bacon however...

>> ^MaxWilder:
Ah, freedom!

You're welcome to come to Canada, you're welcome to be naked in your house all you want. And if people are looking in. It's their own damn problem. So sayeth the holy Annotated Criminal Code....