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pc,computer,windows,ghey,rap,video,microsoft,new,gimme five MS-DOS 5 Upgrade Promo Video....Sweet Jesus....

MS-DOS 5 Upgrade Promo Video....Sweet Jesus....

posted by tedbater 2 years 2 months 2 weeks ago • 11951 views
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You owe it to yourself to watch this...then cry.

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OH WILLIAM! The PAIN!


written by youdiejoe  | 2 years 2 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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I'm glad I haven't eaten anything recently because this video gave me the urge to shove my fingers down my throat.


written by 8128  | 2 years 2 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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Amazing, I still think MS-DOS was the best OS made, so simple.


written by Raifim  | 2 years 2 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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I still maintain that Microsoft isn't actually a software company, it's just a bunch of marketing.
Meeting for this ad must of been, "Let's just hammer the same rubbish until people accept it"


written by theneb  | 2 years 2 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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The largest Beta testing ever . . . sadly, I think it still is for Microsoft. :-p


written by shatterdrose  | 2 years 2 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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That's what is brilliant about Microsoft. They use millions of Beta testers (aka consumers) and then offer exceptional support for the end user product. On top of that updates and upgrades for existing software is always free. Yeah we complain and moan about it but it really is an ingenious marketing strategy that was risky to put in place.


written by gorgonheap  | 2 years 2 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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DOS 4 sucked badly.


written by ant  | 2 years 2 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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DOS 6.22 ftw!


written by pho3n1x  | 2 years 2 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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There is no God.


written by eatbolt  | 2 years 2 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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I don't think I will ever be able to scrub that out of my brain... :-(


written by Rifter  | 2 years 2 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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Early 90s *nochannel
*geek
*music
*terrible
*wtf

This is hilarious btw


written by swampgirl  | 2 years 2 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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This video has been removed from all channels (Geek, Music, Terrible, Vintage, Wtf) due to invalid channel assignment - nochannel invoked by swampgirl. Please review the FAQ to learn about appropriate channel assignments.

Adding video to channels (Geek, Music, Terrible, Wtf) - requested by swampgirl.


written by siftbot  | 2 years 2 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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out of curiosity, what would be considered vintage? how old is old enough?

after all, 1991 was 16 years ago.


written by pho3n1x  | 2 years 2 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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^ pho3n1x, see post/discussion here, of course, there are varying opinions


written by firefly  | 2 years 2 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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For once a video suddenly cutting out early wasn't such a bad thing for me.


written by Deano  | 2 years 2 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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"Geek, Music, Terrible, Wtf" is going to be my next album.


written by MINK  | 2 years 2 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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I think this video should qualify for a vintage tag. When it comes to computers, anything over 5 years old could be considered vintage.


written by jimnms  | 2 years 2 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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my god...i can't even finish watching this...
* dies *


written by thebug44  | 2 years 2 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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It is just so frikkin' terrible, that it's a must watch!!!


written by buzz  | 2 years 2 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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did she just use that mouse backwards? lol.


written by supersaiyan93  | 2 years 2 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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...did he say 45kb? Oh man.


written by iniquity  | 2 years 2 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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I wonder how many millions of dollars bill spent on this. It looks pretty elaborate! Six actors! And a green screen! Splurg!


written by bamdrew  | 2 years 2 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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I'm skeptical. Anyone remember this video from back in the day?


written by broseth  | 2 years 2 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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Big LOL! Man those guys had no idea.. the rapping nerd looks like hes just taken a couple of x and smoked crack.


written by Kaneiku  | 2 years 2 months 1 week ago | CH
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Iniquity, the 45kb line was probably a big sell because I bet he was referring to the 640kb of conventional memory which, as anyone creating a boot disk in those days knew, was a supreme pain in the ass to free up in order to run certain apps or play certain games. (Ultima VII and VIII being some of the worst offenders.)

But, you know, that's just what I hear, I mean, I was out doing completely non-nerdy things every day. Who can ever be sure?


written by Kevlar  | 2 years 2 months 1 week ago | CH
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"Yo! MS raps".. amazing!


written by harry  | 2 years 2 months 1 week ago | CH
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Tags for this video have been changed from 'pc, mac, computer, windows, ghey, rap, video, microsoft' to 'pc, computer, windows, ghey, rap, video, microsoft, new, gimme five' - edited by looris


written by siftbot  | 2 years 2 months 1 week ago | CH
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that's one of the worst things I've ever seen.

*commercial


written by looris  | 2 years 2 months 1 week ago | CH
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Adding video to channels (Commercial) - requested by looris.


written by siftbot  | 2 years 2 months 1 week ago | CH
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jimnms have got a point. "vintage" is dependant on the object.


written by looris  | 2 years 2 months 1 week ago | CH
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my eyeballs tried to commit sepuku.


written by justinianrex  | 2 years 2 months 1 week ago | CH
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