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L Ron Nutjob - Best Scientology video yet

...and the difference between a preclear who has to be chained down to have the boots put on him and me....
enonsays...

He's talking about metaphorically "fitting into the shoes" of someone who wants to change/help the world. The problem is he has a loose grasp of the English language and instead of sounding intelligent, he come off as a kid trying to sound like a "grown up". He took the metaphor waaaaaaayyy too far.

joedirtsays...

PC (pre-clears) are wogs that haven't reached Clear yet. They are still covered in BTs (body thetans). PCs basically haven't given enough $$$$ yet to improve their tone level.

See, scientology is like a MMORPG except you have to exchange money for XPs and when you collect enough XP, you can level up and get more advanced powers.

In fact, Hubbard collected so much XP that he leveled up and ascended and no longer needed a physical body which he discarded.

evilspongebobsays...

In the next update/patch/expansion of WOW there should be a scientology class monk. Just like joedirt mentions, xp can only be got buy buying it at the temple. Hmmm, I wonder what skills this class could have? anyone, anyone?

spoco2says...

OK, so I have these big, big boots... hey, stay with me here.

So, anyway, there's these boots, they're pretty darn big, except they can be really small, kiddy boots, unless you try them on, then they become normal sized boots... so really these are boots of infinitely varying size.

Anyway, there's these boots, and they're of a size of your choosing I guess, and wait, what was my point again, something to do with crepe paper and doors or something.

I forget, just play a lot of soaring music and it'll seem inspirational.

Bloody hell people are insane dickheads for ever believing this crud.

vyka11says...

If I was ever convinced to be a scientologist and got to the point where they showed me this video, it would be the very point where I stopped and wondered "WTF am I doing.....and why did I pay so much for these damn boots?"

Xaxsays...

You people actually heard something coherent? I thought the audio was being played backwards throughout the entire video... I'm relieved that Paul isn't actually dead.

joedirtsays...

Nope, this is real. It's the classic Golden Age video production look and feel to it. Elrond is saying that the tools to just walk on down "the Bridge" are right there. You just have to do it. Just put on those boots and walk through those paper-thin walls that are holding you back.

(By the way, the "Bridge" to Total Freedom means that you are on a bridge that keeps infinately spawning trolls that pickpocket your $$$$ thereby making it harder to level up)

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