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cant,balance,stand,get up,do anything at all,shop,beer,alcohol,fail Kids, don't do drugs and then go to the store!

Kids, don't do drugs and then go to the store!

posted by Hybrid 1 month 1 week ago • 38665 views
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Oh dear. This will be the longest trip to get some beer he'll ever take.

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written by RedSky  | 1 month 1 week ago | CH
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He doesn't need a beer, he needs an inner ear.


written by Nexxus  | 1 month 1 week ago | CH
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what on earth has he taken to make his this fucked up..

ON the plus side, at least he's not aggressive, as some people are on alcohol.

My first thought on watching this: "Do you really want to buy more intoxicant?)

very funny though


written by netean  | 1 month 1 week ago | CH
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Looks to me like an alcohol/GHB combo. I just hope this guy wasn't driving.


written by eric3579  | 1 month 1 week ago | CH
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I'll have what he's having.


written by rottenseed  | 1 month 1 week ago | CH
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It's like watching a turtle stuck on it's back
...with an old man giving it a lecture and calling the cops.


written by alizarin  | 1 month 1 week ago | CH
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An example of how f'ing stupid one looks when massively intoxicated.


written by honkeytonk73  | 1 month 1 week ago | CH
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Man, he's lucky there at the end where he grabs the plastic bucket with the mini-moos... just a bit to the right and he would have grabbed a pot of scalding coffee... that would have been brutal.


written by ponceleon  | 1 month 1 week ago | CH
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Looks like he's on a dissociative (DXM, Ketamine, PCP, etc).

Lots of people get DXM through cough medicines (preferably without acetaminophen), so a few bottles could easily do that to a person. I wonder how much of that he remembers.


written by Psychologic  | 1 month 1 week ago | CH
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I've been this bad on alcohol once. Could be that.

Well... i was like that when i fell over, i couldn't get up for ages, but once i was up i was far more stable than him. Slightly more though, and perhaps not.


written by dannym3141  | 1 month 1 week ago | CH
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This is Jamiroquai. He's doing a sequel to his Virtual Insanity video.

http://www.videosift.com/video/Jamiroquai-Virtual-Insanity-3-46


written by Stingray  | 1 month 1 week ago | CH
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I love that the title of this video implies that it's totally fine to be this completely wasted...
so long as you don't go to the store.


written by Ryjkyj  | 1 month 1 week ago | CH
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He's the reincarnation of Foster Brooks.

On Salvia Divinorum.


written by therealblankman  | 1 month 1 week ago | CH
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Drinking in the morning of a weekday?


written by syncron  | 1 month 1 week ago | CH
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>> ^Ryjkyj:
I love that the title of this video implies that it's totally fine to be this completely wasted...
so long as you don't go to the store.


I love that your comment implies that it's not totally fine to be this completely wasted...
even in the privacy of your own home.


written by MaxWilder  | 1 month 1 week ago | CH
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*comedy


written by turboj0e  | 1 month 1 week ago | CH
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Invocations (comedy) cannot be called by turboj0e because turboj0e is not privileged - sorry.


written by siftbot  | 1 month 1 week ago | CH
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ahahah i wish that we knew the conversation they were having


written by turboj0e  | 1 month 1 week ago | CH
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That was painful to watch
& the music...hahahahaha


written by laura  | 1 month 1 week ago | CH
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>> ^MaxWilder:
>> ^Ryjkyj:
I love that the title of this video implies that it's totally fine to be this completely wasted...
so long as you don't go to the store.


I love that your comment implies that it's not totally fine to be this completely wasted...
even in the privacy of your own home.


No it doesn't. Going to the store was part of the original title. I didn't say anything about "the privacy of your own home", you did. So it's not implying anything other than that I love the title.

I have no problem at all with someone being this wasted... even if they're going to the store. In fact, I'd prefer it if more people went to the store in this condition.


written by Ryjkyj  | 1 month 1 week ago | CH
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I swiveled my monitor about 50 degrees clockwise and the video suddenly made a lot more sense.


written by Drax  | 1 month 1 week ago | CH
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First thing i thought when i saw this was.... Has to be ether...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-mLuLnN2xw


written by NobleOne  | 1 month 1 week ago | CH
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Holy crap that is my brother in law.


written by MycroftHomlz  | 1 month 1 week ago | CH
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He wasn't going for beer. He was going for two servings of vegetables found only in a delicious V-8. Have you had your V-8 today?


written by thinker247  | 1 month 1 week ago | CH
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What bothers ME about this video was that no one was willing to help him. Everyone just sat back and watched him fumble around in the store. Maybe I'm the minority here, but I would help him buy the alcohol, and send him on his merry way, if not give him a ride back to his place, where he would be safe and away from the rest of the public.

What the hell happened to good Samaritans, are we a dying breed? Would you rather watch him make a spectacle of himself and possibly injure himself in the process(maybe even seriously) or help him get back to a safer environment?


written by Tymbrwulf  | 1 month 1 week ago | CH
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I suspect Derren Brown was involved


written by WaterDweller  | 1 month 1 week ago | CH
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^lol?

I was reading going wtf nobody is advocating helping this guy then you came along and I was relieved. Only to continue reading your post and you want to help him buy more alcohol?!? Funny as mate! Least they could of done would be put his seat belt on for him and put it in drive

This guy clearly needed help and I found it disturbing their response was to just make sure he got out of their shop


written by Lemma  | 1 month 1 week ago | CH
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Oh my God, that was much funnier than I expected. I was thinking there's no way I can watch 10 minutes of someone stumbling around in a convenience store, but man, was I wrong.


written by Xax  | 1 month 1 week ago | CH
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heh. I like how the guy goes from - aahh! :: crazy legs ::

to sitting up just long enough to tell the clerk " Nah, man. I'm fine."

Tho yes, while someone should have helped.
Uh.. if you're trippin' yer bawls off.. you'd think he'd know it's not the best time to make a (crappy) beer run. = þ


written by GenjiKilpatrick  | 1 month 1 week ago | CH
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This happens to me all the time, I wish they'd stop building convenience stores on the sides of steep mountains.


written by Crosswords  | 1 month 1 week ago | CH
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Best comment - Tymbrwulf. People are so cruel - no one wanted to help him get more beer!

I cannot imagine that guy getting more wasted, or how one could be considered a 'good samaritan' for helping him do so. Classic.


written by kymbos  | 1 month 1 week ago | CH
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It was interpretative dance. His topic was US Monetary Policy.


written by Krupo  | 1 month 1 week ago | CH
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I think he has an inner ear problem!


written by Sagemind  | 1 month 1 week ago | CH
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Two things that I have to wonder...

1) HOW did he get there?
2) How can there not be a cop within that 10 minute timeframe to detain him? Dude is so whacked up, I'm actually surprised he arrived at that store. He needs to... erm... sober(?) up in a cell 'till he can tell what went on and can think straight.


written by sixshot  | 1 month 1 week ago | CH
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watching this vid, felt like I was playing some fucked up, hick florida, DXM-drinking version of the sims.


written by griefer_queafer  | 1 month 1 week ago | CH
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I like to think that he was incredibly good at faking being on ketamine,
... and at the end when he gets up her just takes off running... that would be hilarious


written by bamdrew  | 1 month 1 week ago | CH
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Does the timecode reflect that it's 10am or 10pm? I assumed pm but at the end of the video it's looking pretty light out.


written by Clumsy  | 1 month 1 week ago | CH
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Are we sure he isn't just re-enacting a series of natural disasters mime style? Looked like he was holding on to those drink doors with a death grip. It looked like he was hit by a gale of 65-76 mph...


written by kceaton1  | 1 month 1 week ago | CH
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Apparently he's taken the salvia challenge.

And lost.


written by KnivesOut  | 1 month 1 week ago | CH
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There is NO WAY that this is due to alcohol. That looks like a PCP or some laced Marijuana.


written by Hive13  | 1 month 1 week ago | CH
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I kept thinking that a physical comedian would love to study this guy. What an AMAZING example of how the body can struggle with gravity. I was in awe.

And worried. I too wished that someone had called the paramedics. He could really hurt himself walking down the sidewalk, end up in traffic.

Or... US Monetary Policy. Yep. That was probably it.


written by bareboards2  | 1 month 1 week ago | CH
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Funny? Yeah, I suppose. Honestly, watching him fumbling around like he was on a boat was ridiculous, not to mention frustrating. I have little patience for ppl who are that stupid. I mean, c'mon...he really thinks he needs beer?


written by miabobia  | 1 month ago | CH
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>> ^miabobia:
Funny? Yeah, I suppose. Honestly, watching him fumbling around like he was on a boat was ridiculous, not to mention frustrating. I have little patience for ppl who are that stupid. I mean, c'mon...he really thinks he needs beer?


Maybe he was thirsty?


written by KnivesOut  | 1 month ago | CH
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