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Mmmm, habaneros are delicious!

That's it, you almost have your finger in your eye....just a little bit closer.....

I'd say this is evidence eating habaneros turns you mentally retarded, but I'm pretty sure that was a preexisting condition.

what a pussy. He should have skipped the habanero and gone straight for the Naga.

I ate a whole Dorset Naga once, the very best euphoric rush I've ever had.

^ You need to get some drugs in you pronto.

http://www.videosift.com/video/Eating-a-habanero-pepper

Isn't this a tool video?

Yo! I once was given a few tiny red BB sized chilli peppers to eat. I was warned that they were major hot, but I was raised in Nuevo Mexico. Having much experience with chili heat, I popped them. They burnt like hell, but then it was over, I thought. I laughed and said "No problem - Yummy!" . Then I noticed this wave of incredibly greater heat begin to slowly envelope me. It was incredibly HOT!! Then it passed and was over. I laughed again as I wiped the tears rolling down my cheeks, and said "No Sweat!!" . I was glad I had survived it, when suddenly I realized that an incredibly even greater wave of heat was returning! Struggling to force myself to breath, trying not to drown in saliva, I was slammed about by the tiny chilis, smashed against the wall, kicked in the teeth and gut, and stomped repeatedly. I then returned to the world of the living ones, and knew I had, in some indescribably intense manner, evolved.

I will NEVER do that again!!!

That's a pretty dirty trick giving hot chilis to a poor mentally disabled kid like that.
Somebody tell him the trick is to breath through your nose.

I am a moron and I approve this message.

*eia *teens

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i grilled a habanero and ate it. It sucked. I had some milk standing by though. Even at the worst point of the heat, i didn't freak out like this. Seems like this kid didn't know what he was getting into.

And when i mean it sucked...that means it REALLY sucked. Pain. Yes...Pain.

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*facemelt

Also, I'm not sure that this is EIA. While extremely spicy, I don't believe that habaneros can kill and therefore natural selection won't really take effect here in either direction.

Fake!

the first time i had a habenero, i used the same hand to wipe the tears. it seriously felt like i got maced. i had to stumble to the bathroom (in public) to wash my eyes. worst. pain. ever.

This is the very first thing I thought of (warning: kind of graphic but sfw I'd imagine)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjEdLuqK1RQ

FACEMELT YAAARRHAAGGHAGGGGHH!!

Making a realization implies cognizance. I see nothing but an animal reaction here. The squirrel that ran it's face across my deck after getting cayenne mixed with vaseline on it's paws and face(i take feeder defense seriously) had a similar reaction.

Ar + Tard = Keith Robinson

i generally hate any video that starts with a kid doing a "jack ass" style intro, but in this case i'm ok with it. what he did was dumb, but not really dangerous in the grand scheme of stupid kid things and maybe, just maybe, this stunt will turn him off from doing stupid stunts that will get him killed.

>> ^squeak:
This is the very first thing I thought of (warning: kind of graphic but sfw I'd imagine)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjEdLuqK1RQ
FACEMELT YAAARRHAAGGHAGGGGHH!!


I was thinking about this one

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4qhrc_poltergeist-1982-extrait_shortfilms

I'm surprised there's no laughing in the background.

I have an unusually high tolerance for capsaicin. In high school, a friend and I bought a big bag of habañeros and brought them to school. He'd tell people they were "Candy Peppers" and, because we had been jerks before, they wouldn't believe him. I'd offer to eat one to "prove" they were fine, and even let them pick one out for me. Chew, swallow, smile. Then they would try one, and it was hilarious.

We probably would have gotten our asses beat if they could see through the tears to swing at us. The best part was, after they recovered, they'd make us go with them to do the trick on their friend.

The prank got harder and harder to pull off as the group around us grew, but it was still fun.

At the end of the day, the only one left was a pure white one even I was afraid of, thinking it would be atomic powered or something. Ended up eating it anyway--it was as mild as a banana pepper.

And no, I did not suffer any karmic gastric distress.

A little dramatic for the cameras aren't we?

Yeah, this guy's a drama queen. I remember my first Habanero. Yeah, they're hot. The first time the capsaisin hit my uvula it literally was like getting the wind knocked out of me. But to sit there and claw at your face and squeal like a piggie? Yeah, whatever.

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This is what happens when you don't respect the pepper. You feel the wrath of the capsaicin gods.

Also, "enhanced interrogation technique."

somebody should give him a ghost pepper. mwahahaha

Awe, his reaction wasn't half as bad as this kids...
http://www.videosift.com/video/Teen-Eats-Habanero-Pepper

Did anyone else hear a Chimp pant-hoot?