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pareidolia,jesus,grilled cheese,toast,window,spoon,frying pan,virgin mary,christ Jesus is Everywhere....

Jesus is Everywhere....

posted by dystopianfuturetoday

9 months ago • 2678 views

tags: pareidolia, jesus, grilled cheese, toast, window, spoon, frying pan, virgin mary, christ

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...yet he always seems to disappear when you really need him.

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Yikes! Hahaha! "And now... a MOTH"

written by griefer_queafer

| 9 months ago | CH

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Tags for this video have been changed from 'jesus, grilled cheese sandwich, toast, window, spoon, frying pan, virgin mary, christ' to 'pareidolia, jesus, grilled cheese, toast, window, spoon, frying pan, virgin mary, christ' - edited by schmawy

written by siftbot

| 9 months ago | CH

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It's nice of Jesus to appear in goatee form as well as clean shaven. There's a man with a sense of variety.

Also, hat's off to the hard-hitting, investigative journalism the public can count on to be well-informed citizens.

written by guitarwolf

| 9 months ago | CH

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Jesus is everywhere....but he is no where. When your illusion requires no proof....actually demands that you require none, well, is there a limit? Jesus, if he existed at all, has got all the illusionists beat by miles. David Copperfield and Chris Angel...step aside for the master. Jesus doesn't even have to do ANYTHING (maybe not even exist), and people just eat it up. UNBELIEVABLE!!

written by 8972

| 9 months ago | CH

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I'm a big fan of Everything is Terrible.

written by ziggystardust | 9 months ago | CH

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it's nice that we're so certain jesus had a goatee. some things never go out of style!

written by solecist | 9 months ago | CH

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SAVE ME CHEEZUS!!!

written by ponceleon

| 9 months ago | CH

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I don't know about you but I always enjoy a big stack of pankcakes with a side of our holy father.

written by videosiftbannedme

| 8 months 4 weeks ago | CH

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ok, I get everythingisterrible on tuesdays, thursdays, saturdays and alternating sundays.

written by rottenseed

| 8 months 4 weeks ago | CH

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Finders keepers.

written by dystopianfuturetoday

| 8 months 4 weeks ago | CH

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Definitive proof of the existence of grilled cheese sandwiches.

written by blankfist

| 8 months 4 weeks ago | CH

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If god is all knowing and all powerful, why would he appear on your cheese sandwich? cos he's mysterious? what like an '8yr old's sense of humor' mysterious?

I know he was born in a manger... but I'm pretty sure Jesus isn't announcing the second coming from your spoon.

written by raverman | 8 months 4 weeks ago | CH

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Jesus even appears here:

http://www.bay-of-fundie.com/img/2007/dog-ass-jesus2.jpg

written by brain

| 8 months 4 weeks ago | CH

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Why does it always have to be Jesus or the Virgin Mary? I'm sure he's the ONLY guy with long hair and a beard back in Roman times. He's stealing a lot of credit.

written by vyka11 | 8 months 4 weeks ago | CH

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is it a holy image, or....
A BUCKET OF FILTH!

written by E_Nygma

| 8 months 4 weeks ago | CH

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And finally, an image of Allah in a bucket of pig slop and rat feces.

*watches news station burn to the ground*

written by thinker247

| 8 months 4 weeks ago | CH

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My favourite is the one in the slab of marble.

"...an image of what we know as our redeemer, uh, millions of years ago, before he came to earth."

written by Maze | 8 months 4 weeks ago | CH

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Doesn't such extreme and pervasive stupidity kind of disprove the existence of god?

written by chilaxe

| 8 months 4 weeks ago | CH

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Here's my ultrasound.

written by kronosposeidon

| 8 months 4 weeks ago | CH

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"It seems like if Jesus was going to show up anywhere, it wouldn't be in ice cream" -- yeah, because after you've popped your mug onto a fucking Cheetoh, ice cream is just so declasse.

written by StukaFox | 8 months 4 weeks ago | CH

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jeeto.

written by 10040

| 8 months 4 weeks ago | CH

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I saw Jesus in my cornflakes

written by Fusionaut

| 8 months 4 weeks ago | CH

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BTW, I find it more then hilarious that they found a rock with a picture of Jesus in it, dating one million years ago, when Christianity is based of the fact that existence is 4000 years old!

written by 10040

| 8 months 4 weeks ago | CH

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Let's make some Virgin Mary pancakes and sell them to morons on eBay.

written by jwray

| 8 months 4 weeks ago | CH

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I see Jesus in the wrinkles on my nutsack. I think that's why I feel so guilty when I'm jacking off...

written by GoShogun

| 8 months 4 weeks ago | CH

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You see that embed, that is his head, you see that comment thread, that is his body, you see the friends of the sift at the bottom of the page they are sandals, you see the advert at the top of the page that's his halo.

You might not see him, but that's because you have to be bronze star level and above.

written by Kerotan

| 8 months 4 weeks ago | CH

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Related sift: Jesus sightings in a public toilet.

Although my personal favorite Jesus sighting is here: http://www.divine-interventions.com/baby.php

written by EDD

| 8 months 4 weeks ago | CH

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delusional_misidentification_syndrome

written by Ryjkyj

| 8 months 4 weeks ago | CH

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CRAZIES!

written by Hex

| 8 months 4 weeks ago | CH

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This vid is more an indictment of crappy local news shows than crazy christians. We all know that fundamentalist wackos are going to see "visions and miracles" everywhere. Whats grotesque is that these "journalists" are happy to pad their programs with 5 minutes of ridiculous fluff.

And finally, That squirrel can waterski.

Stay classy San Diego!

written by KnivesOut

| 8 months 4 weeks ago | CH

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Idol worshippers

Next... Jesus shaped herpes sore on man's left scrotum.

written by honkeytonk73

| 8 months 4 weeks ago | CH

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Do you think a skidmark would sell?

written by deathcow

| 8 months 4 weeks ago | CH

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Amazingly, as we zoomed out from the nuclear test ground, we found the image of jesus burned into the desert sand.

written by deathcow

| 8 months 4 weeks ago | CH

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So much valuable airtime... wasted.

written by HenningKO

| 8 months 4 weeks ago | CH

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I see it in the Blues News logo!

written by poolcleaner

| 8 months 4 weeks ago | CH

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say: I don't remember seeing any pictures in the bible.

read: I'm suggesting people who ride motorcycles should believe in looking both ways when entering an intersection.

written by imstellar28 | 8 months 4 weeks ago | CH

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