jesus,mary,joseph,maury,povich,paternity Jesus' Paternity Test Results!

Jesus' Paternity Test Results!

posted by hixsonj

1 year 9 months ago • 1452 views

tags: jesus, mary, joseph, maury, povich, paternity

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Joseph and Mary find out the results of their son's paternity test.

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I may burn in hell but that's kinda funny

written by twiddles

| 1 year 9 months ago | CH

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that was funny. and since there is no such thing as hell I won't be burning for laughing my ass off.

written by qruel

| 1 year 8 months 4 weeks ago | CH

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[shakes head]

written by ant

| 1 year 8 months 4 weeks ago | CH

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Mmm burn in hell? Does that mean non-corporeal 'spirits' are flammable? What are they made out of? Gaseous hydrocarbons? What fuels the 'fire' in hell? Where is hell located? Underground? We could be talking about a near limitless untapped source of energy for the planet. What an amazing find that would be!

Bush would surely start a war with hell over that energy source, not unlike Iraq today. Who cares about sacrificing a few horned red devils all for the sake of fueling the fleet of 5mpg Hummers driven by soccer moms to the grocery store. Heck.. those Devils aren't Christian anyway. Thus they are expendable 'heretics' in his mind.

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| 1 year 1 week ago | CH

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This published video has been declared non-functional; embed code must be fixed within 2 days or it will be sent to the dead pool - declared dead by eric3579.

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