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jesus,toast,religion,crazy Jesus Likes Burnt Toast

Jesus Likes Burnt Toast

posted by guitarwolf

7 months 1 week ago • 389 views

tags: jesus, toast, religion, crazy

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I warsh myself with a rag on a stick.

written by ponceleon

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To me, the WTF part is that the AP sent a reporter to cover this non-story.

This is symtomatic of the demise of the newspaper industry.

written by longde

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Apparently any long U-shaped pattern that might vaguely resemble the long hair of the Mona Lisa or one of the filthy bums on my street means that Jesus is risen in your burnt-ass pastry.

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Moving this video to guitarwolf's personal queue. It failed to receive enough votes to get sifted up to the front page within 2 days.

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