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Internet Explorer 8 Is Disgustingly Stupid

posted by demon_ix 5 months 2 weeks ago • 2831 views
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Do you suffer from a case of "I answered Google when asked what a web browser is"? If so, listen carefully to this ad, as it explains a feature IE8 took from Chrome as a unique IE8 feature.

Also, "If she doesn't know it won't hurt her" seems to be the motto of republican politicians these days. Not sure Microsoft is wise to adopt it here...

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written by wax66  | 5 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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Certainly not a real Microsoft ad. Somebody should tag this as *parody


written by rosser99  | 5 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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Invocations (parody) cannot be called by rosser99 because rosser99 is not privileged - sorry.


written by siftbot  | 5 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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>> ^rosser99:
Certainly not a real Microsoft ad. Somebody should tag this as parody

The youtube user is ie8videos. His channel has an official logo and several other similar ads, with Dean Cain.
http://www.youtube.com/user/ie8videos

Don't tag stuff unless you actually know what you're doing, please.


written by demon_ix  | 5 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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*brief and *BLLAARRGGGHH


written by Zonbie  | 5 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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This video has been flagged as being less than 1 minute in length - declared brief by Zonbie.


written by siftbot  | 5 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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Quick - anyone read lips?


written by Throbbin  | 5 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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yeah. i think he said something about hairy vaginas being ???? dot com


written by GenjiKilpatrick  | 5 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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@^ he is definitely saying something like "hairy vaginas meet herpes dot com." I can imagine that making a wife insta-vomit all over her husband.


written by lucky760  | 5 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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Whatever he says, this advertising is about half a step above the horrible dead-singing-animorphic-nuggets of quiznos past. This makes me dislike IE even more, I don't get how people get payed for coming up with crap like this.


written by flechette  | 5 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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*comedy


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Adding video to channels (Comedy) - requested by xxovercastxx.


written by siftbot  | 5 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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>> ^demon_ix:
>> ^rosser99:
Certainly not a real Microsoft ad. Somebody should tag this as parody

The youtube user is ie8videos. His channel has an official logo and several other similar ads, with Dean Cain.
http://www.youtube.com/user/ie8videos

Don't tag stuff unless you actually know what you're doing, please.


You're right, if you go to the site advertised at the end of the video, not only is it owned by Microsoft, but it contains the video. These are purely designed to appeal to the interwebs and will never be shown on TV. Still, it's irritating when a monopoly pretends to be edgy.

Actually, the one that encourages you to send photos of prison shank cat to all your black friends has got to be more controversial then this. http://www.videosift.com/video/S-H-Y-N-E-S-S-Internet-Explorer-8


written by entr0py  | 5 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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Arrghh, I was eating my late lunch!


written by ant  | 5 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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^Upvote for the superman


written by Aniatario  | 5 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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Microsoft is INCAPABLE of making a good commercial. I have never wanted to run out and purchase a Microsoft product after one. I only feel a need to commit an EPIC FACEPALM or seppuku.


written by supersaiyan93  | 5 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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Internet Explorer needs to lay down and die. Accept defeat, microsoft... ALL the alternatives are better, even safari... (ugghh, that gave me the shivers).

*lies


written by gwiz665  | 5 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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Adding video to channels (Lies) - requested by gwiz665.


written by siftbot  | 5 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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Holy shit, this is an official ad?!? Total *wtf moment.


written by Razor  | 5 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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Invocations (wtf) cannot be called by Razor because Razor is not privileged - sorry.


written by siftbot  | 5 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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Wow - and i just vomit when i use IE 8 because IE is such a crappy browser.


written by raverman  | 5 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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Hmm...actually this makes me really want to puke. Whoever made this chart must have known that they were outright lying... although, most likely they have never used a browser before.


written by Jaace  | 5 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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I'm upvoting this video because I think that upgrading from IE 6, even if only to IE 7 or 8 is a step in the right direction. I'm really sick of people not downloading better browsers...they are FREE, take a minute to download/install and you can have all of them on your computer taking up very little space. Why not just give them a try and see if you like it better? Internet n00bs.


written by Jaace  | 5 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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cant belive anyone has typed *parody after rosser99 tried


written by Hex  | 5 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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Adding video to channels (Parody) - requested by Hex.


written by siftbot  | 5 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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um...because it's not a parody.


written by Fade  | 5 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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>> ^Hex:
cant belive anyone has typed parody after rosser99 tried

Removed from parody channel.

Parody - A literary or artistic work that imitates the characteristic style of an author or a work for comic effect or ridicule.

This is an official Microsoft ad designed to make people see the benefits of the InPrivate browsing feature in Internet Explorer 8. It is NOT a parody, it is simply Microsoft attempting to be hip and cool with a viral ad that would never see TV time.


written by demon_ix  | 5 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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Maybe I don't know what I'm doing, but I think this is the definition of *viral advertising. I'm referring to the hairy vagina herpes of course.


written by schmawy  | 5 months 1 week ago | CH
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written by siftbot  | 5 months 1 week ago | CH
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So curious, but why is this in the Lies channel? Are there specific lies in this ad?


written by Razor  | 5 months 1 week ago | CH
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"Only Internet Explorer 8 [blah blah]" lies.


written by gwiz665  | 5 months 1 week ago | CH
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>> ^gwiz665:
"Only Internet Explorer 8 [blah blah]" lies.


No portion of that phrase is used in this ad <shrug>.


written by Razor  | 5 months 1 week ago | CH
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>> ^Razor:
>> ^gwiz665:
"Only Internet Explorer 8 [blah blah]" lies.

No portion of that phrase is used in this ad <shrug>.

The portion you're seeking is "Internet Explorer 8, Browse better".


written by demon_ix  | 5 months 1 week ago | CH
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>> ^demon_ix:
>> ^Razor:
>> ^gwiz665:
"Only Internet Explorer 8 [blah blah]" lies.

No portion of that phrase is used in this ad <shrug>.

The portion you're seeking is "Internet Explorer 8, Browse better".


Browse better than IE7? Not exactly a lie =P


written by Razor  | 5 months 1 week ago | CH
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>> ^Razor:
Browse better than IE7? Not exactly a lie =P


You hear "Browse better than IE7". And technically speaking, your'e right.
We hear "IE8 is superior to Chrome and Firefox, even though it took those two browsers to actually get superior features and acquire a significant market share for us to improve our stagnant browser".

That table is so full of lies that make me want to slap the marketing douche that compiled it, and this ad continues it's spirit, even if not as overtly.


written by demon_ix  | 5 months 1 week ago | CH
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I simply CAN NOT believe that fucking chart. Only IE8 has inPrivate browsing? WTF!?! Chrome introduced that feature!! Tab isolation!? Another Chrome innovation! Security!? Internet Explorer is infamous for it's terrible security holes!


AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!


written by MarineGunrock  | 5 months 1 week ago | CH
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IE8 isn't that bad. It's got some decent features... OH NOES! It's hip to hate MSFT tho, so keep it up to be cool.

Edit: Man, this commercial is horrid though. Puke doesn't really sell anything; it's just gross. I should start a marketing firm and target MSFT specifically; anything is better than this stuff...


written by Truckchase  | 5 months 1 week ago | CH
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>> ^demon_ix:
>> ^rosser99:
Certainly not a real Microsoft ad. Somebody should tag this as parody

The youtube user is ie8videos. His channel has an official logo and several other similar ads, with Dean Cain.
http://www.youtube.com/user/ie8videos

Don't tag stuff unless you actually know what you're doing, please.


What a little bitch, he was only trying to be helpful


written by dannym3141  | 5 months 1 week ago | CH
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>> ^dannym3141:
What a little bitch, he was only trying to be helpful

Sorry if he was offended by that, but the post doesn't belong in the parody channel. Three clicks and he could have found that out, but he assumed it was, and was wrong about it.

Anyway, my whole point was that you should be sure about what you're doing before you start adding other people's posts to channels.


written by demon_ix  | 5 months 1 week ago | CH
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This ad is just horrible, terrible acting and a terrible script. How is it funny that someone pukes from seeing porn? If she had puked because he was using a bad browser (like IE) it would atleast have been mildly funny, sort of unoriginal, but atleast it would be a working joke.


written by BicycleRepairMan  | 5 months 1 week ago | CH
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"Knowing the top speed of a car doesn't tell you how fast you can drive in rush hour. To actually see the difference in page loads between all three browsers, you need slow-motion video. This one’s also a tie."

Holy crap that's about the worst piece of advertisement I've ever seen. They're basically admitting they're slower, but hoping you wont notice?


written by harry  | 5 months 1 week ago | CH
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pretty sure he says "hairy vaginas banging huge penises."

...and that's the last time i'll ever utter that sentence aloud while i type.


written by E_Nygma  | 5 months 1 week ago | CH
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>> ^demon_ix:

You hear "Browse better than IE7". And technically speaking, your'e right.
We hear "IE8 is superior to Chrome and Firefox, even though it took those two browsers to actually get superior features and acquire a significant market share for us to improve our stagnant browser".

That table is so full of lies that make me want to slap the marketing douche that compiled it, and this ad continues it's spirit, even if not as overtly.


Agreed, the table has plenty of lies. But the ad, by itself does not. In the end it doesn't matter all that much that this made the Lies channel, I just find that the Lies channel is over used. It seems to be used very often if someone simply disagrees with the video, not if the video actually contains lies.


written by Razor  | 5 months 1 week ago | CH
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Genuis! not.


written by Raaagh  | 5 months 1 week ago | CH
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Seems to be *dead.


written by notarobot  | 5 months 1 week ago | CH
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This published video has been declared non-functional; embed code must be fixed within 2 days or it will be sent to the dead pool - declared dead by notarobot.


written by siftbot  | 5 months 1 week ago | CH
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For the record, I like Microsoft. Windows 7 rocks hard, but IE is just a hemorrhoid on the ass of the web.


written by gwiz665  | 5 months ago | CH
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rasch187 has fixed this video's dead embed code - no Power Points awarded because rasch187's points are already fully charged.


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