windows,vista,service pack,sales,video,wtf Internal Microsoft Vista SP1 Video?

Internal Microsoft Vista SP1 Video?

posted by uhohzombies

1 year 7 months 1 week ago • 2684 views

tags: windows, vista, service pack, sales, video, wtf

I really hope this is just a bad joke. Why is corporate America so STUPID when it comes to these internal promotions? This kind of crap stopped being cute in the '80s!

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Highlights from the YouTube comments:

"This is the whitest thing I have ever seen."

"KILL IT WITH FIRE!"

"I think their business ecosystem crapped this video out without consulting a single creative soul."

written by uhohzombies

| 1 year 7 months 1 week ago | CH

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If that doesn't convince you to switch to Vista nothing will!

written by Zifnab

| 1 year 7 months 1 week ago | CH

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Wow! I'll take 5 copies of Vista Ultimate Hyper Business Extreme, please!

...andtheni'llburythem.

written by Kevlar

| 1 year 7 months 1 week ago | CH

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Vista is Microsoft's Iraq occupation.

written by joedirt

| 1 year 7 months 1 week ago | CH

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Bruce Springsteen should take Microsoft to court over this. No jury in the land would side with Microsoft after seeing this crime against humanity.

We should sue YouTube just for letting this be posted.

written by kronosposeidon

| 1 year 7 months 1 week ago | CH

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Wow, what is it like to be a fake groupie to a fake band for an embarrassing internal movie trying to get a corporation to drink its own kool-aid.

written by rychan | 1 year 7 months 1 week ago | CH

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"Virtualization, Network Access Protection... And if they're not sold yet - Diagnostic and Recovery Toolset"

I simply can't accept that this approach to businesses would still BE AROUND, let alone actually working AT ALL - just throwing random fancy words and names at an executive and hoping it sells. I think that's what's fundamentally wrong with MS sales. Or US small sales mentality in general, for that matter.

And Ecosystem? Wtf? All of it, the dumb 'entrepreneur', the moronic 'party', THE FUCKING SUPERMAN COSTUME, and the freeze-frames when they jump in the air on top of it... the horror, the horror...
Words fail me.

written by EDD

| 1 year 7 months 1 week ago | CH

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I want to note how convoluted M$ must be to try and convince it's own sales team that Vista sales ever "soared".

written by Aemaeth

| 1 year 7 months 1 week ago | CH

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I didn't hear the word compatibility..or maybe that's in the remix with Puff Daddy???

written by 10901 | 1 year 7 months 1 week ago | CH

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This HAS to be a joke. Capitals don't lie.

written by randomize

| 1 year 7 months 1 week ago | CH

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My favorite part was the guy on the sax - who had a solo and never moved a finger to play a variety of notes. He's a like a ventriloquist - with with a saxamaphone!

written by MarineGunrock

| 1 year 7 months 1 week ago | CH

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Imagine being part of the meeting where this is rolled out, and you are required to sit and give this your focussed attention for the entire running length.

written by budzos

| 1 year 7 months 1 week ago | CH

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He rhymed protection with protection.

written by blankfist

| 1 year 7 months 1 week ago | CH

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I hate to break up the fun, but this was, in fact, a joke. It was an intentional parody perpetrated by Microsoft employees upon Microsoft employees.

Which kinda tells you how much Microsoft makes if they can afford to throw away the money to make this kind of video as a joke.

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^bullshit.

I don't think this is a joke. Too big of a budget for that - unless you have some linkage proof? (then I'll eat my bullshit)

In the meantime- another one for my corporate training video playlist.

edit: I prefer this Vista song: http://www.pcpitstop.com/offsite.asp?http://www.reverbnation.com/controller/audio_player/download_song/502388

written by dag

| 1 year 7 months 1 week ago | CH

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I got this link, so I'll partially eat my bullshit:
http://www.news.com/8301-10787_3-9920713-60.html

But half-way through the meal- I will interject "Wait!, just because Microsoft says it's a joke after the fact- we have to believe it?"

written by dag

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