I heard this on Radio Paradise and thought it was awesome..

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kirsty_MacColl

I once met a man with a sense of adventure
He was dressed to thrill wherever he went
He said "Let's make love on a mountain top
Under the stars, on a big hard rock."
I said "In these shoes? I don't think so."
I said "Honey, let's do it here."

So I'm sitting at a bar in Guadalajara
In walks a guy with a faraway look in his eyes
He said "I've got a powerful horse outside
Climb on the back, I'll take you for a ride
I know a little place; we can get there for the break of day."
I said "In these shoes? No way, Jose."
I said "Honey, let's stay right here."

No le gusta caminar
No puede montar la caballo
¿Como se puede bailar?
Es un escandolo

Then I met an Englishman, "Oh," he said
"Won't you walk up and down my spine?
It makes me feel strangely alive."
I said "In these shoes? I doubt you'd survive."
I said "Honey, let's do it."
Let's stay right here

No le gusta caminar
No puede montar la caballo
¿Como se puede bailar?
Es un escandolo

No le gusta caminar
No puede montar la caballo
¿Como se puede bailar?
Es un escandolo

No le gusta caminar
No puede montar la caballo
¿Como se puede bailar?
Es un escandolo

Let's stay right here...

No le gusta caminar
No puede montar la caballo
¿Como se puede bailar?