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bottle,head,russian In Russia Bottle Breaks You

In Russia Bottle Breaks You

posted by blankfist 10 months 3 weeks ago • 6203 views
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Dumb Russian. Thanks, KP, for the video!

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*promote Russian culture


written by kronosposeidon  | 10 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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Promoting this video and sending it back into the queue for one more try; last queued Wednesday, December 31st, 2008 7:29pm PST - promote requested by kronosposeidon.


written by siftbot  | 10 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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Sorry, but not amusing.


written by 13439  | 10 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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The guy's laughing in the background is awesome.


written by jrbedford  | 10 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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This is hilarious. Guy's so determined. And that CLONK noise...


written by 8350  | 10 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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Some people never learn.

Needs a slow-mo cloooooooonk.


written by gwiz665  | 10 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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That's one tough bottle, didn't even break on the wall. That's russian build quality for you.

Then again maybe the head and wall are both equally soft. That's russian build quality for you.


written by jubuttib  | 10 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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it's not Russian. it's Ukrainian.


written by 13735  | 10 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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It probably wasn't recycled glass.


written by HollywoodBob  | 10 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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When I viewed this post, the selected video-ad to the right is "Find your Russian Beauty today", and it's showing a smokin' blonde who honestly looks way more Nordic, but what the hell, I'll go with it...

Given this example of the intellect of the men over there, no wonder the women are looking to emigrate.


written by 13439  | 10 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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God bless the internet.


written by ziggystardust  | 10 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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For fuck's sake it's even tagged "ukranian" on youtube. by KP, no less.

How about you stop the "dumb russian" jokes. i could go and find a stupid irishman and put "dumb american" in the title if you want.

You're just jealous because after trying that once, you'd curl up on the floor and cry. dumb yank, or whatever you are.


written by MINK  | 10 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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but it's funny anyway


written by looris  | 10 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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well yeah. especially when the bottle doesn't even break when thrown against a wall.

just think, it's guys like that that defeated the third reich.


written by MINK  | 10 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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MINK, you expect the average American to be able to differentiate between Russia and the Ukraine? Have you ever been to the US?? Be grateful that this guy was positively identified as a citizen of a different country, and not mistaken for a guy who's speaking in tongues.

Blankfist, the line is actually "In Soviet Russia, the _blank_ _blanks_ you" which would've made everyone happy.


written by campionidelmondo  | 10 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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UKRAINE, not Russia.


written by SaNdMaN  | 10 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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In Lithuania ass fucks you.


written by gwiz665  | 10 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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The other guy laughing makes this clip. Gotta love his determination though!


written by robbersdog49  | 10 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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Tags for this video have been changed from 'russian, bottle, head' to 'bottle, head' - edited by MINK


written by siftbot  | 10 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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campion, i don't expect americans to even know where russia is on the map, which is why i will always point out a few facts whenever the opportunity comes along. just to maybe combat 0.00000001% of the retardation in the world.

i just don't like russians being used as "the people it's ok to make fun of", replacing niggers and faggots in the sad history of human ignorance.


written by MINK  | 10 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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Actually I also thought it was Russian they were speaking, MINK. Note in my first comment I wrote promote Russian culture. It was only later, after I read a comment here and the comment on the video at YouTube, when I determined they were speaking Ukrainian, so I changed the title and tags accordingly.

What gave me the impression they were speaking Russian was that I found this video at English Russia, and the videos were all described as currently being "popular on Russian internet." Hence my assumption.

Now that I know they're speaking Ukrainian it's totally not funny anymore. Hysterical Ukrainian laughter just isn't hysterical. I curse the day I set eyes on this video. I'm sewing them shut as soon as I finish this comment.


written by kronosposeidon  | 10 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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No shit MINK - everybody knows it's the UKRAINIANS that are to be used as "people it's ok to make fun of".


written by ObsidianStorm  | 10 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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Upvote for the title.


written by syncron  | 10 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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I don't usually like people-hurting-themselves-videos, but I have to say that the laughter was infectious.


written by direpickle  | 10 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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>> ^direpickle:
I don't usually like people-hurting-themselves-videos, but I have to say that the laughter was infectious.


it would've been funnier if "actions were infectious"...'hinthint' 'winkwink'.


written by 13735  | 10 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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*promote


written by kronosposeidon  | 8 months 1 week ago | CH
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Promoting this video back to the front page; last published Thursday, January 1st, 2009 5:31am PST - promote requested by kronosposeidon.


written by siftbot  | 8 months 1 week ago | CH
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>> ^13735:
>> ^direpickle:
I don't usually like people-hurting-themselves-videos, but I have to say that the laughter was infectious.


it would've been funnier if "actions were infectious"...'hinthint' 'winkwink'.

Shut up 13735, you're stupid...I don't care if you have been a member since December 31, 1969


written by rottenseed  | 8 months 1 week ago | CH
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*quality


written by kronosposeidon  | 1 month 3 weeks ago | CH
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Boosting this quality contribution up in the Hot Listing - declared quality by kronosposeidon.


written by siftbot  | 1 month 3 weeks ago | CH
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*fail


written by kronosposeidon  | 1 month 3 weeks ago | CH
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Adding video to channels (Fail) - requested by kronosposeidon.


written by siftbot  | 1 month 3 weeks ago | CH
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*promote


written by MycroftHomlz  | 1 month 3 weeks ago | CH
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MycroftHomlz cannot promote this post because MycroftHomlz does not have enough Power Points - ignoring promote request by MycroftHomlz. (You can always purchase more Power Points.)


written by siftbot  | 1 month 3 weeks ago | CH
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MINK, it's ok, we make fun of Americans all the time


written by yaroslavvb  | 1 month 3 weeks ago | CH
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so this is what the loners do in s.t.a.l.k.e.r. when i'm not shooting at them?


written by mpreuscher  | 1 month 3 weeks ago | CH
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the man of my dreams


written by yourhydra  | 1 month 3 weeks ago | CH
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His face sure rings a bell.


written by Drax  | 1 month 3 weeks ago | CH
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Whoa.


written by Keanu_Reeves  | 1 month 3 weeks ago | CH
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*quality, because it's bloody hilarious.

Edit: Ah, bite me, ShitBucket.


written by radx  | 3 weeks 2 days ago | CH
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This video has already declared quality - ignoring quality request by radx.


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